PROJECT COOMER

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PROJECT COOMER is about getting coomer on the reddit front page and making all the comments:
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>AAAAAAA IM COOMING
>FUCK POLITICS
>HNGGGGGGG IM COOMING AGAIN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOMING
checklist:
-someone will have to establish a base of operations "subreddit" named coomer
-post it to all the other boards about project coomer
-on 31st october the first official coom shall begin with the first coom post
-if everyone rightnow creates at least one throwaway we will have a 200k upvotes taking the first place on halloween this makes coom day a reality

come on we gotta coom all over halloween

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Other urls found in this thread:

mobile.twitter.com/jayman079?lang=de
youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0
reddit.com/r/coom/
youtu.be/oe1j_ZDp-Xw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

im really high rn
whats up

too long; didn't coom

project coomer main idea is to coom on halloween when everyone hope is to the max we shall to the by setting up a subreddit called coomer then making loads of accounts and upvoting

all comments will be
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>AAAAAAA IM COOMING
>FUCK POLITICS
>HNGGGGGGG IM COOMING AGAIN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOMING

I like this stupid meme,

THE END IS COOOOMING

This shitty forced meme needs to die

coomer troopers some one got to make a reputable subreddit as guess what I dont use reddit
so once some one helps make a reddit then we can build it up and actually start recruiting

i have no idea what youre saying dude

you say this shit about every meme
and every time it only makes them more likely to catch on

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15 days nofap and going strong!

jews suck

He looks like bam margara.

And I don't give a shit about reddit. Why do you? What exactly is the point?

This meme is already destined to become very mainstream, there isn’t much of a reason to force it.

to coom all over the normies so they can drink my thick cum

who's got that psyops image?

COOM
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whatever you say coomer boy

so can someone with a verified reddit account make a subreddit so my dream of cooming on everyone can commence

no

i will

the luls will be EPIC
xD oh man reddit is gonna poop themselves

yes make sure to call the subreddit coomer and on halloween everyone will wake up not to cosplay bullshit but to coomer

>mommy! check out my funny wojak edit I made for my friends on 4chung! I’m so clever haha

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>cosplay bullshit
you're projecting, coomer

Remember when Jow Forums actually made original memes and not shitty wojak edits that end up getting adopted by boomers? Good times

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can someone give me a quick rundown on coomer meme?

yes I miss the nostalgia all these 14 year olds ruin this site

WHO ELSE LIKES WET DREAMS?!?!?!?!?!

This thread convinced me to smoke a bowl

forced shit

probably an attack on Jow Forums users cause porn. came about one day and was botted all over to seem authentic

see cumbrain also

forced meme; possible reference to a line in MDE Moms

you didnt explain anything

it's a bummer. weird how the culture changes from generation to generation. I feel those currently shitting up Jow Forums were the exact fags i wanted to end 10 years ago
and i was just that faggot to someone else

tf else is there to say you see the picture

Another terrible wojak edit that will probably end up getting abused by boomers and other alt light shitters. It’s hard to even call them memes at this point.

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>shitty forced meme

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

BUT THE I COOM AGAIN

yea I wish we start having reeeeeal fun

Wojak memes have gotten so bad to the point that I unironically think advice dog memes are less cringe worthy in comparison. There should be a containment board for pepe and wojak posters similar to how it is with MLP fans.

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newfag that can't even execute his epic troll

Please stop. Lurk more or fuck off.

It's a counter-force to braindead porn addicts and porn content taking over all the boards, like it has taken over /b/.
Fun fact: "cumbrain" is already filtered on /v/ and gives "gamer" instead, the meme obviously hit too close to the home of many users, tranny jannies and mods
All the more reason to propagate it

This reply convinced me to take a dab

fuckkkkkkkkkk you
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>AAAAAAA IM COOMING
>FUCK POLITICS
>HNGGGGGGG IM COOMING AGAIN
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOMING

bump for the lulz.
post screens for us Patricians who don't browse plebbit.

