>Over price food
> Too many drunken idiots
>Slot Machines taking your money
>Shows no one really gives a fuck about
>Drunken puking toths
>Hot Temperature AF
>Homeless every two steps you take.
>Expensive bars, clubs, hotels..
Explain the attraction to this tourist trap
Poor incels aren't allowed lmao
It's too far away and there is a casino an hour from where i live. Fuck vegas.
legal whores
Prostitution isn't legal in Las Vegas. Obviously it still happens on a large scale but you must go to a rural county for legal whores.
Because people are stupid and think that they can somehow beat the odds against the house and make money. Instead they end up blowing their kids' college funds on a weekend in degeneracy and go home empty handed, except for the brand new venereal diseases they picked up.
Went there 4 times in my twenties.
Had a riot.
Realized during my fourth trip I was done with it.
She’s built for BBC
The Strip itself is a cool spectacle.
There are a lot of really great places to eat.
Gambling is fun if you aren't a dumb piece of shit with no self control. So is drinking.
Eye candy everywhere is enjoyable if you aren't a faggot.
It's expensive though if you're doing the fun stuff sure. Make more money I guess fag.
Vegas sucks, but obviously you have never been there
yeah it's called niggerbait for a reason
Vegas is actually awesome, not just this strip but the sprawled areas too. It makes me kind of jealous that its just a shithole in the desert far away from anywhere important yet its so amazing.
>hollywood brainwashing gives these people the idea they're doing something exotic or edgy by going to vegas
>movies promoting vegas that are produced by the same literal gangsters who run vegas
>sucker born every minute
it isnt a shithole anymore, that is the problem with the place at this point
Unironic coal burner IRL
I mostly go to visit family. Fucking hate the place otherwise. Fucking HATE the clubs out there and I especially hate the Vegas-style sets that otherwise good DJ's play in Vegas clubs. There is only one good promoter I know of in the city right now that does old school warehouse style raves, but they only do shows once per month or so.
This is the only good thing about Las Vegas
Unsolved mass shootings, and high crime rate.
its a pretty unique city, everyone should check it out atleast once
This is a bait thread by an user who's never been to vegas and was asked to plan a bachelor party
Like $10 at El Cortez 24/7. Fuck shitty 2AM food, get you some prime rib with no drunken violent retards.
TOO THICC
boomers need a way to squander their wealth don't they?
You also get to lose your money there and possibly contract a nasty strain of herpes
Who? Collective Zoo? Lmk if not I wanna look into it cuz I hate going to clubs here
Well its all so glamerous on the movies and TV but in real life its a dump. Go 2 blocks from the strip and its a ghetto full of homeless tweakers and dope fiends. Fucking dangerous too. If you got alot of cash to stay on the strip then its great but if you dont, then dont even bother going to that hell hole. Also the women there are absolutley beatiful, very high maintenance, and you cant tell if there hookers or not. If they are you cant afford em, if they aint they get super pissed when asked. The ones you can tell are working girls are used up trash that i wouldnt touch with my buddy's dick
Spent ~2 months out of year there for a decade. Haven't been back in 5-7 years. Finally have to go back again for big biznis. It's gotten better in that it's less runned down. It's worse in that it's consumerist nightmare bullshit on steroids. Holy shit, worse than Times Sq NYC. I thought cracks heads were bad at 4am... even worse at 9am. Pro is there is 24hr Indian food.. and it's good. But it's right in the middle of the strip and not the easiest to get to/leave.
gets old fast and then you realize it's the same type of people who go to cruises. it's better to vacation someplace meaningful
Wut? There are no drunken violent retards at Lawrys.
Incels are encouraged since they have whores there. Not the poor ones though.
Slot machine Gamblers are basically moths
>ooooo look at the pretty lights.....must go towards the pretty lights
>no this couldn't possible me a trap and I'm definitely not a sucker
like Paddock's brother said. it's great if everything is comped. not everyone works at Taco Bell.
it's a unique experience to walk through the strip and look at the architecture
It’s a chance for low IQ poor people to pretend like they have money to impress other low IQ poor people.
Ever talk to a poor person who’s clearly lying about their income? You’ll get the same impression from the crowds in Vegas.
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How much money I need to spend in Vegas
the strip is a corporate hellscape run by Khazar mafia, very low taste. Lived there 10 years and just moved home. Way overrated. Fremont area is where the locals hang out, but even that is being taken over by corporate mongs associated with Zappos
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Fremont is gross. Locals I know hang out at Redrock if they dont feel like the strip.
