Be me, absolute Jow Forumstard...be related to David Hogg! What do?
DAVID HOGG is my cousin!
>pretend to have interest in meeting up with long lost relative
>meet him once to figure out where he is at
>figure out daily routine
>GTA 5 online his ass with a sharpened spoon
This is satire ^
Tell him u need a kidney
fucc his boipucci and film it + post the webm here
Marry your cousin as are the customs in Murrica
based and redpilled
KYS
He is a FED no way that fucker is like 19. Obviously you are related to the fake genetic profile they constructed
KYS
6 months ago
Cozy up to him and try and grub some of that sweet crisis actor $moneys$
post his dna ancestry faggot. bet he's at least a quadroon
See if you can get a crisis actor gig. Maybe you'll be on TV!
In minecraft.
>Go to his school under the guise of being "family"
>School up his school
>See how he reacts to a REAL school shooting
glowie as fuck but I still kek'd. thank you FBIanon
You should kys because that means your a kike
Someone said boipucci?
>not fucking his ass until he becomes daisy
Try getting him to put on a dress and then fuck his tight, tiny little hole and post video of it to Jow Forums
>What do?
blow the whistle on his father's arms dealing and his relatiionship to the Kasky family that bumped off Trump's casino executives in 1988
Is that pic supposed to be serious or satirical?
>Obviously you are related to the fake genetic profile they constructed
Or collected from some poor guy with no immediate family who died
Oh shit OP I'm your third cousin
Bunch of inbreds
Satire faggot
That sucks