Just sign this 48 month contract and it's all yours.... good goyim

>Just sign this 48 month contract and it's all yours.... good goyim

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512 GB

Where do I sign?

>it also spies on you for free
>how cool is that

people still use phones?

why did you take a photo of your monitor? all OS have a screenshot tool

Apple is shit you can't even watch webms. Galaxy is better
>proud phoneposter

People who don’t have cars will have these

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>being poor
>Financing a phone instead of just buying the one you can afford

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those colors are also shit, 5c colors were much better, this company is just unironically becoming gay

Fuck off normie shit. Enjoy that garbage rez.

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1.5K? What the fuck? The iphone 10 was 1K at FRP wasnt it?

Thinking that you can get rich by not taking a 0% loan.

Imagine caring bout Apple at all.

>500$ for 512GB

yeah it's not like you could just get a 512go sd card for 80$

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Motomod Master race reporting for duty

My gf and a bunch of her friends are Apple cultists; always buying iPhones or Mac's and using that icloud. She hates religion but she's pretty much in a consumeristic cult herself.

>Implying it's 0% when the phone will be worthless by the end of the term
Buy the phone you can afford in full and then keep it until you can afford a better one in full. If you want the newest phone but it will literally take you two years to pay for it then you should just not buy it an focus on not being poor.

I'll let you buy an iPhone from me for 10 million dollars, but you can pay for it over the next ten years at 0% interest

great deal right?

now that's one expensive stove

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This

> becoming
where have you been for the last ten years?

>zdnet.com/article/apple-iphone-11-models-unveiled/
Apple unveils Iphone 11 on 9.11. These fucking kikes need to all be put in camps and starved to death.

iShits can't use sd cards

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Faggot detected

I have a decent salary and that's more than 4 months of my salary before taxes.

This is indicative of the rampant inequality between the West and the Rest (of the world).

They unveiled it 2 days ago

>500$
The regular iPhone 11 charges you $850 for a max of 256GB. The "pro" model with 512GB costs $1450.

Don’t fret, one of your cousins in the US might send their old one back to you.

The DEA report said most of the students questioned by American investigators acknowledged having served in units of the Israeli armed forces specialising in military intelligence, electronic signals interception or explosive ordnance.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/1387069/US-arrests-200-young-Israelis-in-spying-investigation.html

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So you're saying iPhones should be free?

we're all faggots here, faggot.
Faggoting into a sea of fagots.

No thanks, I only use candybar non-smartphones. Not falling for the battery life meme.

Its true, takes one to know one.

What do you mean? How do people get attached to literal brands? I'll admit that Macbooks are pretty good (I use a custom built pc and an android phone [also a virgin at 23]).
but I dont understand the thought process behind becoming a fan boy or girl. Is your life really that boring or empty that you do free marketing and publicity for a company that would fuck you over if it meant $0.1 profit

Christ, the deposit I put on my new (used) car last month was only half of that.

Imagine buying a spy tracking device on credit
yikes

found the green bubble virgin

How many fucking threads do we need over a fucking phone?
Fuck you newfags doing their marketing for free
Kys.

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Why does it have a fidget spinner on it?

Androids are for poor trash

>1 post by this ID
shit should be a bannable offense.

I grew up with Ford, we have a dealership so that brand was my bread. I also love their cars and became a ford addict due to it. I guess its nostalgia + belonging to a group why it happens

Because he is a filthy phoneposter

wow ur literal zog cattle

>sign this 48 month contract
I sign as few contracts as possible, own my phone with pay as you go

whoa cool it with the antisemitism!

All these pathetic /v/ and Jow Forums cucks patting themselves on the back for being poor and unemployed

What you get with Apple
-streamlined OS that actually works and needs no fiddling, go live your life
-Bluetooth that actually works
-VR/AR for those who want to make shitloads of money
-Peripherals which actually work, those cheap poo made chargers

With Android you get
-Phone requires a complete overhaul with the OS upon purchase or it will fuck up and crash more and more as time goes on
-Will still be shit after a while thanks to mandatory updates which make everything worse, just like Windows
-Free emulators though, woo nobody cares
-Basically just a huge time sink for something that isn’t worth it, phones are there to just run and perform convenient duties
-Saves your virginity for good, if you want to become closer to the Lord

Good goyim

It's been gay from the beginning nigga. Steve Jobs was a closeted faggot, current CEO is openly faggot
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Cook
>In 2014, Cook became the first chief executive of a Fortune 500 company to publicly come out as gay.
Logo is gay as well, inspired by the cyanide poisoned apple that Alan Turing bit into.
Anyone who buys Apple products deserves to get gang raped by hiv infected niggers.

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HAHA! FUCK YOU NIGGERS!!!

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It’s true though

>making less than $500 freedom bux s month
Nigga what? I've made that this week already and I'm a poorfag.

Apple has poor file structure. You cant even view Webms, let alone download and sort them.

