Daily Checkpoint

>"HALT! Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (Pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (Arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your flag joins the Axis and you personally lead the invasion/purge of the country/ideology flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country/ideology flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country/ideology flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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why is that soldier pointing his mp at the back of the officers head

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Hey guys

Hello fellow aryan

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Guten Tag

Rolling

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oh shit

Scheisse ! FluffenKopf !

Mien rollstichen

rollan

test

rollen

Niggers tongue roll my anus.

based

true burger master race reporting in BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Fug

Right here officer!

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hallo

Here are my papers, fellow aryan.

oh fugggg :DDDDD blease officer

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Wew barely made it, North Africa is mine fags

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Jawhol mein kommandant!

>HALT! Papiere bitte.
I 'amember

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Fun

Haha based communist latvians

Here you go mein Herr.

Checks

Sorry officer I don't speak Spanish.

Jawohl!

Was ist los?

Hello comrade!

Okay fine

Not a single white ID
Absolute state

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Damn damn damn damn

*hands credentials

kill jews

ahah latvia purge muttland

Skip the arrest, if I have to be a fag, just feed me a bullet, give me the gun I'll do it my fucking self

Rollerino

Aw fuck yeah I'm okay with this

Here are my papers

>yellow
>trips
based

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Back to the chamber, faggot.

okay boys, i'm here for the butt-stuff. Grab mein hammerschpengler and plunge it deeply

nig nogs begone

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Buenos Noches mein Feuer

Oh no

No whammys no whammys, stop

Bullshit I'm going to the eastern front. Reroll

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Hier, meine Papiere.

Nope, off to Auschwitz with you, lets go

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Is this pink or purple?

Step aside.

Step aside, fotze

Shit

Let me pass

what fucking color is that?

Epic bread

plaid roller

I must go. Rommel needs me.

P.S. Fug the Brits.

purple

Papers?

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says the faggot

This is my thread now, niggers!

Owo

pls no

nig nogs be rollin'

Rolleroo

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

Wtf color is this even

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Whose coming with me to North Africa?

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White. Hello new Fuhrer

I-is that green?

Rol

sieg heil

Do you not know who I am?

Roll roll roll your boat

droppin the ball

I'm here to fix the showers.

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rollll

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fuck

>Hello new Fuhrer

Oh shit. In that case, everyone below this post is gassed

*whistles non jewishly*

this is stupid but also

is this grey? wtf is grey?