PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LAUGHING TRUMP NERVOUS XI EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
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>Pres Trump @House GOP Retreat 9/12/19
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>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 9/12/19
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>VP Pence @CWA 40th Anniv Celebration 9/12/19
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>StateDept Press Brief (Morgan/USAIDAdm Green) 9/12/19
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>VP Pence on OAN 9/12/19
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>Giuliani on Ingraham 9/12/19
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>TreasSec Mnuchin outside WH 9/12/19
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 9/12/19
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 9/12/19
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>KAC outside WH 9/12/19
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>KAC on FoxNews 9/12/19
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>SpiceDaddy on FBN 9/12/19
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>AsstAG4Antitrust Delrahim @Fordham 46th Annu Conf 9/12/19
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>FHFADir Calabria on CNBC 9/12/19
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>ArmySec/AFSec Nominees Confirmation Hearing 9/12/19
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>WHVideo: VP Pence @Shanksville PA 9/11 Memorial 9/12/19
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>Pres Trump remarks on Vaping 9/11/19
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>Pres Trump @Pentagon 9/11 Memorial Ceremony 9/11/19
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And yes, the article is real

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First to Awoo.

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MAGA

what does bagina feel like?

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>Xi's face

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nice literally who article, come back at me when it's a WSJ article

DANCE PUPPETS DANCE

>wall
>deporting dreamers

Told ya. Just a bunch of happy talk.

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>heaven

>299
Please apply yourself next time. Thanks

>fuck drumpf

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It's what men fight and die for.

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「I love Trump and I hate gun control」
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
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#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
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When they say housing is a human right, this is what they mean.

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> article published in the Chinese media
> Trump BTFO?

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This lewd posting needs to cease.

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If you're (((circumcised))) you're not going to feel anything

I'm going to be honest, I think trump has a democrat advisor VERY close to him. Is it ivanka trying to make trump fail? Hard to say.

I am a social conservative and conservative on 2a/1a/borders. No other policies are that big of a deal, it seems it would be almost impossible to lose me..

Except then trump comes after e-cigs, the alternative to smoking for millions and millions of people. My mom was a 10 pack a day smoker who went on e-vaping and all of the smoking side effects went away. Lungs healed, could breathe/smell/taste my cum much better, she can fly now, has xray vision, and her penis grew 3x the size.

This might be a random issue trump divides his base on and a TERRIBLE way to lose the BVC super soliders. It seems so bad that it seems like it could only be sabotage.

This is for sure going to cost trump in 2020, and I could only hope democrats undo whatever trump passes in regards to banning it. Sort of sucks, my anus has gotten used to my mothers new Big Vape Cock and itd be terrible for her to have to go back to smoking and have her penor shrink again.

>premature again
Try thinking about baseball or whatever Europoor sport you have there. It'll help with your control.

> paging pastaleaf

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salty milk and coins

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He always makes that face.
I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Jow Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.

You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.

For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.

I'm going do be honesd, i dhing drumb has a demograd advisor very glose do him. Is id ivanga drying do mage drumb fail? hard do say.

i am a sogial gonservadive and gonservadive on 2a/1a/borders. No odher boligies are dhad big of a deal, id seems id would be almosd imbossible do lose me..

egsgebd dhen drumb gomes afder e-gigs, dhe aldernadive do smoging for millions and millions of beoble. My mom was a 10 bagg a day smoger who wend on e-vabing and all of dhe smoging side effegds wend away. Lungs healed, gould breadhe/smell/dasde my gum mugh bedder, she gan fly now, has gsray vision, and her benis grew 3gs dhe sise.

dhis mighd be a random issue drumb divides his base on and a derrible way do lose dhe bvg suber soliders. Id seems so bad dhad id seems lige id gould only be sabodage.

dhis is for sure going do gosd drumb in 2020, and i gould only hobe demograds undo whadever drumb basses in regards do banning id. Sord of suggs, my anus has godden used :DD do my modhers new big vabe gogg and idd be derrible for her do have do go bagg do smoging and have her benor shring again.

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What are the exact hang ups of the China trade deal. All I hear is “Trump v China!!!!” With no specifics

One day I'll get revenge on the doconigger who mutilated me in Minecraft.

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Not enough references to how he did something in America

b&r

One of the greatest contributions I ever made to /ptg/ was giving the link to the spurdo translator.

damnit, now roberto has the spurdo codes

> US can't even muster 2% growth.
> Laughing about China's 5%

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Tell me about the portly yellow bear. why does he wear no pants?

Who is the target audience for such low tier pasta?

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>proud of his homosexuality
NGMI

That's just a straight-up lie.

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OwO
go pet a lathe

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We wanted their promises in writing, they did not.
Also the uniparty is mad their made in china pet project is being dismantled.

Reminder that 6% is the standard Chinese GDP growth fudge factor. "Growing at 5%" means contraction.

It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on our bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair.

1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gage a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie

Decide for yourself.

Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.

>Her aides assured her that "it's only a model."

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Comparatively I think it is true. It's a reduction of like 90% of nerve endings

This is much better.

Susan Collins' aide a cute

A CUTE!

Sad cats speak to my soul.

