>Teenager dies from Byron Burger due to Diary Allergy
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>David Cameron: Johnson and Gove behaved 'appallingly'
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>Tommy Robinson released from prison ‘looking a mess’
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>Johnson is sure he would win an election. A closer look at the polls says otherwise
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>Whites stick together
Why hasn't the bitch Cameron killed himself already? Why didn't UK public stone him already?
Rest your willys on my mantelpiece
>haven’t had a ticket in over an hour
fuck I hate my job lads
who else wage slavin tonight?
luv me keds jayden freddie harry n isla
fookn luv em i do
plonk em down evry evenin with a cheeky ipad, jobs a goodn
What are some posh names for boys and girls?
I knew a lad called Alastair, fat bastard he was
Posh names are always shit
>I'm British, me
>simple as
one house please, thanks. need a car as well because I'm permanently pregnant and can't work
Algernon sounds majestic, what are you on about?
> Bercow's going to stop BoJo
How's he going to do it?
nope
what's on the menu tonight
Pretentious and gay as fuck.
I prefer ales to lagers despite the Germanic DNA coursing through my veins.
So, in anticipation of our glorious free trade deal once you leave the EUSSR...
Please provide me the names of some of the fine British ales I'll want to purchase in the near future.
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What did he mean by this?
They are 100% going to accept some rebranded version of the Northern Ireland backstop. Thats why Boris has promised he will look into that retarded bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland.
They will just call it something else.
Imagine not being British lads
Scares me to even think about it to be honest
who let that nonce in?
You know... for all this talk about stopping modern slavery...
Why is it that uncompensated overtime is still legal here?
Even the burger mutts, a country where many states allow workers to be fired instantly without reason, most states have laws that state workers either need to be paid an hourly equivalent or get time back in lieu.
It’s Yates.
So FAR too much and it’s all dirt cheap, frozen, shit.
I used to be a real cook, ran the shit at a beautiful steak house. Then I moved to a shitty area, now I just reheat shit and my soul dies a little more with every plate that leaves my kitchen...
do all the mentally ill have small nobs? m-maybe that's why they're mentally ill?
Pick something, I’ll tell you why it’s awful.
>Cameron whining.
Why should we care what this retard thinks?
>yates
fucking hell lad I feel for you
Lads, i have a girl's name
>Teenager dies from Byron Burger due to Diary Allergy
that happened to Ann Frank too
Swap it for your middle name?
No i like it
>many states allow workers to be fired instantly without reason
Even in states that don't they can always invent a reason lad.
>most states have laws that state workers either need to be paid an hourly equivalent or get time back in lieu.
No, the salaried wage slave is alive and well.
It's of course voluntary but see above for what happens to those that don't volunteer.
Become a trap then.
WELL ALRIGHHT
WELL ALRIGHHHT
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WELL ALRIGHHHHHT
WELL ALRIGHHHHHHT
WELL ALRIGHHHHHHHT
WELL ALRIGHT
WELL ALRIGHHT
WELL ALRIGHHHT
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post your mp mommy
Brunhilda?
Its not legal.
zero hours contracts need to go too
give me the detail on that "yorkie wrap"
Keep in mind that I am a burger
...
I'm ashamed of myself for having such a chip on my shoulder for so long. Having lived in London and met a lot of privately educated people, I have found the vast majority of them to be exceptionally kind, polite, intelligent, calm-tempered and fair in their dealings with others. I've always kept myself at the edge of things looking for a reason to dislike them, but really I greatly enjoy the company of these people. And when British mainstream culture was dominated by people of their calibre, it seemed far more interesting and civlilized than it does now where anyone with a socio-economic or race-based grievance can have their 15 minutes of aggressively complaining about the state of the country because they themselves don't have more power.
quad-burger
Based pollsters still believing they're relevant.
nice picture of clive sinclair
Imagine spreading her legs and the salty waft of her fish and chips spreads into your nose
I'm guessing this is the worst
why don't you get some people together and start your own restaurant?
I fucking hate boomers so much
everyone I work with is a boomer/ gen x / grey haired prick
i'm getting real fucking sick of this shit
they just power trip on me non stop and idk how to deal with it
any excuse to give me shit they will
and all of them making fun of me for being badly paid, driving a shitty car, never going on holiday, living in a shitty shared house
they are all such fumbling morons at their work too
do this user
do that user
suck my dick user
I want to tear their throats out
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My name is derived from an old Italian river
Despicable,no
I am not that much norfener
phwooor
Is your name Rubicon?
