AUS/POL - FIRE RISING EDITION

G'day lads

>For the latest updates on the Northern Territory fires
pfes.nt.gov.au/incidentmap/

>A Jew in the outback
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-15/jew-in-the-outback/11408814

>Supreme Court building and Sturt police station allegedly broken into on same night
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-15/supreme-court-and-police-station-broken-into/11513658

>Nationals back welfare system expansion and crackdown on vegan 'milk'
theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/sep/15/nationals-back-welfare-system-expansion-and-crackdown-on-vegan-milk

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i'm burnin up burnin up for your love

Are there any non-retarded based political parties? And i'm talking about ones with any real chances of ever getting elected or at least winning a few seats. And i'm not talking about Anning, be real lads, he is unpopular and will never get any substantial votes.

The short answer - No

Youve got a better chance of hijacking the greens

Australia has a dying agriculture system while we import more immigrants, Lamb production is down, Beef production is down, Vegetable production is down, fruit production is down, milk production is down but the population still rises.
This is a recipe for an unsustainable future where Australia is reliant on imports from other countries to even feed itself.

How is that a good thing?

Have a look at the liberal democrats. They have a few guys in Victoria. Other than that there is only one nation. I actually really did like Fraser anning but the media destroyed him.

You lads swallowed the gympill yet?

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>Liberal Democrats.
>An even worse version of the Liberals.
Mate i'm asking for based parties, not 'muh freedoms' party.
>One nation.
Would be alright it if Pauline Hanson wasn't retarded and universally hated outside of Queensland.

>auline Hanson wasn't retarded
explain

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your cowardness to fear voting for anning is why we have nothing but retarded political parties

They are basically the only two options out side the major parties that have any chance. I was only trying to help. The reality is there is nobody.

>Pulls the dumbest stunts.
See: Hijab in parliament. Though it was funny not gonna lie.
>Harps on about shit no ones cares about.
See: constantly going off about HSP's.
>Cries.
See:Women.
She is just overall unintelligent, and whether or not she is doesn't matter, she comes across as dumb. Politics and presentation matter, those are her worst traits.

I voted for Anning

Nah I get you mate, probably came across harsher than I meant to. Our parties are fucked.

BRMMMMMMHMMMMMPPPFFFTTTTTTTT
NEETLAND HMMMMBRRRRRHRRRRRFFFFFBBRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVV

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Me too bruddah.

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>Australia has a dying agriculture system while we import more immigrants, Lamb production is down, Beef production is down, Vegetable production is down, fruit production is down, milk production is down but the population still rises.
>This is a recipe for an unsustainable future where Australia is reliant on imports from other countries to even feed itself
Good.
>How is that a good thing?
Accelerionism ppl are too comfy shit needs to get bad so we boot Al lthese fuckers out deport mass starvation do it pusy

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should ban pasteurised """ milk """ while they're at it

i did too. i beleive too many people were scared off by the medias bullshit once again.

Dont do 1rm's, these numbers are all in the 6-8 rep range

Bench: 3pl8s
Squat: 4pl8s
Deadlifts: 5pl8s

I know how to skin/butcher a roo so fuck you all.

Ban cow milk I wunna mommies milkers

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>tfw i've never felt the warmth of a woman.
>tfw i've never sucked on titties.
>tfw virgin.
Maybe women aren't all that bad?

ok look. i know the shrimp on the barbie meme is stale as fuck. but who wanna put a shrimp on the barbie

>he thinks the lib dems are anything like the scum that is a major party
Libs dems are literally the only party in Australia not advocating for more government control over every part of your life. If that's not based I dunno what is, but you're probably an authoritarian

Boobs are the only good part
Then brapper then legs thighs and belly
T. Virgin with mummy gf user

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Looks like someone's getting a raise.
>keep paying those taxes wagies.

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Flame gilled prawn shrimp
The bigger the better
Sadly my local seafood quality is shit and overpriced because exporting to gooks

thats fuckin stronk breh. are you natty?

Any true aussie will always be up for another shrimp on the barbie

Yoooo Telstra finally unblocked Jow Forums, when did this happen?

Based fellow cenno bro I get about that much

Bs

whew.. now youre talking my language

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Test

how to get NEETbux like that?

I assume he's a carer
Oh shit Ur right

Why does that woman make my pp bigger?
Damn straight I am. Freedom is for cock-loving mutts.

>assume he's a carer
yeah nah

Holy fuck he's right. We're free lads, fuck you google DNS.

Thanks mate, all natty. Been lifting for years though, and was handed good genetics.

Because she's a breeding girl max fertility stats
Wot are ya then welfare immigrant?

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What's the increase for?

you should sign up for a meet, you'd probably make it to nationals with numbers like that

Since /just/ poster isn't here (probably busy getting justed.) I'll ask.

