This almost happened...

Isn't that size awfully small?

Good thing we fund nigger welfare instead of defense against potential world-ending catastrophes.

>Twice the size of the Empire State Building
That's literally nothing.

same. and i wish it fucking hit israel.

The only reason to take notice is if it slammed into Tel Aviv.

Washington, New York, London or Tel Aviv, I don't know what would do the most good.

I WAS COOMIN AND THE WORLD WAS BOOMIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Roll for imminent destruction of life on earth

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It's 0.06% the size of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

*sigh*
youtu.be/vIOSucOj2_k

>This almost happened. While you guys were drunk at home and jerkin off alone the city you live in almost went away of the dinosaurs.
This almost happened. While you guys were drunk at home and jerkin' off alone, the city you live in almost went the way of the dinosaurs.

Nobody knows English no more.

MONSTER INVASION
NO

But it didn't retard, every day cars could've killed you too if they passed a few meters close to you and you don't make a fuzz about it so fuck off.
There are real catastrophic cosmic events like GMBs, wandering strange matter and even vacumm collapse out there to care about a shitty asteroid that made a flyby.

Israel

BS

...

>rocks that could literally wipe out civilzation skim the earth monthly
>HURR BUT GLOBAL WARMING WILL MAKE THE SEA RISE TWO FEET IN 50 YEARS

Lmao, there there isnt a bigger example of human stupidity and the fact that global warming is a scam.

*Nobody knows English anymore.

shut the fuck up faggot people like you will be purged on the day of the rope

Nothing ever happens, that Assteroid could be 100% on a collision course with earth only to veer right when it saw drag queens reading books to a group of 6 year olds. Aliens, Asteroids, God, nothing wants anything to do with us degenerates.

>he thinks i give a shit if life on earth stops
Thats where you're wrong kiddo.

Are you implying that me not drinking nor jerking off would've changed something?

The Jews just want people to live in fear because then they'll have less children. Fucked as it is, they avoid or mostly avoid karma points this way much like how if they get you to kill yourself by overeating then they don't get murder karma either.

Grow up. Space is fake news. All of the "stars" are just points of light on the firmament. Note that they all look like they're underwater.

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>almost

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Just like in my dreams

what is atmosphere?

fpbp

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Gravity > vacuum

>the city you live in almost went away of the dinosaurs.

my city went 85% in favor of Hillary
an asteroid here would turn the entire state red

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true

>close call every 3 weeks

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What is gravity?

Gravity makes no sense if you apply some logic to it.

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this is normal and happens all the time its just now that with satellites we see the shit ton of huge asteroids passing by the earth every year and also tons of asteroids hit the earth but the last time a apocalyptic asteroid hit the earth was 60 million years ago and big asteroids have been passing us by since so we are fine for now
TL DR: this is another example of media trying to cause panic or hysteria

>Op is jerkin the whole city off all by himself
Checks out

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a harness

logic needs true premises in order to imply true conclusions.
the oceans are not perfectly round. spinning at 1,000 miles per hour on a rock the size of earth does not generate the inner-ear turbulence needed for vertigo.

It would have been a blessing.

God's punishing us at this point

honestly, it's a shame it didn't hit us.

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Youre wrong. I was jerkin off to the idea of the asteroid hitting. Unfortunately, I blew my load so hard it actually changed the trajectory of the asteroid right before it hit Earth. Thus, my jerkin actually saved the planet, which was not at all what I wanted. I feel so used right now.

The sun lol it's a tabloid paper mate lol

>almost went away of the dinosaurs.
too bad it didn't hit us

I honestly wouldn't even care. What do I have to look forward to? Working in a cubicle for the next 30-40 years making someone else rich while I watch western civilization die.

If only the whole planet was annihilated and we woke up into a better reality.

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damn, if only it would have hit.

nice politics you got there
also
>the sun
nice try, leaf

Nothing to worry about. The WTC was more than twice the size of the Empire State Building and it didn't leave much of a crater.

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we're playing the long game, we don't want to save anyone, we'd rather want everyone to suffer around us and then die, that is the sole purpose of niggers on this planet.

to bad Constantine isn't around, dispatch your
heretic ass.

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Dinosaurs never existed. The bones in museums across the world belong to the victims of the "elites."

Prove me wrong.

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All of those are very far off, if you'd take the area of the asteroid hitbox, the chances of it hitting earth is astronomically slim.

i'd prob want one to hit us desu

if it had hit israel and destroyed their nuclear arsenal it could have ended up saving western civilization

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is this supposed to mean something?

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There is a physical barrier, it's called a plasma double layer. Ever hear of the ionosphere?

Accrediting gravity alone, something still not understood, is not enough.

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>city

makes no sense

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gee I wonder why they keep missing

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fpbp

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what a pity. :C

>vacuum pull
nice

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So? With nothing we could've done about it, we spent it drinking, fucking, and playing vidya games while you shuddered and panicked on the internet. Live life you stupid leaf.

this image is irrefutable proof that the earth is flat. Flat as a pancake.

As much as i think flat-earthers are retarded this one is actually true. Just hit YT vid. Pretty funny desu.

This amount of retarded logic shouldn't be possible. Go see a therapist and a tutor kid.

water always finds its flatness

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Ebin!

Its on you to prove your crackpot theories right

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define "level"

You know, this generation will be running our nuclear reactors and flight control towers. We are fucking doomed.

Level, flat, a plane.

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Nice double negative retard.

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I wiah it happened