You niggers never ate at NOBU in Las Vegas? Fucking best sushi and wagyu steak. Also, the Bachanal buffet at Caesars is great. Go see Big Elvis at Harrah's for old school Elvis impersonation. Vegas is as fun as you make it. Don't be a degenerate gambler and you'll be fine.
what the fuck is that
>The leaf doesn't even know what beef looks like
America
yeah the 40+ crowd hangs out in Summerlin, but it's boring suburban vibe otherwise. Hanging out in casinos is pleb tier. Yes Fremont street experience is filled with AIDS, but there's actual hidden local shows and good food joints for those in the know of the art scene. Like I said the Zappos corporate scrubs are ruining it by trying to bring in the tourist and suburb fags
The shooting absolutely ruined the city, everything took a nosedive after that. Fuck the jewish mob
Surprisingly reasonable, then again I’m at Peter Lugers at least once a week so anything compared to that is inexpensive.
Kek
No $10 prime rib 24/7 either.
I go there for work. Vegas is the only place I know of with Roulette tables. Also I can buy weed there legally now.
Any place that pre-cuts up your steak should be burned to the ground.
At 3am it’s like a walking dead episode with all the homeless brain dead’s roaming around
you can get a booth full of girls at the hakkasan for $5000 and up. you don't get to fuck them.
If you think $10 prime rib is tasty....... You do you, fren.
Everyone tends to be more open and friendly there, probably because they are away from their hometowns and feel like they can let loose. I'm a legit neckbeard and two beautiful women chatted me up at a bar, one even started massaging my back. She had a wedding ring on so I didn't pursue anything with her, but stuff like that happens all the time. I even carried a puking drunk girl who was unable to walk to her room (just to be nice, not to get pussy). Saw her in the lobby the next day and she invited me over for a free blowjob.
Sadly, it is way too expensive, I haven't gone back for about 2 years.
I was sure this would be a brap thread.
Kek.
It's foxwoods btw
Hookers. Next question.
>$5000 and up
>you don't get to fuck
Um..... You could easily take 5 girls on weekend getaways and get laid multiple times with $5k.
Git gud
Elation events or ElationLV. I know they're associated with North American Trance Alliance but don't know the exact name. They mostly seem to do trance, techno, and deep house shows.
>Canadian has never seen meat
how bad is it up there?
I grew up there and agree. At least Fremont holds that classic feeling still. Until Zappos/Amazon takes over the entire area for rich hipsters
i love hookers, but in my opinion, they should be nationalized, and employed by hospitals, so men can be relieved by orgasms
You talking about joe lol?
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>Coalburner pic
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No, user, you don't understand. Those prices are in Bitcoins, not dollars.
I’m dying at this post
Sometimes the shows are pretty good actually.
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Fuck off rabbi
Thanks for the money, tourist faggot. You're the reason I don't pay income tax
>Why do People Continue to Visit Las Vegas
It's on TV.
remember the good ol days when you didn’t ever pay to park? ever wonder why that suddenly changed?
it wasn't all bad, the city was in the shitter before the DJ boom pushed by MGM around 2011. But back then prices were insanely reasonable, for food, rooms, concerts, shows. That was the tail-end of the boomer era. Once MGM and Caesars tried to recover from the culture shift by roping in trust fund millennials and rich saudis, they started bringing in Euro DJs and festivals to liven up the vibe. Gambling was on the way out, so restaurants, clubs, and shows started to become excessively Hollywood mafia focused. Now you've got concerts like Lady Gaga going for 1000 bucks opening night, fucking ridiculous. Hollywood ruined the vibe, and there are too many Cali faggots moving in bringing their shitty mentality with them. Also they ran out of ideas and shoehorned in sports, but used the Vegas shooting to drum up sympathy ticket sales for the new hockey team. That's about when I became fully redpilled on the Khazar manipulation.
There are plenty of properties on the strip that don't charge for parking, just like there's plenty of great food at reasonable price. But you're a stupid tourist faggot that doesn't research. Thanks for the money, fag
>Over price food
You really can't say that about it. Food and drink are the best and cheapest you can find in America, because they want to keep you gambling.
Otherwise it's just a fun place. Lots of shit to do. That's why tourist traps work.
>food is free or dirt cheap
>drunks are pretty well behaved inside any decent casino hotel
>some cool circus shows and shit or the knight fighting at excalibur is sweet
>no clue what a puking toths is
>dry heat is comfy and everything inside is climate controlled, even fucking indoor rollercoasters
>you can avoid the homeless bums by staying on the nice parts of the strip
>it is expensive
vegas is great if youre not a retarded degenerate gambler. If you play smart and play cards ie blackjack or poker and use a club card you will get shit tons of comps ontop of world class food and entertainment for free. They also made this shit way more family friendly so you can take your kids and wife.