Lol a working class boomer everyone
I don’t need these fancy apps I just need a Rolodex and a wired telephone to operate! Everyone hates you

That or you are some retard tradesman who talks sports all day and works with other brain dead retards

>still using a slide out keyboard phone I got in 2010
>still using a flip phone I got in 2008

God you Pakis are retarded! I’m a fucking manager at a fortune 100 corporate office, and not a boomer. I don’t want people bothering me on the weekends or be glued to it at night. Eat shit you fucking Paki faggot. Can you even post on here without a license?

Tim Apple has lost his god damn mind, this is going to bomb harder than 9-11

"Hello, Faggot police? OP's lose again."

>mfw I go into a rage spiral on here because 95% of the time morons use "loose/looser/loosing" when they mean to use the word "lose/loser/losing"
>this nigger comes along and for the first time ever I see someone fuck it up in the opposite way

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>I’m a fucking manager at a fortune 100 corporate office
phd in mathematics and make $300k a year too amirite? lying nigger.

Good goyyy, GOOD GOY!
YOU'RE LEARNING!
Look at what you're worth, goy! Isn't it beautiful? You have our best phone! Sure, there are no liberties with the device, but doesn't it feel good having (((value))), goy?
Yes, you are worth your possessions! YES!
You have LEARNED GOY
GOOD FUCKING SHIT GOY
YOU FUCKING
YOU ARE DOING US A SERVICE

>Everyone one here is a shill

No, but I’m far from retarded

but i didn't call you a shill. i called you a liar and a nigger. :^)

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Right.... and nobody gave you a work phone and nobody minds that you have an old as shit phone

Liar

>spies on you
you're thinking Android phones. iPhones don't do that.

Nah I'm good...

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Correct. iPhones are actually encrypted and Apple refuses to unlock them for the cuck police. Android has no such protection

>iphones don't do that
You haven't read your terms then, Pole

>5MP camera
My grandpa has a better quality camera than you

that's not an excuse

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There are better phones for $300-400 dollars, minus the camera quality, but still decent enough.

iPhone is the biggest scam ever.

its not a jewgle phone

>implying someone will allow phones that do not spy on owner
Lmao.

I pay cash for my iPhone because I'm not a poorfag

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>he didn't steal his phone like a nigger

Lol, the police just hire some iphone repair shops to crack it open as iPhone are the easiest to hack.

Pay? Like a pleb? True patrician do not buy, he receives.

they were't terrible till last few years, now it;s just ridiculous, went from 700 dollars, to 1000, to 1000+ to now 2000 fucking dollars
batshit retarded

It is not stealing if you convince previous owner that giving phone to you is in his best interests.

A shekel for a good goy.

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>my corporate master would never spy on me, they told me so!
Not gonna make it.

Even if it was 1 week of wages it woulden't be worth it. Even if you were rich it woulden't be worth it. The phone isn't that special.

it's the ecosystem, mac and iOS all work together. You can install MacOS on regular pc hardware and avoid the apple tax

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have sex

>Bluetooth that actually works
lol no. Apple crippled Bluetooth on iDevices for years. You still can't send or receive files via Bluetooth on iPhones.

There are a couple of companies offering completely open source phones, but that means shit since mobile operators still can see everything you send and receive.

this

I'm not a woman or a zoomer so I don't need to take pictures of every fucking thing that is mildly interesting. I also don't use social media so I don't need pics to post online so I can pretend to be interesting. If you think paying 50x more for a phone is worth it just for the camera then you're a very special goy. My cheap phones are practically disposable so I don't care if I break them. I see all these retards carrying around phones with cracked screens because they can't afford a new one and I get a new one if my gets a significant scratch. It makes calls and sends/receives messages just as good as the expensive phones, so it's sufficient for an adult who needs it for business.

Lol, got em.

>android phone requires a complete overhaul with the OS upon purchase or it will fuck up and crash more and more as time goes on

I have the opposite experience, the phone works like a dream but after 6 months when I download the newest firmware update it gets slow and laggy.

>Webm
Just use VLC app dummy

This thread reeks of shills and insecure phoneposters
Who fucking cares what you use, if it works for you so be it
I can't think of a more Jewish tactic than undermining the value and worth of other's possessions to give them initiative to buy products

>literally arguing over who has the best tracking device in their pocket
>if you don't buy the same expensive piece of shit as me you're poor
Nigger tier thought process

>I can't think of a more Jewish tactic than undermining the value and worth of other's possessions to give them initiative to buy products
That's what it feels like. Niggers arguing over who has the most expensive shoes and grillz when in reality they're poor as shit because they constantly consume product.

>You still can't send or receive files via Bluetooth on iPhones
This is absolutely false considering AirDrop, which is widely used, runs on Bluetooth. It is also super convenient and flawless in function unlike Android. I hated having to upload everything to Dropbox because it was the only way. Cable to cable transfer also doesn’t work, the native Android file transfer literally does not work 70% of the time, it’s pathetic

So you’re a loser then

your mother receives, I buy it on my own money that I earned.

>being a nigger

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Based one plus is cool

People still buy iPhones? Haven't seen a guy use one in months. Only girls use them.

I bought a Xiaomi Mi 9 better specs than S10+ for less than half the price.

Get rekt.