WHO /JUST/ HERE?

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>Makes my pp big.
>Then immediately posts this monstrosity.
user gives and user taketh away.

Inflation adjustment, twice a year, March & October.
No big deal.
Just gives me an excuse to post a screenshot and trigger people.

low test

Is it worth getting dsp? I probably can get it. I'm awfully /just/. What are the downsides?

Perfectly balanced as all waifus should br

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Bad Goyim.
You must eat the bugs

>downsides
Literally none.
Depending on why... just don't get caught lifting a fridge into the back of the ute.

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I literally don't go outside. I'm not faking mental illness. Was genuinely feeling them suici feels. Apparently you can't get certain jobs no?

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hol up who is this
hnnnnng

Not really, I know a couple guys who powerlift and I'm nowhere near them.

Love melbourne

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Here's the thing.
They're going to send you to specialists, at least 2, experts in their fields.
With head stuff you're going to have to walk a very thin line between getting DSP for it and getting hospitalised. (for your own good)
>can't get certain jobs
Err...who cares?
>suicidal
This should only be used in passing as part of a larger conversation with a shrink.
Just casually...
>haven't tried to kill myself for about 6 months now, so that's good news.
Don't ever dwell on it, be matter of fact always.
>Stole a taxi from a yard, and a vacuum hose from one of those self service car wash places
>I read about how it was the easiest way to it
>what they don't tell you is that whole 'I can't breathe panic', and the burning of the eyes & throat
>yeah I won't try that way again.
Really flippant is the go if you're going to go that way.

Here's other chocolate milkers for auscoomers no idea on who it is
Maserati pregnant
Same

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ITS ANTI-ABORTION TIME!

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thanks

I've barely left my bedroom in 2 years

Exactly chuck a fuck (formerly nut) into a a hot immigrant

African mixed girls make my white pp hard
Bedcels rise up
T. Haven't barely left in week's

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Blink twice if you're being held against your will, user.

How can you tell if he's blinking though.

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Isn't Anning banned from ever sitting in parliament now that he went bankrupt?

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powerlifting-apu.com/championships/rankings/
idk mate with those numbers you could easily total over 600kg which would put you up there in the rankings

JOICEY IN DA PARK!

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unicuck here, I need a part-time job, what do

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>Accelerionism
Have fun becoming south Africa

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Go black face in women's clothes into the job agency and identify as a aboriginal Torresstrait Sudanese
We already are

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that is all lies and a simple search will turn up a net increase in agricultural product, society decays from the city outwards us country folk are going to be fine because we are still community orientated , city cunts are lying deceitful crooks who show no loyalty to anyone but themselves .

God is a serb. REMOVE cro*t

>travel to 3rd world shit holes to break stigma of 3rd world shit holes
>get sent to prison for flying drones near military sites (for them Instagram pics)
>for some reason surprised that prison life in 3rd world shithole is extremely shit and inhumane
>begs to be bailed out

do you think they learnt their lesson and that there is a reason people say to avoid these 3rd world shit holes or should they be left in there for the full sentence? or will they spew their bs again once they get bailed out?

I feel people more so travel for the sake of their social media resumes rather than for the traveling itself. why are people so obsessed with showing themselves travelling anyways?

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bottle'o if you can get it, late hours, sometimes slow nights you can quickly do some book shit with, get to know other uni cunts that buy shit an a few party offers.

Work in the maritime industry, we accept all degenerate scum who can be whipped into using a broom

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also look out for late night coons, stoners and druggos trying to walkthroguht and nick shit.

Vineyard owner here last summer was hell, this summer is going to be worse. No-one in my area has water, dams are 1/3 full (Barossa). Seriously thinking of moving to Tassie

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check if any of the uni cafes have vacancies, see if your uni has a job website that advertises all kinds of jobs to students, supermarket jobs can be good, best would be to see if there's any vacation jobs for students in the faculty you're studying, ask your lecturers or tutors.

ODI

Even if they got executed and our lord jesus rose them from the dead they'd still blame whitey for shittying up the 3rd world.

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What are you listening to lads?

>Barossa
Went 500kms south after 10 years near Roseworthy. It was just too fucking hot, was over it.
Coming to realise that I overshot by a couple hundred k's.
The summers here are beautiful and cool, but 9 months of the year it's fucking cold.
>somewhere between Geelong and Kingston SE.

Drought has been pretty bad this El-nino season. Normally, rainfall should've already picked up during 2019 with El-nino long gone.

Night time bugs chirping
Comfy

Anything on Electronic Gems, good fucking music. HOME makes the best shit though.

Why move south to freeze , move to the tropics and enjoy the agricultural boom .

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Country towns are running out of water. This is an urgent crisis.

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Lawsplaining the Interwebz

Tell me about it no rainfall since July I've had to pump water 3 times since