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That used to be the case, but it's actually more expensive than a lot of other markets nowadays. Is correct, prices started creeping up on everything around 2011. Food prices, resort fees, parking fees, etc.
Well, there's a lot to see in Vegas that's not a slot machine, or a whores ass. There is an abundance of entertainment. So much in fact I'm not even going to bother listing it. Oh, and the size of the buildings is nothing short of incredible. I've been to a lot of cities, and have been in a lot of buildings, Vegas has a certain scale to it. Like, when you see a mountain far off in the distance, and it seems close, thats how the buildings in Vegas are.
>Over price food
Not any more expensive than elsewhere, and the alcohol is pretty much free. You could eat room service all day and it'd still be cheaper than going out in the major cities in the US.
> Too many drunken idiots
Didn't see a single one doing any dumb shit.
>Slot Machines taking your money
That's what they're supposed to do.
>Shows no one really gives a fuck about
True.
>Drunken puking toths
Didn't see a single one.
>Hot Temperature AF
It is in the middle of a desert. Cool mountains though.
>Homeless every two steps you take.
Didn't see a single one on the Strip.
>Expensive bars, clubs, hotels..
Nope. $150/night for a 5* hotel is dirt cheap, and like I said, in the casinos the alcohol is free.
To answer your question: it's an NPC heaven, sin city. Regardless of your budget - whether it's $2k or $500k - they've got you covered.
>go to Vegas
>win $2500 playing blackjack
>he said on Jow Forums
Fair enough, I was last there in 2013, so i might have missed the price hike. I just remember the Paris and Planet Hollywood all-you-can-eat buffets for $20
Do you ricedicks get off to this?
>Food and drink are the best and cheapest you can find in America
Not at all. All the nicer places have jacked up prices. I lived in Napa and went to high end places all the time, so I know what your could be getting for those LV prices. It's way over priced for the level of quality.
Correct. i was there on business recently. Got me an asian chick. Not bad but a little expensive. Very entertaining lady.
redrock canyon hike
hoover dam
live tables - craps, blackjack, roulette
hotels have cool aesthetics to walk around
blue man group was good
t. Florida man who never saw mountains and can only play the electronic jew craps which im sure have magnets in the comedy sized dice dome
she's a fat lesbian you idiot nigger.
Last time I stayed at Planet Hollywood in 2012 I got it for $45 all in on priceline express deals, no resort fee, and they check in guy upgraded me to one of their 2000sqft suites overlooking the Bellagio fountain for no reason. I miss those days. Nowadays the resort fee alone would be more than $45 lol.
Bacchanal and Wicked Spoon are my favorite buffets on the strip now, but they are pretty expensive.
>plays slot machines when gambling
What a dumbass
It's not legal, but all you have to do is sit at the bar long enough in the casinos and they'll come to you.
Vegas just really hasn't been the same since these guys moved on/died. Rat Pack was peak Vegas IMHO, prove me wrong.
Yep, I usually budget 500$ USD for gambling when I go there. If you play like 10$ a hand blackjack using basic strategy or 5$ craps min bet with full odds, you will have a really good time gambling there with >0.99 return rate (free beer makes up for the 0.01). Went there 2 times for 3 and 4 days trips, first time I made 1000$ that almost paid for my trip, second time I made it out even (while enjoying comped booze, food and beer).
I won quite a lot my first time in Vegas on the tables. I didn't get rich or anything, but I won enough to pay for me and my friend's 10 day visit, all the food, booze and gas, the room, and even giving his losing ass money so he could keep having fun. I was winning in Vegas like it was my fucking job. First thing I did was get 4 aces on a max bet dallar poker machine. I won a blackjack a bunch. I won at all the carnival games too, 3 card, Carribian stud and all that. I was actually one card away from winning a million dollar progressive, the guy next to me had the card I needed. Lost my fucking ass at roulette though. I have never thought in my life I could pick the opposite color over and over $100 a pop. Was crazy, and I will never play roulette again.
Saw a titty show too, at the Luxor. Some black woman singing Black Velvet with her tits out was awesome.
People are stupid.
Yeah, they're mostly niggers. I'm a total degenerate and grew up in Vegas and still avoided Vegas hookers when I lived there (although I did start going to AMP's when I was 15 years old). When I still lived there and felt the urge to do drugs and fuck hookers, I preferred driving down to TJ and visiting HK Club and Adelita's.
Vegas born and raised reporting in. Stop giving away our secrets.
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