Beautiful women

>beautiful women
>$3/g cocaine
>beaches
>year long spring
Now the question is how do they like white people down in those parts?

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>south america
>even once

Someone post the webm of the dog eating the tied up guys penis.

This is what I've been thinking lately need to find somewhere to spend the rest of my life out of the hell we call the west

>Someone post the webm of the dog eating the tied up guys penis.
I'd like to see this.

>how do they like white people
tastes just like chicken

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>>$3/g cocaine
Not for you, gringo.

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Interesting sauce user
Is it activated almond, perhaps?

and the one with the chink eating the dogs penis and then you're full circle

I don’t think medellin has a beach

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I found it actually.

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You really really don't.

KIBBLES AND BITS
>KIBBLES AND BITS

Where did you get this?

You're right but too late.

Cartegania is a great place. They are Spanish so as a white you will do well but you have to speak spanish.

conservative tree house maybe?

*Cartagena

So you wanna live around Colombians?
I hope you like the following
>nigger tier behavior
>drugs everywhere
>every woman wants to be your green card whore and future alimony recipient
>crime everywhere
>everyone can and will potentially stab you in the back
>mestizos, zambos, and niggers everywhere
Yeah you dumbfucks have no idea how bad they are
Here in South FL we have plenty of them and a lot of them are shitty people just like the rest of Latin America, I can't imagine how it must be like in the mother country

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We love white tourists. Just make sure you're not a child-raping kike

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>Yeah you dumbfucks have no idea how bad they are
>Here in South FL we have plenty of them and a lot of them are shitty people just like the rest of Latin America, I can't imagine how it must be like in the mother country
We dump our trash so that we don't have to deal with them, why do you think Trump said "they're not sending their best"? He wasn't lying

>We love white tourists.
Ya basta con su porqueria, solo quieres el dinero de los gringos que vienen de partes en donde no hay latinoamericanos y no saben como son en la realidad

Take your trash back nigger

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>Here in South FL we have plenty of them and a lot of them are shitty people just like the rest of Latin America, I can't imagine how it must be like in the mother country
Nuke us.
Nuke the entire continent.

>Take your trash back nigger
You love the trash, 20 million illegals, the cocaine, human traficking, Legal Immigrants who Love to Not-Larp as Americans.

>Costa Rica is my bug out dream place...

>Extremely hot women
>Can buy full citizenship just buying a $200k house
>Not full of waring Narco factions who would murder/kidnap/ torture you suspect you of CIA
>Not a strategically located militarily location, so won’t be invaded
>Not hostile to foreigners
>Stable Govt, strong capalist not socialist
>Modern healthcare/Hospitals

Name another country better than that outside of the west???

heh

That's Mexico you faggot

I would but I've grown up around you people and some of you guys are alright
you need to take pack your people and fix your shit though
That and South America has a good sized white population

No I fucking dont
The fucking politicians do

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>Name another country better than that outside of the west???
Costa Rica is part of the West.
Everything in Latin America stems from Latin Culture.

Too bad we are the shithole west though.

>Not a strategically located militarily location, so won’t be invaded
It has no military period
any madman can take over Nicaragua or Honduras and invade Costa Rica

Not completely degenerate like “western values”

Based

Like the Swiss... they find a way to survive
Panama is where shit would go down big time during WW3

This guy gets it. Why whites still haven't figured this out is beyond me

Yeah I think Panama would definitely go back to being US territory if WW3 happens
the Panama Canal is too precious

audible guffaws have been had

Or 2nd choice would be Argentina but they are str8 up commmunist where my dollarydoos would be taxed at insane levels.. also would be crushed in WW3..

Last choice would be Belize they at least speak English but is crime ridden shithole country, also too involved with drug routes into the Caribbean

>you need to take pack your people and fix your shit though
They don't want to come.
Is Mexico asking for those who left to come back?
They love those American bucks, and the fact that everything acutally runs there properly.

You have no idea the ttype of people who actually run things down here; You do, America is turning into a 3rd shithole, maybe Trump can fix you, if he was elected as dictator.

>No I fucking dont
The fucking politicians do.
I know you dont. I know.

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Holy shit just go to Puerto Rico if you want to get a taste of Latin America without having to leave your country. You don't need a passport to visit

This
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Although your meme flag probably tells me your a South American

suck a fat cock

I go to Medellin a couple times per year to party. Always have a good time. Highly recommend making a trip. You will need to learn some Spanish before going, however. Most of the girls you will encounter speak little to no English. They aren't like the Colombian imports in Panama City or San Jose. And it's not like other Latin America P4P hotspots like Sosua or TJ, the language barrier is a real issue.

they dont
you can have litterally all of those in florida unless you wanna get killed

>South America
>real „latin” culture

Our guns will at least give us an edge that most other citizens wish they had

Do you speak Spanish friend?
Because you're gonna need it to survive

>Take your trash back nigger
They don't wanna go back though, you're gonna need RWDS

>Ya basta con su porqueria, solo quieres el dinero de los gringos que vienen de partes en donde no hay latinoamericanos y no saben como son en la realidad

Most Colombians in Colombia really do like tourists, of course they also like their money, no shit. Don't hang out with the niggers and avoid shady places, and you'll have a good time

Jumping ship are we?

