Black friends

someone asked what its like to have a black friend. I figured you niggers could use a change of scenery. so here is the truth about my black friends.

Both my black friends are the best coders I've ever met, one of them was worse than me and is now far better than me. They also both make over 6 figures, one of them owns a boat and travels a shitload and likes to dress up. He sold some company and I think hes a millionaire but he doesn't talk about it. Both of them fuck white women and prefer them to blacks. Both of them hate 'niggers' and don't like being associated with them. Both of them don't do the downtown chicago slang thing, they don't listen to rap or subscribe to nigger culture and both of them are republican.

One of them is fully aware of the current state of things, and as anyone would, is taking full advantage of it. "Yes we're a diverse company" - btw, if you're a vendor for anyone, it pays to be non-white, non-male.

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I never had a close black friend, but I have had black coworkers who I’d have conversations with. I always felt the need to dumb myself down.

oh and ive had black friends in the past that were total niggers. one was nerdy and into computers but he was retarded. one was in denial of his blackness, straightened his hair (this was basically a white city) and attempted to get gay with me.

>Both my black friends are the best coders I've ever met
You apparently didn't meet a lot of good coders.
>and no, spaghetti is not real code

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in 20 years ive hired, fired, interviewed and worked with hundreds of coders, retard.

*and all the cocky ones like you fail my tests. its like clockwork.

>implying the common coder isn't a self-absorbed piece of shit that is literally more interested in the colour of their hairs than actual proper code structure

In the 15 years that I've been programming I've seen so many legacy projects with outright unmaintainable code bases that ever time I hear someone brag about their coding competency I first want to see some actual code. Before that you're just arrogant noise to me.

>I like to hang out with blacks who fuck white women
I feel sorry for you. This will be our only interaction; just like in real life, when one encounters a perverse degenerate seeking attention, the sensible response is to move on.

>your tests
Alright, test this:
>I'm the sole developer of my companies RPG system
>shit runs on a client-tier PC
>barcode scanner support
>shit is so fast that they had to restructure the warehouse because the packers were the limiting factor
>shipping labels and slips are generated automatically
>30 documents in 10 seconds
>most latency is with the DHL servers, not with my shit
Eat shit.

>RPG system
Bullshit, I meant ERP.

i agree, this is just arrogant noise.

not sure why you'd be so arrogant about your ERP system which you just confused for a role playing game system. but ok

you live in a 99% white state, this is a slide thread

>i agree, this is just arrogant noise.
I agree, your posts are just arrogant noise. That's why you're blocked now.

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its not my job or my interest to pick and choose who my friends fuck based on skin color.

some of you are so obsessed with this shit i really just think you need a hobby. i like my own people too, and i don't like the invasion, but you guys go to insane levels which are basically as insane as bernie sander's economic ideas.

so many more coincidences...

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did you block me with this simple little loop that just searches for and replaces RQXYnf+j from span tags with a hand class on it? wow im so impressed now.

you're banned, blocked and im calling your mother.

you may not redeem yourself. not after that code. you're fired.

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based and murder pilled

lol at both windows and paint. yeah you would not pass the test.

you got so many tabs open you should probably pin a few or put some on monitors 2 3 4 and 5

i was referring to that time you almost doxed yourself

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>let me present you an extremely rare outlier as a common thing

its not common, you're just schizophrenic and read a sentence that wasnt even there.

you need drugs. buy drugs from america

someone tell me who that little N logo belongs to in this guys browser

BASED NIGGERS
#MIGA

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nhentai

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isnt hentai pedophile shit? so this guy is a pedophile, lies about coding for 15 years (obviously) and confuses ERP systems with role playing games

while beating off to 9-12 year old cartoon characters.

ok fuck it im done with Jow Forums for today - bye. fuck germany.

>isnt hentai pedophile shit? so this guy is a pedophile
uh

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No. It's animated porn. Although taking tabs seriously is usually newfag mistake, newfag.

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huh, in that case, I guess bell curves don't exist

fat black girls are easy to fuck

Oh, look, this user has a recipe to make more mulattos and promote niggerness in western countries.
S a g e

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This thread has attracted the attention of PC Vixen.

user, please do not use racist language in your opening post! Even if you have to quote it, make sure to change it to something like 'n word' or 'n****r' before posting.
Thank you!

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