Jow Forums I'm at wits' end.
I live in a small Australian town and I had a bike stolen from my car port around the value of $3000.
I live in a small town in Australia, my street is on a secluded cul de sac which means only people who live in this group of houses ever walk into this area.
I befriended some local neighbours who are Somali refugees. They seemed nice enough, had a few drinks with them about 6 months ago.
I randomly run into one of them near the shops recently, and he asks me what the value is of my bike. I told him, not thinking anything of it since I felt safe in this town.
3 days later the bike was stolen.
The police refuses to do anything about it, they won't even speak to the guy.
Legally, what the fuck can I do Jow Forums?
Jow Forums I'm at wits' end
Buy a bike lock. Then bash the cunt with it. Both of these are legal in California at least.
Belongs on /adv
You belong on /lgbt/.
Just kill this nigga. Do you think someone will be worried if a monkey dies?
I posted it here since I know it's where the majority of Australian shitposters are.
Sounds like you relaxed.
stalk the guy who you think stole it and take pics of him with your bike then go to your police center or even a police center in another town and show it to them
Well yeah, I treated everyone the same regardless of the colour of their skin or where they're from.
But I now feel like this experience has changed me and it's not even my choice.
Do you know where he lives? Get some friends and steal it back.
i would kill this little nigga like you wouldnt believe
Everyone relapses from time to time
>I randomly run into one of them near the shops recently, and he asks me what the value is of my bike
Oh ho ho ho ho
Knowing how short their memory and attention span is, he had likely JUST walked by your bike and seen it earlier. Sorry Ausbro, prayers from USA
Just ride a kanga on the way to work mate
Or he could just take it back
He lives opposite to my house. I have no actual proof he has it other than the fact that he asked me how much it was 3 days prior, and that he's one of the few refugees in this small town.
$3000 is cheap, if it teaches you that "around blacks, never relax" is a universal law of physics
Any lawfags in here know if it's illegal for me to look into his house through the windows?
Backwoods Georgia here. Beehive the motherfucker.
1. Find beehive or hornets nest (sure Aussies have plenty of flying stingy insects)
2. Put hive in pillow case.
3. Invite nignog on hike.
4. Pillow case over their head
5. Rehearse "I told Jamal not throw rocks at that thing"
6.profit.
You take back your legally owned stuff. Like a man.
>He relaxed
>legally
Fuck that. I advocate for vigilante justice. Those bulbheads need to learn, and the government is not going to teach them.
You know what to do.
Go do it.
Go and bitch to him about how someone stole your bike but you replaced it with a $5k one. Get a bike from an op shop and stick a $5k price tag on it. Be ready to nab him when he comes to steal it. Torture the location of your bike out of him.
The first red pill is quite salty
>lives beside niggers
>leaves a bike outside
OP, you were basically asking for it. Just take your bike inside the house like any rational, intelligent person does when they live near a nigger.
No need to be racist, if he has taken it, he's probably just checking it over for you to make sure it's safe to ride. Immigrants like that only make a country better.
A rational intelligent person moves away.
Crash a Blackhawk helicopter into their front room and spend a few days fighting off an insurgencybinntheir kitchen whilst trying to rescue the bike from the garage.
Burn his fucking house down and rape his partner
If he has minimum self preservation skills he has already sold the bike or taken it to the headquarters of his gang. You'll just look like a total racist scum to your neighbours if you confront him. Nothing to gain from that. You need to checkout his place during night time or while everybodys at work
In Montana we had an adaptation of a blanket party.
Go on a hike or somewhere away from town, throw a blakent over his head, then beat the shit out of him with moose antlers.
Remove blanket.
Looks like animal attack.
Accidentally set fire to their house, in minecraft.
Fuck this is actually a good idea. Minus the torturing part, I could set up a camera and wait for him to take the bait. That should give the cops enough of a reason to search his house.
I'll just rent a bike for a week.
It's not even about the money, Jow Forums. I just hate that the asshole lives right next to my house and I had to take it like a little bitch. I want him to be locked up.
His wife and kids will be fucked but he brought that on himself.
You know what's really fucked? That I had to ask you guys for help and you're actually useful.
I told my friends about the theft and some of them are such massive SJWs that they said "He probably needed it more than you"
Get new friends mate, they sound like fuckheads
I like it. Good morning moose bro.
If he wanted to know the value it implies he wanted to convert it into cash. Why would he keep it at his place and not sell it immediately?
>Well yeah, I treated everyone the same regardless of the colour of their skin or where they're from.
Hahahahahaha fuckin state of Aussies
>then beat the shit out of him with moose antlers.
thats fucking wild
Good luck user. Hope you get your bike back. Personally I thought the torture part was the best bit.
He obviously sold the bike or he wouldn't be asking the price
He would've sold the bike user
>$3000 bike
>a somali refugee asks how much it's worth and you tell him
You fuckin deserve it bro
Serves you right for being an anglo
Give him the clapper
Are your local cops able to solve crimes done by people who are smart and methodical? Or do they just catch abo-tier criminals?
If his house were to burn down, would he leave your town and go somewhere else in search of gibs?
Your society has failed you; it does not provide law and order, meanwhile it tyrranizes whites like you.
This post is satire. Follow all jew-made laws.
