Joe Biden randomly talks about corn pops in latest speech
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Someone got into his mind~
Alpha as fuck, Trump would have ran
Based Joe going full schizo poster
I know he is a globalist child raping bastard but seeing him tell senile stories like this actually somehow makes him more likeable for me. Makes him seem like an old grandpa. I want to see him continue running for more gaffes
hes the jeb! of 2020
Lol filibustering about fighting with rusty straight razors.
I hope he gets the nomination
Just for entertainment value
what in the actual fuck
I hate Joe more than most, but at this point it's practically elder abuse to let him run.
The man clearly isn't well. This is cruel.
Why are the democrats handing Trump a victory on a silver platter? Do they have a last minute trick up their sleeves or are they really just that broken?
Yea after he said record player man he needs to retire man
based
>Saladin Ahmed
we have to go back marty
Biden k rool
Chequed
He should have just used a shotgun
Giving senile Grandpa nuclear missiles. Pure fucking accelerationist play. Let's do it boys!
is he still a vice president?
Looks like Pocahontas is gonna get a shot at the title after all.
White boomer talking about how he dealt with niggers. This is the funniest shit. I hope he wins. I want Trump and Biden to fight for top Ameritard.
>Do they have a last minute trick up their sleeves
>Yea after he said record player man he needs to retire man
False 2019 is the first year record sales surpass CD sales since 1986. Biden was right.
I think the niggers couldn't understand his gab. Wasn't ooga booga enough
American boomers are fucking senile and entertaining.
>I used to be a volunteer lifeguard at a pool where Corn Pop hung out. Corn Pop was the head of a gang called The Romans. One day when I told him to stop jumping up and down on the diving board, he said he'd have his "home boys" waiting outside for me with straight razors. So I did the only reasonable thing, I cut me a six foot length of chain and wrapped it around my fist and went out to tell them that the first one of them mess with me was gonna get it wrapped around his head.
>We became close friends after that.
Violence begets peace.
Product placement. Politicians are for sale to anyone with $
Saved by the bell
Kek
Pics or it didn’t happen
That never happened you dumb fuck
Isn't this another of his fake stories?
No, it’s true, Cory Booker’s friend T-Bone knows him
>latest
>2011
gotta have my pops
Close.
You're getting Pocahontas
Monday shares a marker with National Popcorn Day.
Why do threads disappear when they have any content of significance? Yet slide posts last forever. Asking for a friend.
He wrote about it in a book years ago, but they just renamed the pool after him and he repeated the story in his acceptance speech yesterday
pretty based t b h
You're no fren to us~
Every time I hear him talk he sounds like an old grandpa that getting forgetful and only tells half-jumbled stories from his youth because older events are more vivid when you start going senile.
It would be sad if this wasn't a guy who'd happily see white populations replaced with niggers.
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What is this autism?
This is seriously grandpa simpson level of rambling.
Who the fuck is corn pop? Why is he talking about his own illegal possession in public of a straight razor? Who rusts DOWN their razor?
He is literally going off the deep end
More like
This is some talktotransformer-tier shit, couldn't stop laughing when he began talking about getting razors rusty and wrapping chains around people's heads
Why would I care?
he's clearly mentally vacant, but so are 90% of voters so it only makes him more popular. can't fucking wait to see this country fall apart so people with brains can start to rebuild.
>corn kikery
Really? Who even eats corn anymore, except the seasonal cobs? We basically killed corn (thank god) and that's why they moved right on to subsidized soi.
Fuck farmers, fuck kikes, fuck globohomos and fuck humanity because nothing good is coming.
This man is decaying before our eyes.
I used to be a volunteer lifeguard at a pool where Corn Pop hung out. Corn Pop was the head of a gang called The Romans. One day when I told him to stop jumping up and down on the diving board, he said he'd have his "home boys" waiting outside for me with straight razors. So I did the only reasonable thing, I cut me a six foot length of chain and wrapped it around my fist and went out to tell them that the first one of them mess with me was gonna get it wrapped around his head.
He did but I didn't like the look of him. He started laughing, so I had him put a nail in his arm. Anyway, Corn Pop's next move was to kill another guy and then he went in a cave with a few of his friends and took a shot at me. I hit him in the face with a baseball bat and he went down dead with a big kick to the face. He had just thrown a rock at me that he found under his coat and was just about to go for a big swing at the bat, but I caught it. Corn Pop took off after him.
Moochelle/Michael would get fucking shredded by Trump in the debates. It'd be like that cow in the animal shredder, shredded.
that was a heartwarming story. I remember when I was at the public swimming pool and everyone was carrying straight razors to kill eachother with over feeling disrespected and having to battle them to the death with chains to survive
oh no wait that didn’t happen because I’m white and my town was white so we just played and had fun
little did we know how weak we were without diversity as our strength!
Just saying creepy uncle Joe talking corn pop before popcorn day is a nice coincidence.
kek
My nigga corn pop
If you did, you wouldn't be fit for operations~
Good job!
I agree. I wish his wife and children would stage an intervention. It astounds me the way the Dems deny that this guy is in decline.
I was in pretty bad shape so I asked him where Corn Pop was going with all the dead guys he had killed. He said: "It's a good place for a band of kids." He said: "They can't be that dangerous and they don't really need the money." And then they showed me a picture of a girl hanging in the rafters of an old church. She was just a little girl, no one knows what she looked like. She was pretty but not so pretty I can't tell it's right. I was starting to get really worried - it was getting close to nightfall and it was getting dark and I was starting to go to sleep.