Unreal
Finished for the weekend thank fuck. Loads of lads have gone on holiday now the schools are back and we've been short staffed.
Rubicon is more like a creek
Nope, further north east.
Fisherman's pie tonight. I'm a good Catholic boy.
First for British Conservatism
Hello Po
What is it i cannot take it anymore
imagine naming your rivers after japanese capacitor manufacturers
STUMPS!
England
First innings 294 all out
Second innings 9 - for 0 wickets (4.0 overs)
Australia
First innings 225 all out
England lead Australia by 78 runs with 10 wickets remaining
it's kinnock my bud
nothing has yet surpassed this moment in british political history
you can't congeal the neil
nothing says conservatism like FILLIN THE COUNTRY UP WITH A CHEEKY FEW DOZEN MILLION THIRD-WORLD SHITTERS AND WHAMMIN A CHEEKY HOUSIN ESTATE ON EVERY FIELD WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
be one in london near her family as well
Can the gov actually tell journos not to report on it
nice summary of the trainspotting session
Appreciate it lad
Without knowledge of how a good Yorkshire should be, I can’t fully describe the horror.. but trust, it’s BAD... it would be bad enough to make the brits here cry. Also the beef is cooked on Monday, and microwaved thru the week... AND THE YORKSHIRE IS FROZEN!!!
burgers are absolute cheapest, frozen shit, we don’t sell them in any less quantity than 2 to make up for the fact they’re nasty as shit
Yes it’s the worst. and I have no money, no capital, and no credit...
I want to open a Mexican place, or a little taco shack, I spent years on the Mexican border and loved the food, it’s so easy to make yet everything here is just SHIT in comparison. I’d love to bring that spicey shit to the area,
Almost
Fuckin ell look at the ethnic make up of that classroom. This is Britain's future.
Lads, would you tell me more about Pikeys?
this country isn't even real anymore lol
lmao at women in the police force
A few off the top of my head:
Archibald
Barnaby
Cecil
Clayton
Conrad
Leopold
Melville
Reginald
Percival
Anthropofaecal
Starring John Majors, d-starring John Major, the conservatives very own box-office disaster: Honey, I shrunk the economy.
*wild laughter and applause*
>Yates are the high-street pub that transitions into the high-energy party pub at night
what the fuck
sounds like a pozzed place to grab a pint
>Employers do not have to pay workers for overtime. However, your average pay for the total hours you work must not fall below the National Minimum Wage.
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Literally looking at a contract that goes "You may be required to work outside these hours
without additional remuneration"
I've worked in tech long enough to know that means overtime all the time and getting dick for it.
First for nigging out and chucking your mongrel spawn in the river.
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I shouldn't laugh but I bet the mum was very pleased with popping out a halfling mutt so she could say "fuck you daddy". Dunno why she thought it was a good idea to keep the coon daddy around? Usually they just swing of through the trees after they impregnate a female.
Alright?
I mean that's always been a consideration and it's never stopped them, just like those BBC fraud programs basically telling people how to commit fraud and get away with it.
I wouldn't mind her handling my truncheon, if you know what I mean.
what is the name?
girls names for men is patrician
Fucking hell. I mean I've worked overtime without pay but it was kind of a "everybody else is doing it so you can go but everybody will think you're a dick" kind of thing, I didn't know it was actually legal.
copper looks like a literal strippergram you'd surprise your m8 with on his birthday down the pub
Must you always display that horrid flag whenever you post?
No. the MSM are complicit and active in this marxist anti-white dystopia. reminder: the MSM waged a campaign to get Begum returned to the UK
Can't believe you cunts have gone and ghosted Timmy even though he's sectioned in a hospital ward, strapped to the bed being injected anti-psychotic drugs.
Wearing more makeup than Jim Carrey in The Mask
Me on the right.
Far from it. Do you not have them in Italia?
Harry Potter looks like he's about to rape, kill, and eat someone
its like the
>if ya islamophobic you'll create more terrorists
absolute spastics
why do we even bother berating or mocking this guys behaviour? Why shouldn't he behave like that, in a country that allows such behaviour and refuses to condemn it. Where would he find any morality in this nation at all? Manchester is a soulless fucking place.
We have gypsies.
They used to be a big problem in Venice, until they were banished from the city.
>I can't see many things being as bad as that in the future.
LMAO, sorry PC Jessica but as Britain gets browner the more you will see this sort of shit in the future.
It's over
I've been trying to decide what to eat today.
You just convinced me.
This guy gets it.
By 2030 half of all schoolchildren will be foreign.
Inshallah
kek, female police officers are seriously cringe