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Reminder that 3% is the standard US GDP growth fudge factor. "Growing at 2%" means contraction.

Why is Trump reaching for Pounce's privates?

Cut or not, it still feels rapturous, fammo.

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>just write a book bro, you're smart and know a lot about politics

several wasted months later, I realize too late that publishing agents aren't going to want the autistic ramblings of a semi-NEET with a politics fetish and my efforts and hopes have been wasted and self-publishing is a sad joke unless you're writing about sluts getting fisted by vampires

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My (You)s aren't showing.
Is this my life now?

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动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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MAGA

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How does that affect their emergency pork reserves?

My theory? To make him uncomfortable.

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>All I hear is “Trump v China!!!!” With no specifics
Here is the QRD

> Chinese trade surplus with the US was so big it is not economical feasible to even return the containers, not even filled with garbage for recycling
> That was, along with outsourcing production to Mexico and China itself, the biggest cause for most of America Rust belt (former manufacturing belt) woes
> Trump got elected on a simple promise: to put an end on it
> A couple of tariffs later and China started feeling the pressure
Right now they're running the clock banking on Biden 2020. If it is Trump 2020 instead they're fucked, that in the best case scenario for them because all points out for them to balk before 2020
> tl;dr: SINK THE CHINK

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I'm not on the top of my game today, gents.

I'm failing her.

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Pfffff
> he fell for the "just write your thoughts down" meme

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Tapping into that is real enough. The bugmen are like Democrats - they focus on rigging the headlines. Imports, exports, car purchases, they're all down.

>t. never played gay boner chicken

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nothing will happen, you dumb fuck. saw you have a stroke in the other thread, fucking lol

> Chinese actual growth was the one they self reported
> Chinese actual safety features are the ones they self report
user, plz

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All they had to do was agree to a deal in writing and not be a bunch of thieving niggers. But the Chinese, being a bunch of dirty niggerish slaves to Qing who have no idea what honor and integrity are, refused. They all must die.

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Can one get a Yang gf for the low low price of 1000 bux per month?

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Did any of the democratic front runners polling numbers change after last night?

You'd be surprised what publishers will accept. You should try anyway. cold probably get at least a 5k advance if you sold it in the right genre.

based

Wow just like express your appreciation and love of your friends like a homo why dontcha

I don't see it. the foreskin is in no way as sensitive as the glans. Removal of some of this skin might cause some reduction, but 90%? 1800ComeOnNow.png

>Can one get a Yang gf for the low low price of 1000 bux per month
user, plz. For 1000bucks a month you can get a different temporary Yang-like gf of a very good quality per week.

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wonder how many people actually stuck around and watched the entire thing.
it was incredibly boring.

Which one? The one that looks like Alice the Goon?

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>several wasted months later
>he didn't consider who the (((publishers))) are and say fuck it from the start
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
That happens to me sometimes too, usually doesn't last long. Probably just some glownigger interference.

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>All they had to do was agree to a deal in writing
Not just in writing. Agree and pay in advance because there is no trusting no chink niggers on their word **or** pen

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great ad, Rs really need to start dehumanizing these freaks. its time to play dirty like the do

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Stupidity has no limits. Lol.

You should check out Jow Forums sometime. Just men admiring other men's semi-naked bodies, as heterosexuals often do.

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I don't want to clog up our justice system with criminal bugpeople, I would be satisfied with China prosecuting its own citizens.

I'm sure SCAIDE would, too.

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We'll know more later today but, remember polls are generally retarded. That said, Biden got fucking wombo combo'd on.

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Beto will take our ar-15s

>imagine the sme ....
Americans have such nice clean garbage. Some other countries would do well to follow our example.

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Truth. The slaves of Qing aren't to be trusted. Want to know why the japs earned the bombs? They didn't kill enough chankoro.

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Macronscope says otherwise

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Also Trump wanted enforcement mechanisms in the deal. Xi knew damn well his people would never stop stealing so no deal was better than a deal and being caught cheating.
>until they ran out of pork

get a copy of vegas pro and make a youtube doc.

Well, someday you'll have something to give to your grandchildren...

Oh.

REMINDER: CHINA MURDERS INNOCENT DOGGOS EVERY DAY AND ALL YOU DO IS CRY ABOUT DA JOOSE IT MAKES ME SICK I HATE CHINESE PEOPLE SO MUCH AND IT'S THE JOOSE??? FUCK ANYONE THAT DOESN'T START CHANGING THEIR MINDS ABOUT WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS.

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Dems are totes honest in their advertising.

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Francis ain't doin' shit.
>*lose senate race*
>I know, I'll run for President!
lol

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Xi could end this if wanted too. He doesn't. The only way to right this wrong is with a river of chink blood and pile of chink skulls.

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Try reading the thread.

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warren will move up, theyre gonna go with her now, joes toast

that was cold as ice

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Your attempts to shame me will fail.

SCAIDE is best girl

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NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DOGSSSS!!!!!!!
KILLING COWS AND PIGS IS FINE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Literally just politics bro, it's literally just politics. I'll send out queries to every publishing agent I can find but I bet I'll get nothing.

This but unironically.