Better than going to Morocco and getting beheaded kek

>>year long spring
wtf have you ever been to a tropical country?
staying fot 3days in a resort and living there are two different things

Just wait until the economy collapses: it's gonna happen eventually, and you'll get to refry some beaner faggots

There's a guy with some videos of his travel to colombia, ask him in his channel...

youtube.com/watch?v=Ghc8423awHA

Working on it Fren, that’s my main barrier at this point... I’ve been researching my plans & analyzing potential counties for a long long time.

I need to learn it no matter what because there are just too many damn illegals where I live anymore & I need to be vigilant about them talking in Spanish plotting on me

this guy is a fucking idiot thats going to get killed

I used to live in Spain as a child and having spanish family helped a lot

You won't find cheap coke in South Florida. And the Colombian girls in Medellin are a lot easier than the Colombian girls in Florida.

morocco is a shithole but colombia is worse

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As Latin as your own Culture, Island Fren.

Although
Not much left thanks to you Anglo and you fucking masonic lodges.

How are your Kids?
Seems like thousands of them disappear to peadophiliac cunts in the BBC.

Why are your Psych institutes , linked to known child predators, promoting Transexualism?

Good to have a Chat with you chap.
Seems that in no long time
You too will have to state:
Those are fake Anglos!
I Am the real one!

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if its just for girls and coke thailand is even cheaper

Yes he survived 3 years for now, but is not like the typical colombian and it's an easy target for bad people there...

Here's me in Medellin last year.

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Only if you're a nigger, poor, or visit any area with those people
>Flag
Whatever, Saïd Boumédiène

What's the best way to learn Spanish? Real Spanish, not beaner shit

whiter than you paco
cope more

>OOOOOHHHH MASSA, U GON MAKE ME SQUIRT

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Coke is expensive as fuck in Thailand and shit tier quality. Pussy is also more expensive. Just compare brothel prices: a girl from a bar on soi 6 will run you THB1000 for short time plus THB300 for the room. So around US$42 all in. A girl from a casa de cita in Medellin will run you around COP80,000 for short time, room included. So around US$24 all in. Plus coke is THB5000 for an 8ball in Pattaya. Only around COP30,000-50,000 in Medellin.
t. lived in Pattaya from 2004-2010 and still own two condos there. Am extremely familiar with the scene.

Meth is the ticket in Thai.

>whiter than you paco
>Implying
OHNONONONO

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Lol yeah closest thing I’ve had to that was watching telemundo when it was packed full of smoking hot senoritas like that comedy show they would run late nights and trying to pick up common words commercials would use.

Best I’ve done so far was recognizing in Spanish is it seems verbs and pro nouns are before nouns. I really need to get Rosetta Stone or something like that. I’ve picked basic introductions and some small talk sentences but that’s all

Which one was the best lay?

so its cheaper in colombia than in all sea countries?

>$3/g cocaine
No thanks, but I'll take the coca tea instead. Heard it is actually healthy.

How's Kandahar?

Nope that's some kind of stock photo.
Also all the women look like half breed mutts.

>ah i posted a picture of three niggers this will teach him
you're litterally 37 percent white
we're three times whiter than you paco martinez

The beach in Medellin

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Colombia is one of the biggest cocaine producers of the world xd

Meth is for faggots. That yaba shit is garbage. The only amphetamine I do in LOS is MDMA.
For drugs and sex, yes. SEA is still better overall in terms of lifestyle IMO, but that is entirely subjective.

The one in my lap. Kept her around as my gf for the time I was there. Only 18 years old.

You can buy coca leaves here, hell you can even buy coca and marijuana ointments

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Yeah, it's Colombia, youre not gonna find white people there.

Because they're or at least the majority of Colombians, remember that they're a mix of negroid, injun and euro.

>we're three times whiter than you paco martinez
That's not gonna be true in 20 years and you know it

Columbia is the main producer... it’s like visiting the factory

Maybe the coke is that good that he legit thought there was a beach in Medellin lol

in 1000 we will still be whiter than you my 37 percent friend, even nigeria is whiter than you
but nice cope

basado & rojopildorado

What's the girl on the rights FB? Interested in meeting up with her.

Cocaines overhead is cheaper in the US. We get much more bulk precursors. The South American crap is just a GMO initiative. How plants could become power plants to produce medicine via genetically modifying. Lowering over head with right tech. They are already doing it with juice industry.

It takes more time and money picking a field by hand than buying precursors in mass quantity.

Sometimes I take a look at people and realize how they’ve damaged their body with those chemicals. Burnt eyes, burnt skin...see all the traditional markings. And realize something strange. It’s usually not the culprit the media speaks about.

Come on bro.

It doesn't matter if you ask that question. Women all over the world love white guys because they see green card and money.

I lived in Guadalajara Mexico for two years and they have the most beautiful woman in Mexico and they'll only jump on white dudes.

Don't know. I don't use social media.

hire me as security guard

Left side: what the average Colombian will look like in 2050
Right side: what the average French will look like in 2050

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How did you find the girls without social media? You stay in the mansion or something? Or are they just casa or strip club girls?

She has a twin sister that works as a waitress at a restaurant in Parque Lleras though. She looks exactly the same. Maybe you can find her.

Lmfao at least he didn't say Bogota

Cool, any hints on the restaurant? Will be back in November.

These chicks are not hookers. Well, the one on the right probably does some on the side (as most Paisas do). Met her on Tinder then met the other two thru her.

It’s been posted the last couple weeks.
It’s a pass for me: spics and pitbulls.
I’d only watch if they all got gunned down at the end... the only happy ending possibility