Why Amerifats wipe their own poopy ass with dry paper only?

based aussie.

We would just blindfold you slanteyes with dental floss.

>hurr you uncivilized roundeye, y you know lik water blasting yo ass hole?
It's called wet wipes, gook.
I don't like having water blasted into my asshole because I am not a faggot

We use flushable wet wipes because were not poor

Amerifat fingers are too fat to pick up floss

I just use my left hand. The one I use exclusively to touch foreigners with. I’m a Medical Doctor

They are both gross, you need water and paper to make it completely clean, if you just use water you end up with poo water all over your ass

Epic gamer moment

It’s so that they can see while they’re head is shoved far up their ass enjoying the smell of their on shit.

But I do have a bidet. Also wax my asscrack to keep it smooth and fresh. I don't have a shit inspection light in my toilet though. Why do you need a little spotlight for your shit?

Its a serious question. I have just had a shit i have power washed my ring piece and now my ass needs drying. Is there a dryer down there or something? Do you use an ass towel?

Not politics

Yes good ones have drying function

Most of them don't even wipe at all

Wet wipes.

agreed, and I respect japanese for their high-tech toilets that analyze the content of shit for them. instead of germans, who leave it rotting on a shit shelf for imprecise visual inspection.

I just try my best to do all my shitting right before I plan to have a shower

Imagine spending unnecessary amounts of money on one of those overly-designed crappers and then having to pay the expensive maintenance/electrical-repair fees on-top instead of having a simple and solid porcelain shitter.

Japan:
>Fancy toilets that waste water
>tentacle porn
>cant even build a proper Supra anymore

USA:
>normal toilets that can handle a 3lb shit
>granny porn
>still building several iconic nameplates with manual transmissions

Yeah you keep drinkin' that Fukishima water there, nippy.

They're not made by Americans so they don't need repaired

Your eyes are the reason why you're so good at drawing hentai.

I often jack off to the screams of those dead, incinerated nips after we dropped those bombs on your shithole country. Now go commit suicide, you ugly nip.

Wait, there are americans that don't use bidets?

99.999% of Amerifats

Of course a little Asian man loves things going up his bum

kek

You dumbasses just figured out you didn't have to shit in holes in the ground.
Who are you to tell others they are doing it wrong?

We'll just air drop niggers in. Not like we're gonna run outta those anytime soon

Thats just ionization from all the background radiation. All Japanese toilets do that.

I don’t have a bidet so I wash my butt with soap and water when I am at home. Whenever I have to shit somewhere else I feel dirty for the whole day until I get back home.

>shitting into your water supply like a fucking cow

I would be surprised if your mutt country could even launch a nuke anymore.

the only difference in outcome is japan wouldn't be given a chance to surrender.
They would be turned to dust before the first one of you gooks has time to say "orr we surrender white man."

I didn't realize chinese colonies had posting rights.

Hands are meant to be clean. You make food and do important things with your hands. Assholes only exist to shit out of, so washing once a day is just fine. Euros use bidets so their asses are clean enough for Ahmed when they get home.

Based and asspilled

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>t. Dr. Patel

I need to start carrying a pack of flushable wipes in public. This fucking 1-ply industrial toilet paper disintegrates the moment it touches my ass.

Is that the ultra high-tech Japanese toilet from that episode of We Bare Bears?

You will have to adapt due to climate change. No water for poop butts.

Started doing this more. Even to the point of getting out in the middle of a shower and having to shower all over again.

wet wipes are objectively superior

> using public toilets
Disgusting. Stop having 10 meals per day, so that you only need to take one shit at home after waking up, like a normal person.

Brutal.

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if toilet paper isn't good enough for you then you need less fat in your diet.

>if we fought today.

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>Euros use bidets so their asses are clean enough for Ahmed when they get home.

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Well if you're gonna go that far, you would need soap too to actually achieve a truly clean anus. So the bidet is pointless I'm afraid.

Ass washing american here.
EVERY goddamned mexican i see in public restrooms, shits and walks out of the stall and restroom without touching a thing but his pants and the door handle.

You can't even maintain a nuclear power plant without Fukushimaing it

i always wet my tp for the last couple wipes cause yeah you don't get everything otherwise.

I love squirting water up my ass, its fabulous

back when tgms was "good" he use to speak highly of biffy. bought one myself and it's amazing (and cheap).

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Why don’t you shut the fuck up already with nit picking bullshit. Who cares really. Get a life retard.

>not wiping your ass with baby wipes

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I shit before I shower. And I have a shower with a power wash and a head that is very mobile. After a dump I pressure wash my ass with the hottest water I can handle and then gently dry with a nice soft towel. Anything less is barbaric.

Fucking based

>Fellow Americans think your weird because you wash your ass properly

Absolute STATE of burgers
Bum guns are the best, if I ever move back to the west I'll install one of these

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why wash off all the flavor

And you're country is filled with traps so you are no better. WE WILL RAPE YOU'RE TRAPS. WE HAVE ALPHA FAGS NOT PATHETIC TRAPS

Hi Pajeet! Is my surgery still om for next week?

Sometimes your daily shit just happens at work or when you're out. I wouldn't expect a welfare Ahmed to understand that he just can't sit at home all day until he drops a turd.

That was caused by an earthquake

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Japan will not survive without refugees.

I'm only stopping by this thread to call you a shrimpy little rice dick

White assholes are always clean. We just wipe them to remind ourselves of that fact.

But you miss out on the warmth of the shit, unfolding it's temperature love through the paper to your finger. It's sublime and wasted on slants who only see in wide screen.

oh youuuu

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Why build it in a seismically active area then?

The funny part is no matter how many nukes we eat we will never become a shithole like muttistan

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>it would be a short fight.

Indeed it would, my little nip friend.

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This is true. I use wet wipes, but I normally shit in the morning before I take a shower.

the power plant survived the earthquake it was the tidal wave that did it in

With the tech we have now why do we even bother with water. A hose should come up out of the toilet, insert itself into your rectum, and suck out all the shit.

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Like everything else, Korea has surpassed the weak Japanese and now produce a superior bidet.

I literally wouldn't shit on a Japanese made bidet.

eh, I have one in my house but it makes the butt all wet. The paper we have here in the states is very soft and works great.

Too many homeless people will use bidets as drinking fountains here.

Tfw you get nuked so hard you lose your ability to wipe your ass

The japanese always did have kino toilets

Vote yang2020 and we may just follow suit

>I-if we f-fought today
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How much does an advanced Nip bidet costs and can you recommend a good brand?

>Korea surpassing Japan ever

Top fucking lel

Yeah, i know. Ridiculous.

They even give me a strange look, because I store my used bidet water in Mason Jars.

>Would an Amerifat dip his hand in shit and just wipe with towel?
You do realize all the shit filling your intestines is on the outside of your body too, don't you?

That's what bidets are for.

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It's a LARP, he's not Japanese, probably military or English teacher.

>military full of fats and dreamer wannabe heroes

>past full of "let's kill developing nations and colonies in their crib"

>present; fat and impotent to the present and future and ruled by some asshole who doesn't matter; overtaken by blacks and jews. while the rest of the world flourishes and washes their asses squeaky clean instead of pushing it around like a filthy fat body

ever heard of wet wipes you fucking tard?

>Amerifats wipe their ass in the same manner as a baby

You literally can’t make this shit up

How did America become so cucked?