Brit/pol/ - Perfect Garage Edition

>Boris Johnson braced for ‘mother of all battles’ with Remainer MPs to stop ‘block Brexit forever’ plot
thesun.co.uk/news/brexit/9929841/boris-johnson-battle-stop-brexit-plot/

>Boris sends EU warning - ‘The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets'
express.co.uk/news/uk/1178120/Brexit-news-Boris-Johnson-no-deal-EU-exit-Hulk-European-Union-Article-50-Tories

>Leave.EU chairman Arron Banks calls for head of Electoral Commission to QUIT after police DROP investigation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7460621/Met-Police-DROP-investigation-Leave-EU-referendum-campaign.html

>Brexit Party victory: Farage secures Hartlepool Council - ‘We won’t sit idly by!’
hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/politics/council/pro-brexit-coalition-takes-control-hartlepool-council-10-councillors-including-council-leader-join-brexit-party-580760

>Snickers announces it's changing its name back to Marathon after nearly 30 years
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/snickers-announces-its-changing-name-20062423

>Psycho seagull leaves defenceless granny with bloody lip after dive-bombing for her butty
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/psycho-seagull-leaves-defenceless-granny-20051241

>Firemen battle van and bin fire behind Edinburgh pub
edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/firefighters-battle-van-and-bin-fire-behind-edinburgh-pub-1-5002423

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Just got back from nonce bashin

all of this has happened before and will happen again

What happened to the last batch of bin burners?

You mates with Brannigan?

>So what if I take drugs, smoke, drink, have gay sex, wear a dress, love Thatcher and call myself socially liberal, I'm a Conservative.

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laura? she's my wife and eternal lover

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Vote conservative

Buy a house

Have children

>hairy forearms

Bet she smells of beef and mustard

Reminder: 3,000 mostly Africans and Middle easterners are entering the UK illegally every single month, UK is currently deporting on average 25 per month, this has been going on for years and Boris is touting full amnesty to speed the process up.

He's here to lead patriots down a cul de sac, by the time normies wake up it will be over forever from a demographic point of view.

Reminder that voting does absolutely nothing as Parliament is betrothed to the capitalist class that fund them.

She looks 1980's, but would.
No way she is a laura, but I understand the need for anonymity.
You dont have to tell me, but I guess she's a Sharon.

I literally would do that if I hadnt been disenfranchised from the labour force and broader society.
Sick of this redpill shit

virgin

weirdo

she's an angel

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My love for you lads is unending

>Not getting the reference

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Simple as.

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It was a very funny post

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>only 3,000
That must be so nice

>hairy forearms
Wew, lad

The only Laura worth to make a wife out of, is Laura B.

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Saved for future pointing-based Norfs

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Is that your opinion, or Jeremy Corbyn's?

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evening lads.

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She looks loyal and trustworthy.
Also, less of a sharon in that pic. Maybe she is a Laura.

I don't support Jezza. He's a socdem not a communist. St ill, he has a bit of backbone and I can respect that.

literally all women have hairy forearms which you would know if you'd ever been near one you utter turbovirgin

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I get it. Is she Carol Coleman, the mustard heiress?

why would i get your weird little reference you nonce

>Laura
Nah mate. This is a complete wives name.
Id goon a blinddate with a chick called Laura. Id be expecting good things. Male equivalent is Simon or Roger.

I've been around women long enough to understand which ones actually do give a shit about their appearance
Fucking yikes, Brit women don't even bother to shave.

Anglo to bone...

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Story bud?

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nice larp you kissless anime nonce

who is about to get fucked? protip: it's not (You)

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nonce tries to fight Shane Brannyboy
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evenin'

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Scared we'll get cucked with a bad deal lads

Gotta be Yemen, no?

Say it was a false flag and Saudi Arabia and Israel did it themselves.

Fuck!!
I cant watch vids at the minute.
looks like a goodun.
Bookmarked. Will watch when I can.