>ignore pol, pay the toll
I wouldn’t have bothered going to the cops. Bash the nigger; no one will give a shit if he goes missing. Hope you learnt your fuckin’ lesson
you belong on Sina Weibo
This. Stop being a fucking pussy and at least confront the mutherfucker
You belong to Israel.
>Telling anyone what the actual value of your items are over $50
Pretty sure this copypasta but if it isn't OP, you're a fucking idiot.
The nig has probably aggressed against many. I agree - doubt many will miss him if D'niggio disappears. It wouldn't surprise me if he has been raping white girls, Male & female nigs are like baboons.
Your friends probably jerk off to BBC porn and get turned on by the thought of migrants invading their assholes. Stop hanging around faggots, seriously.
In burgerland you wouldn't tell someone that. But this is a tiny Australian town. Many people don't even lock their doors here. There's barely any crime apart from the odd brawl between some drunk Australian tradies at 10pm on a Friday night.
But the refugees are new here and suddenly more bike thefts have occurred in the last year or so, according to the police. But nobody has been found.
120% retard. 3k is the price you have to pay to learn that nigs are going to nog.
Your trespassing once your on his property staring through his window (civil). Other then that not much else unless you start breaking shit and start acting threatening etc.
Unironically this. Some lessons are costly but worth the money
>. Many people don't even lock their doors here.
who the fuck are you trying to impress faggit?
>we're so friendly we dont secure our things
>we whine when unsecured things get taken
dont post here when your GF has a black baby, cos you fucking deserve it cunt.
Install cameras and sensor lights, get a dog to act as a alarm system, (barb wire optional). If he lives next door this will be a ongoing issue
Seriously, get new friends. What the fuck. You sound like one of the poor bastards on the receiving end of the new government policy to farm migrants and refugees to places outside the cities. (You know, so rich people don't have to deal with their" moral imports" on the daily)
>I befriended some Somali refugees
Found the error.
What I'm saying is that people have lived here their entire life and never had a single thing stolen. It was a very safe town.
You don't deserve to be pushed around OP, and whats worse, you do not deserve to be ignored by the people who are supposed to protect you..
you're in the right for being angered, you're a concerned citizen looking out for whats best for everyone = less crime
Who is friends with niggas, gets niggered.
Simple.
>I tried to be color-blind and ended up running some red lights
Retard.
Just be happy that the total happiness in the world increased, cuck.
He's right. - . Many people don't figure it out until they're getting beat to death by a pack of niggers. This lesson was relatively cheap.
When the firies have put out their house fire go over and have a poke around in the ashes.
>you might find the remains of your bike
>you might just find bones
Either way its a win.
Good plan.
Saint Tarant already showed you what to do, goy
That bike is gone bro. Taken to someone else to be fenced. You only have your reputation at stake if you confront him. Sorry it cost you 3k to learn not to trust niggers lol
>live near people predisposed to a culture (and genetically driven behaviour of) theft
Foolish. You're either going to have to move, or make sure your property is very secure.
>read post
WTF
>check flag
Ohhh...
Legally? You have boys? Call them.
>he has already sold the bike or taken it to the headquarters of his gang
This. Although they probably don't call it their headquarters.
>what the fuck can I do Jow Forums?
stop being a cuck maybe?
Was it licensed? a $3000 licensed bike is worth close to parts (hundreds). Unlicensed your kind of screwed. Actually small town you're kind of screwed anyway he'll dump it in the bush somewhere if he can't flip it.
>I'll just rent a bike for a week
Make sure you get theft insurance.
>At work
Headquarters? You mean a houso block.
>Somali
Yeah made a massive mistake there. They are the niggers of niggers. Probably just as bad as your abos in the genetic heirarchy.
rape his wife.
Bro... I weep for the ancestral homeland and you say state of Aussies.
Nice antisemitism, you must be so proud.
>relaxing
>in 2019
>'round blacks
Kex m8
You could have learned this lesson with your life or your loved ones life. It doesnt mean you have to be consumed with hatred. A shark is a shark. A mouse is a mouse. Each has a role to play.
beat the shit out of that nigger like a white man
>confront the mutherfucker
Not a good start if he is going to bait him. Make sure the camera is concealed decently.
You either roll up with mates or you forget about it.
Next week he'll be posting how his bike and camera were stolen.
>Many people don't even lock their doors here
Looks like you are going to have to start doing that. Get locks on everything. Try to sell your house ASAP and move to a neighborhood where people don't steal.
Somalia has a 94% female circumcision rate. That's how low trust their society is.
Check local gum tree ads, cash converters etc. none of his Somali associates would have $3000 to spend on a bike, so he will leave some kind of coon print behind if he tries to sell it.
Cool idea. But how about torturing him anyway?
Calm down Mr Blonde.
Why is it that jews are so fucking racist but always push multiculturalism and race mixing onto other races/cultures?
Why do jews hate whites?
Also check the nearest pawn shop if you have those there.
>Ay cracka wut yo bike worth?
Sir, this is a valuable bicycle that I paid three thousand koalas for
>so yous say pawm shop wud trade me a can of fosters?
I say, you might get two cans.
>nigga, u werk every day?
Just weekdays.
Ewww omg.
Your neighbor should be careful. From what I understand Brown snake attacks are pretty common there.