How are things in Australia? I heard it's not as shitty as the U.S

How are things in Australia? I heard it's not as shitty as the U.S.

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Spoidahs n sneks everywhere

i have lived in both america and australia... australia sucks.
literally feels more unsafe in most rural victorian towns than the major american cities like NY or LA.

i never watch over my shoulder while walking in hollywood or lower manhattan, but i literally dont even go to the mailbox without a knife here in victoria.

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Australia is less shit in the city, more shit in the country though America has a more glorious violent ascension to look forward to due to political turmoil and a prospect of an actual armed revolution.

My previous husband had acne all over his body so I was walking my dog today and it made me feel like a shark fin icecream sundae.

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The moon is so bright this morning you can read to it. Yanks probably can't see the moon. Poor yanks.

haven't seen a single snake in over 12 months.
but i do see the local maori/islander 'bloods gang' on an almost daily basis walking in the street in a group of 50+, all wearing red and threatening/assaulting anyone who passes by.

If we had U.S prices for everything here things would be perfect

if you ignore the black on black gang shootings and retaliation cycles in certain american suburbs, and the scammers in NY and LA. melbourne and sydney are worse than any american city by far.

in america the police are rarely more than 5 minutes away.
here in melbourne the police literally take 50 minutes minimum to respond to major crimes like assaults, robberies, etc.

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I lived in Perth. It's hot as fuck and also very expensive. In my 8 years living there, I had my house broken into on multiple occasions (was living in a fairly affluent neighborhood in Mosman Park), and was mugged once. None of that ever happened here. It's not all bad, but I can't say I miss it much.

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We've got our own problems, but Aboriginals are more likely to spear you than shoot you.

Cities are full of Asians and smaller towns are either dying or filling up with insane ice addicts. Same old story.

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