Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. I literally just coomed and I’m already hard again. Oh...

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Gotta coom fast!
ABSFHP
Always
Be
Searching
For
Harder
Porn

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I started reading through the twitter account of the bald coomer. The cumbrain sends like 50 messages a day to porn girls telling them how much he loves them. Literally every single time they post a tweet he will respond to it. And I've found even more accounts of other coomers. Some of them are in their 70s and they are sending dozens of messages a day to porn stars. What is their problem.

Take the /nofap/ pill and stop being chimps.

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based thread, here is some coom material for my homies
I used to coom once a day now I just do it until I pass out

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nofap is so 2011. I remember it being an old bodybuilding misc meme.

COOMERS RISE UP

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Coom brainlet

Creepy

Can someone explain what it's like to coom? I've never done that before?

Tfw you are addicted to Jew cuck porn

I have masturbated solely to 2D for more than 10 years now. How is it there over in 3DPDland?

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Woke up quick at about noon thought that I had to coom soon

AHHHHHHHHUUUHHHHHHHH
BASEEEED COOOOOOOOMER
MEME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I use tshirts

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coomers will inherit the earth

why do you say coom and not cum?
dumb meme desu

>soiling perfectly good articles of clothing
can you guys coom properly please like into a plastic bag or toilet paper

shut the fuck up cummer

I'm on day 21 of nofap, something a dumb 'coomer' like you could never achieve

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cum washes out really easily

look at the limp noodle on this cringe simp

>What is their problem.
more like what is their solution desu senpai
pro-tip: it's cooms

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>cum washes out really easily
but coom is forever

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STFU cooner

just do it faggot what are you waiting for

It's coons

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COONERS RISE UP

this is beyond fucking based rn

what type of thread is this?

Welcome past the first 21 day barrier. How has it been?

I haven't jerked off 2 months. It feels strange. I don't even know if I want to jerk off again. I did enjoy it.

Isn't this just the cvmbrain meme?

KEK

The only redpill is the COOM pill. COOM all day and all night, never stop COOMING ever

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honestly easy but my dick stopped working. I get some nice thick morning wood not really full length just nice and chubby but all the porn gifs here and everything else does absolutely nothing to my dick, I suppose this is the rewire stage or whatever but its kind of concerning

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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Fucking Aussies wake up and shit up this board.
But I’ll be honest this entire thread got me lmao

>When the coom hits HARD

we're the only thing keeping this board entertaining shut your damn mouth

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My coomchute is always hard

nightmare fuel right there

vocaroos

I was saying this thread is hilarious retard

>wake up
>balls hurt
>piss some blood
>panic
>go to doctor thinking of torsion
>nothing obviously wrong
>given antibiotics
>don't even think about it for several days
>balls still hurt
>involuntary nofap starting to become difficult
>eventually give in
>feel an incredibly unsettling popping sensation
>balls no longer hurt
>it's as if nothing was ever wrong
>exam and ultrasound the next day still reveal no problems
>balls hurt again by the end of the day
>go to /gif/
>balls no longer hurt

What the fuck is going on? I know what blueballs feels like and this ain't it

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fuck all the nofap anti coomers
our bodies and minds were shaped for eons to do one thing and one thing only and it's fucking cooming. a wet hole is best but thanks to technology the runner up proposition is still good and scratches that evolutionary itch.
well all be light brown in 10,000 years from now and no one will even remember whites or niggers or whatever existed, they will not know of our gods and their supposed meanings.
ya know why?
because coom.
niggers will fuck lights and coom
lights will fuck everything and coom
the race will go on and nothing will ever change.
so you spend your small amount of time here fretting about this and that while the rest of us coom, some in holes some in hand, we will gasp in pleasure as our evolutionary need is fulfilled over and over again. you sill be arrested for hate speech or an attempted shooting. i will be here watching a new starlet get her asshole spread by a monster cock. years from now that starlet won't be 18, no we as a society chase our coom, someday soon that starlet will be 16, then 14, then... well you get the idea.
the human race is only meant to coom and thanks to technology its all we need to worry about. but you... you enjoy your prostate cancer and impotent rage, im going to feel the wet spot on my carpet after a drop another coom under my desk because in the other window as i type this is some tight little bitch getting split in half in glorious HDR

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I think you go in the void anyway, this is a 5th dimensional prank

How about ROBOWAIFU?

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there is only coom
whatever it takes

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COOM COPE

Whatever it takes.

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the dark abyss is quite real

Nobody coom to my waifu or else

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do coomers know that constantly ejaculating accelerated balding?

>having intimate feels for a drawing
Low life scum

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is there a basic gestalt on this guy? is he an actor? why does he look so fucking familiar?

2:00 AM, the setting is a project housing complex somewhere in Chicago. I approach a war band of black youth shooting the shit by the steps of a weathered entrance. They know what needs to be done. I’m escorted into the building and all I can feel is my heart racing inside my chest. We’ve arrived at Jarvonte’s unit. Before I could compliment the youth on their professionalism I was told to strip or else. As I began taking off my clothes I can hear Darnell grunting right beside me and giving me a very hostile look, I was shaken. When I looked down out of fear he exclaimed “FUCK YOU”. I was bent over and the entire gang began riding me. My cheeks were SPLIT and BUSTED. Although born a man in this moment I am a female. The kaka sliding out of my ruined exit gave off the most heinous odor and permeated the entire unit with fecal scent. I am content.

coompill is the final whitepill. Who gives a shit about anything when you can just fucking coom?

kiwifarms.net/threads/obscure-laughingstocks.277/page-84#post-5335370

this is like the manuel breathing meme but existential, fuck you

I think I actually saw the first post of the coom wojak, it was around september 1. I have been looking for the thread.

What is my alternative when there are only goblinas here?

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FUCKING COOOOOOMING

Ty, null cocksucker

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just be glad they arent ugly chinks

Did you go to a urologist? If not you need to.

an even worse one

wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Roko's_basilisk

Oh hell yeah keep cooming bro! Nothing bad even happens when you do! Fat loads for us coomers

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Goblinas have a lot of mongol dna so they're basically negroid chink mongrels.

Ever heard of moving? No, because that requires having money which requires having a job

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I did try moving but it didn't work out which is coincidentally why I have no job right now.

I shot the biggest load this morning I shot myself in the face with cum.

ive coomed every hour today since waking up at 2pm. told the kids to just eat the cereal out of the box. idgaf. locked the door with a fully charged laptop and mounted my crypted drive and just non fucking stop bro. my shit gets kinda limp after the first 5 hours but i took a curling iron my ex wife left here and wraped it in a bunch of socks and then wrapped that in a latex glove and turned it up high, shoved that shit against my prostate and i got a coom whenever i want! dick doesn't even need to be hard and shit... whole weekend nothing but cooming here in the dark. life literally cannot get better than this

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