I asked Corn Pop if I could call him if there was anything wrong so he thought for a second. I thought: "If it's something he can fix, I love you." So he answered the phone and said: "I'm trying to find out how to get hold of a good bass player for an American band." So I said: "OK, give me a call." But he was so busy in a panic that he couldn't answer my phone the minute I said: "Call me".
They used to be called "Sugar Pops" before the PC police changed the name.
I think you may be right. The dems are either planning to bring out Michael Obama last minute or they already gave up on 2020 and are prepping Michael for 2024. Either way, it's not gonna work out for them
He's going to have another aneurism. Live. On TV.
>Gabbard 2020
Even if they post a massive png, that's still 100% gay, schizo shitposting. No one looks at those images, faggots. If they're on mobile they don't even get the full resolution of your schizophrenia, but keep it up! Or go to 08ch, it's pretty great I hear.
He has clearly lost it. Just saying. Here is a meme in honour of old men everywhere
What type of nigga name is corn pop
I said: "I know what I am doing, Corn Pop, put that razor away. I haven't been able to find a good bass player because the top guy in America keeps saying, 'You should get in touch'."
At that moment I felt that I had no choice but to go to the police and put my own money where my mouth was. I was a big fan of the band so I wanted to find out why, or at least why the bass players would turn down all the offer they had been offered.
Corn Pop then reached out to the Bass Centre of North America to seek out the company's owner, Michael Gee. We reached out to him and I talked to him about what had happened on that day: "I was so shocked, I almost had a heart attack."
Michael said: "I want to apologise for this but I have no idea how it happened." He went on to explain that Corn Pop had called him, he was in a bad state and then all hell broke loose.
What? No Hillary waddling out to save the day?
i think he meant a guy they called corn pops no?
can any american help?
can't wait for the next styx video ridiculing biden's senility
Michael said: "I want to apologise for this but I have no idea how it happened." He went on to explain that Corn Pop had called him, he was in a bad state and then all hell broke loose.
"He had been smoking cannabis in a park with his girlfriend. I have no idea why he did it, or why he felt that he had to apologise.
"He's made it clear he wants to keep his cannabis and he will probably fight the charges."
Corn Pop was last week cleared of all allegations at the Old Bailey.
Corn Pop told the court: "The court has found that my behaviour has got out of hand. My family and I have been affected by this and in my opinion the public has been affected."
Mr Wright has written to Mr Cameron asking him to offer support for a young man like him.
All of these corn references in politics lately are strange and the timing isn’t a coincidence
>not eating corn pie
Why even live?
those children are literally falling asleep lel
His wife and kids are all dead dude.
What the fuck was that. He has some guy thrown out, the guy and his gang wait by his car and suddenly it's like some movie, they all have rusty straight razors and joe has a chain, and joe is like, oh god i'm sorry, and the guy says okay and they close their razors
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why do black people love biden so much?
At the time of the story Wilmington was 73% white.
corn pops for pedo whitey
puddin pops for pedo nigger
Biden has ties to Cosby guys Q told me this guys
t. zoomer who never banged a straight razor against the curb and put it in the rain barrel to get it rusty
Corn Pop had been in prison for almost 10 years and was sent to serve an extended sentence in the Community Correction Unit at the age of 18. He was all blood and guts, and knew how to make a damn good shank.
So I ask Corn Pop what he's going to do with his life. How's he going to pay for drugs? And how's he going to feed his kids? And how's he going to pay the bills? What's going to happen to his life, how are we going to pay for it? Where is my man now? Oh, I know, it's a long story, but it's a story that my old man told me. What happened to him is in these records, it's not an isolated act. It wasn't a random act of violence. He wasn't just in the wrong place at the wrong time. He's a man, that's true. He's a man in a lot of ways that I didn't appreciate growing up.
What I was told is what he was telling me. It's a strange way to talk about a man, that's for sure. But they told me all about it.
>No Hillary waddling out to save the day?
Half of Democrats think she's toxic, the other half are flicking their withered beans at the thought of her running a third time.
The problem is that the literal Jewish elites that fund all the serious donations to the DNC are not willing to go there again. Donations are down significantly, partly because of the damage she did, and partly because Trump is ripping Jews away from the Democratic Plantation almost as fast as he's pulling in black males. Truly bizarre.
What the fuck?
obama "credit"
There are some great images out there of all the coincidences. Will post if I can find.
True story: I remember using a public village pool briefly before we had to leave one sunday when they closed early after a kid took a shit in the gigantic pool.
And then we thought about it, all the health hazards inconvenience and general unpleasantness of the place, and the fact that half our friends and relatives had private pools and it wasn't even a hot area, and then we never went back there.
This was in a 99%, white, northeastern community btw. I can't imagine what diseases and molestation are spread in ghetto pools--actually I doubt those even exist for that very reason, no matter how liberally trust-funded the local babies are.
I dont really see what the big deal is, it's just a stupid ass story from back when Joe went around beating blacks up with chains.
The ones in the tourist outfits are brown also.
It could just be something, you know, fucking benign?
Why are white journalist women so fucking abrasive
HOTFUCKINGTAKE!
>Obama-Biden
If you cross your eyes a bit the name looks like Osama bin Laden.
>Dems deny that this guy is in decline.
The left wing of the party fucking hates him. And even the corporate wing is finding it hard to defend him after stunts like this.
>punished Biden is real
is it happening???
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But the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time!