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>Voting intention in a referendum where the options are Remain and No Deal (changes since BMG's previous poll in August):

>Remain: 51% (-5)
>No Deal: 49% (+5)

>Via @BMGResearch, 3-6 September

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The coomer meme is the best thing to ever happen. Fuck coomers.

get back to your pc desk you coomer

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you're obsessed with it because you are one

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I am not.

Tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=kv_wg1b0QVk

what ever happened to Shane, did he accidentally catch himself in one of his own elaborate nonce traps?

Me think the commie douth protest too much

Literally what the fuck are your politicians even doing for the next 2 months?

Id say he's cooling his boots after that court case. Dont think he got time, but it might have led him to lie low.
Are there no new stings on the toob?

fuckin hell i think i've spoken to this guy on discord

I am not. You believe what you want to believe. You do touch upon a good point though. Women make the best cadre and communists because they are far more disciplined and less likely to make grave errors and controversies for the sake of greed than men.

Planning their next attempt to subvert

An enlightening experience no doubt

he started telling me he's a psychopath

therealosc.blogspot.com/2017/07/time-to-expose-hunters-once-again_20.html

Alas poor Yorick

Just as there will be a dictatorship of the proletariat there will be a dictatorship of the matriarchy.

No real psycho's would describe themselves so, but....................

nothing new from Shane, there's been an explosion in these unprofessional norf nonce hunters tho
youtube.com/watch?v=lc7zH79-4Ow

Vote Conservative.

It is not nor it cannot come to good,. But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue.

It will come to good.

Better yet don't waste you time voting.

Tune.
youtube.com/watch?v=dVWTS2AsaSk
Also, fear not. Kanye West will be brought into custody.

I sometimes feel dreadfully sorry for the nonces.
Is that wrong? Am I weak? Maybe even a nonce myself?

>Better yet don't waste you time voting.
Don't waste your vote.

>It will come to good.
What? Incest?
Doubt that bud.

>Kanye West
Is he a batty?

Asking unironically

red handed mate.

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I love you Denise. So beautiful, so sexy, so vivacious and yet so down to earth and genuinely funny for a woman.
I ache to be with you.

Please, don't tell me you actually think voting makes a difference? The capitalist class control who gets what. Spend you time on For the People programs and New Democracy to build support instead.

His song "American Boy" was a grave insult to the British people. He stole our eagle standards and I want them back. I want Kanye paraded through the streets of Britain in chains and then to make a formal apology.

Benzo's are starting to kick in nicely now.

that's because they're psychos and have gotten through life by lying and looking for sympathy every time they do something wrong, so they come across as repentant and 'ohh noo i was just playing around i had no idea what i was doing ohhh pity me'

it is funny how the nonce hunters talk about the 'children' as if they actually exist though lol

A FOCKING CHOYELD

It's an alt-right website , everybody here in Brit/pol will vote Conservative.

>It's an alt-right website
No
>everybody here in Brit/pol will vote Conservative.
No

i'll be toiling with a neckbeard tomorrow, not looking forward to the dirty looks.

YOU FOCKING SCAERED THE LOYF OUT OF EM!

>looking for sympathy every time they do something wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=1BqCn_7aHJA&t=3394s
Obviously, dont watch it all, but around 38min, he pretends to have a heart attack

Vote Brexit Party. It won't do anything but it would be funny to see what the Tories will do in response.

>>It's an alt-right website
This is how it's reported in the free press.

So you are quite alt-right then. The brexit party ticket.

a bunch of old boomer journos and uninformed redditors writing for BuzzFeed don't really understand the dynamics of Chan culture mate

>ben elton nonce

Beaten with a wrench for thieving. Starts about 5mins.

youtube.com/watch?v=rwkYN6ZVY5g

Remember all that clown larping a couple of years ago? Wtf was all that about?

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I don't agree with vigilantism.

No I'm not alt-right. I'm the complete opposite. I just don't plan on getting anything done within parliament.

based paddy whacker.

Shame. If only they united and turned that anger on the capitalists.

You're a left wing brexit party supporter? The EU withdrawal is a cross party policy.

Vote Conservative.

>Mike Stuchbery
State of that fucking man.

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Useless toffs