This subsequent reply made me eat some edibles

Have coom

Seems like a worthy cause I’m in

COOMING THE NIGHT AWAY

>he thinks it's just a meme
mobile.twitter.com/jayman079?lang=de

This

It makes mods and jannies butthurt because they're subhuman coomers

you think we should make him our mascot or use the cooming video that has sound?

youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

I always thought the cumbrain meme was from NoFap/NoPorn to warn against the dangers of becoming a coomer.

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it seems just like a dumb meme until you see that degenerate.
i think we should use him as the face of coom

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CANT STOP COOMING AAAAAAARRRRGGHDRH>

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>AAAAAAA IM COOMING

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did you make the coomer subreddit?

yeah it's up

link?

T-tell that to Milhouse

coomp

This. I got a 1 month ban gor saying cumbrain on /v/.

The coom meme is direly needed. Just look at all the porn addict coomers kvetching in this thread.

>muh forced meme
>muh wojak edit
>muh boomers
>muh zoomers

All excuses, the truth is that they are all porn addicted coomers, latching out at anyone exposing their sickness.

My surname is Coombs :(

>your brain on coom
yes, he's holding a fleshlight.

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I've been doing my part in posting coomer. Think I've got at least 20 bans under my belt for now
The sheer amount of mad generated by degenerates is so worth it, they're also under this psy-op delusion by the jannies and mods that coomer is a "tranny" meme

COOMBRAIN
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BRAIN
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>When you just got done cooming for the 100th time that morning

I AM A CUM BRAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

link to coomreddit
Jow Forumscoomer and Jow ForumsCoomer not working

t. Muhammad Coombs

This, the meme would make more sense with a real person’s face being used than Wojak. People are basically going to think it’s ad-hominem if Wojak is used.

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reddit.com/r/coom/

keep trying it's up

This dude is a legend

Absolutely based and redpilled. Keep fighting the good fight.

thank you

my coomer OC from 2 weeks ago

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jesus

Now do it with coomjak or the coomer blacked guy

Alright, will deliver today

COOMERS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES
DUN DUN
STARING BLANKLY AT FAT ASSES
DUN DUN
INCEST PORN AND WEB SEDUCTION
DUN DUN
JEWS PROVIDE THE BRAIN'S DESTRUCTION
DUN DUN
ON THE BOARDS THE ANONS COOMING
WEEEEEYADADA DUN DUN
AS THE JANNY BANS ARE LOOMING
DEDEDEDE DUN DUN
PORN AND FAPPING TO MANKIND
DUDUDU WA DUN DUN
POISONING THEIR BRAINWASHED MINDS

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This is literally retarded.

created an account, look the first thing they recommend you, truely disgusting.

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OH WAYNE YOU MAKE ME COOM

it's not even a good smuggie
I guess they intentionally make it cringey but the division caused is total psyop shit; this is just gonna be the new schizo buzzword

>omg there are porn addicts on Jow Forums
that's why we have nofap. coomer is far from that and comes off as an srs reddit troll campaign

oddly then minute I talk about the actually porn psyops that went down in /gif/ they all call me crazy

lmao and they automatically make you join them.

objective 1 has been completed:
-someone will have to establish a base of operations "subreddit" named coom
now for objective 2:
-post it to all the other boards about project coomer
post the plan to other boards explaining what our dream is so normies stop giving into jew corp and porn
also place links to reddit.com/r/coom/

>coomunism

AAAAAAA!
AAAAAHHHHHHH

create a throwaway account using
10minutemail.com/
create one account per IP if your making multiple
let the coom wars begin

I made a discord server like 2 weeks ago for the coomer meme, I am allied with a 200 member server so we can bring alot of people there from the start
discord is good for organizing
Here's the link /DQttZz
youtu.be/oe1j_ZDp-Xw

*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

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yes thank you

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>shooting imminent

Its pretty awesome imho