Posted this on r9k which was a mistake as always. Anyway, the question answers itself but it's still annoying as fuck, and its been the last 3 girls in a row. Of course they have no idea how to do anything on with a computer besides sm, and their brilliant ideas are either completely vague and impractical, completely retarded, or already exist in 5+ versions.
Other people must have experience with this. It's gotten to the point that I pretend to be a normie now because chicks just want to use me for their own self-promotion. Maybe I should stick to girls that know how to code already?
They're just trying to make the best you that you can possibly be user. It's in their genes and not parasitic in nature at all.
Aaron Hill
kek
Wyatt Stewart
Women only use men, your use happen to be programming.
Christian Peterson
Because you probably always lead off with the fact that you're a coder to talk to them, and then have nothing else to talk about but that? And they have nothing to talk about with you but that?
Brandon Kelly
They want you to do things for them because they want to see if you care. This is why women pretend to struggle with their bags or with opening pickle jars.
The relationship between man and woman, like the relationship between child and mother, is righteously parasitic.
Luis Morgan
wish i could code to make an app, had an idea for one. with all the mega corporations that own everything, its a pain to keep track who's is who and what you want to boycott. i think i good idea for an app would let you enter the name of any corporation like P&G or nestle or such. and you can use your phone to take a picture or scan the bar code to find out who that item belongs to. idk it might work. or google and apple would take it down
Nathaniel Butler
congrats. if it's a good enough idea someone just stole it.
John Allen
eh i couldn't make it anyway. there goes my billions.
Jayden Brooks
me too, user, me too..
Ethan Adams
Probably this thb
Henry Lopez
is there anything more pathetic than a coder whats funny is that you are coding learning AI that will replace all the coders in the near future Literally coding your career away
Landon Martin
You fuck your sheep in Newfoundland?
Nathan Baker
Based betterment of mankind poster
Hudson Hughes
Shittest?
Jose Brown
nobody tell this leaf the state of generalized strong AI, let him live in fear of the “singularity”
Mason Watson
Had more than a few people (men and women) throw their ideas at me because I write software for a living. After I'm done a day of work, more coding for an infinitesimally small chance at a payout is the last fucking thing I want to do.
>Anyway, the question answers itself but it's still annoying as fuck, and its been the last 3 girls in a row. Tell them you will give them 5 minutes of your ear time for a blowjob. Listening to women trying to articulate any idea is mental torture.
> So like, uhm... I have this idea... it's not like something, you know, if... Just...
Nothing gets you more pussy than saying no to women btw. The ruder you are the more into you they will be.
Ayden Ortiz
>Tell them you will give them 5 minutes of your ear time for a blowjob. >Listening to women trying to articulate any idea is mental torture. The one in the vid better swallow at the end of that 5 min because that was just awful.
Xavier Rogers
Bitch, please. They will use anyone to code shit for them. Had a chick ask me to create a Facebook like app for her foodie group. She would repay me with "dinners". 1. I aint a fuckin guy. 2. My time is worth a whole lot more than dinners worth. 3. An FB app would take a fucking team cuz I aint got the time.
Charles Adams
AI is a meme new fusion thing
Blake Edwards
Shit like this is rampant everywhere. It's like knowing how to read back in the day when everyone was illiterate. That person had everyone in the village come to the to read/write whatever document they need for whatever. Must have been awful but you would know all the gossip.
Luis Murphy
Don't get into code. I don't want the competition.
John Scott
Because they know you are a Geek and probably think they can get you to work for a long time to earn that pussy (of which they will never give you, nerd).
Ayden Morgan
Do you even know how to code phone apps? And are you any good?
If so, just for the sake of the bro code I'll give you a simple idea that you should be able to sell for $1 a pop. I can't do it myself, and I'd rather see the idea done, even if by someone else.
Ethan Thompson
Your idea is extremely shit, impractical and/or super labor intensive to operate
just like everyone else's.
Kayden Morales
Fine try me...
First consider this video. It has 1.7 million views, and similar videos get a lot of views/likes because it looks freaky...
The reason this happens is because the shutter of the camera is (by coincidence) timed to the rotor speed of the chopper. It is similar to the effect that you get with a strobe light.
But... you can't control the shutter speed of a phone camera with enough precision to make it useful, so here's the idea...
1. Program creates a digital shutter by showing/blacking screen based on time setting.
2. Volume up and down buttons control the speed of the digital shutter
3. Program allows you to save videos with the correct digital shutter speed, making it easy to create videos like this.
4. People can have fun using it on on different things to get the same effect as if they had a strobe.
or anything else. And the program would be a buck, so people would say what the heck.
Jacob Robinson
I was wrong. That's the first good idea I've seen from a please make my app guy. You have to hold the last frame though instead of inserting a black frame or it'll induce headache and seizures in some people probably
Michael Martinez
Women in the tech industry are a giant meme.
Take Susan Wojcicki's shining example. Her contribution to YouTube? Suggesting to Google "Why don't we just buy it?", then implementing all sorts of shit changes. A male CEO probably would have thought "Wait, what if my company shits up this website?", she, however, has no such scruples
Nicholas Ramirez
> holding last frame You are probably correct.
Connor Young
>t. gets his AI information for Elon Musk retard, generalized AI is literally science fiction
Caleb Ramirez
It's not a bad idea at all. I'm not interested because it sounds like it would need a lot of beta, but you could probably get someone to do it.
Blake Mitchell
>Date woman who looks for a connection >She finds something of common interest >She throws idea at you, something innocuous to get your autistic self to TALK and open up to her >You shut her down with your shit personality who doesn't understand women
Pssst get your shit together! Women like to talk and feel a connection.
Adrian Green
What is dating like?
David Reyes
aye fren rate the practicality of my idea, I know I'll never have the will power to get it to market augmented reality laser tag >DL app and buy plastic toy gun at store that your phone clips on to >phone is connected to toy via bluetooth >you and your buddies can then run around and shoot at each other >phone's gyro sensors + gps data would be able to calculate a simulated trajectory and then vibrate/record on your opponents phone when you got a hit >you could then outline a map with gps boundries, set up gps bases, flags, objectives & respawn locations
Code their app and cash on their idea. They're giving you free IP
Zachary Ortiz
Market research question because there's already tons of lasertag type toys you have to research and see where the bar is set. Then you know what gimmicks you need for the virtual game aspects for it to be a new take on it. Could be shit, could be an epic zoomer meme that gets them back outside. Also it's more of a toy idea with phone/internet features than an app idea.
Isaac Thompson
not a coder but i'd imagine the hardest thing about this task would be setting up the infrastructure for this kind of app requires a team of software developers
Dylan Barnes
Barcodes have a manufacturer code according to UPC-A. Might be it. Could be a 50 lines of code app if you're lucky and rip off some barcode scanning code from around the net.
