All these articles about how the future is eating bugs processed into familiar foods

So why is there a shift here from bugs are good and onions is the future!
Is it just all the reddit cucks or the zoomers who fear the fact its 2020 and they failed to get the jetpacks again?

I don't give a fuck, I just ordered a quarter of a cow from a local farmer, to be delivered in the fall.
My wife is going to a local farmer's market for 40 lbs. of chicken thighs next week.
All at much better prices than the grocery stores offer.

As for your bug-burgers at fast-food dumps, you can have them.

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>Where are the necessary amino acids and other micronutrients only found in meat going to come from?
bugs.
Or soilent green, take your pick.

>
This is what you are all eating. keep this in mind.

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My dad does a lot of the purchasing for Buger King foods in the US. I asked him about this earlier today in reference to the bug-eating push. According to him, the food industry is pushing meatless for "eco-friendliness" and to appease a vegan market.

Still a concern, but bugs are still not on their radar from what he told me.

No it isn't. I don't eat fast food. Shocking, I know.

good. or else you will end up like this

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I don't think eating bugs is bad, but i'd rather feed them to chickens and eat them and their eggs.

Vegans are malnourished misanthropists that are calorie shy because they hate working out (except if it's lanklet tier cardio).

Farming is the best capital expenditure of time and resources because it guarantees food security. The discussion is usually a issue with inhumane treatment of animals. If you give animals good care, they make for culinary compatriots.

vegans and health conscious people dont even buy this shit

mcdonalds and burger king both have healthy options for show, but i bet that salads and veggie burgers make up less than 1% of their sales.

>Chemical aftertaste
>Not filling at all
>Weird texture

I can deal with the last 2 but that fucking chemical aftertaste... I'm going to get cancer now. If you ever cleaned with bleach and get a huge whiff of it and can slightly taste it is basically what the aftertaste is like.

Id hunt and eat people before ill be forced to eat only plants or insects

Supply and demand.
>shill a product
>sheep wants the product
>stores sells the product

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Nah, that's just some random pink slime. It's not what goes into anything meat related.

it could be ice cream for all we know, but my main question is, why the fuck are they loading this shit into cardboard boxes?

I think it’s funny that self righteous elitists libtards are convincing stupider libtards to eat bugs

says the mutt... choke on your onions vegan burger, amerimutt.

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cut off and eat your own butts that would be a good replacement for one whole cow and a chicken coop full of chicken, you disgusting filthy two lardasses, hopefully you die by the power of a death stroke from stress hormones hidden in the animal meat

The insecurity of you dumb faggots complaining about a menu item that will never replace that which is copies is highly entertaining.

I hope they actually start replacing meat patties with bug burgers just so I can watch the obese cry tears of lard.

>eat humans as a human
>be cannibal
>kuru turns your brain into a sponge
>before, you have been just a retard. now you are a literal zombie
great idea. nice

gmoscience.org/rat-feeding-studies-suggest-the-impossible-burger-may-not-be-safe-to-eat/

remove that flag, fag.

>ITT: Schizo's terrified of vegan burger that doesn't have bugs in it

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>Vegan tears

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>More vegan tears.

Long may they flow...

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No worries. It's a bit of a marketing craze right now, like the pet rock. I predict veganism will completely die off within 2-4 years. Meat and animal products will always reign supreme in all categories.

More like tears of sugar and flour. It's unfortunate but lard isn't used much these days. It will come back though, thankfully.

That shit tastes awful. I do like Burger King tho

lol, moron.
Meat does not make you fat or give you cardiovascular disease, what does that is sugar, booze, and refined carbs (which are also basically sugar).
That's why Jews put sugar into all processed foods, to kill the goy.

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Classic negotiating tactic

>here, eat this delicious burger full of lice and wasps
>um no thanks that's fucking disgusting
>okay how about this burger full of grass instead
>fine just stop going on about the bugs already jesus

>dont eat brain
Problem solved.

Burgers are for old people and children. They're soft, easy to chew, and calorie-dense. Plus they're commonly dressed with easily palatable condiments like ketchup.

An adult shouldn't be eating a burger unless they're grilling it themselves.

i want people to go vegan because it helps shitty low-iq people that become followers of movements without doing any reading lose their lives.

evolution only works if you let it. let them go vegan, just dont let them force you to go vegan.

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The chinks torture animals before they butcher them and seem to be skinny enough.

>Where are the necessary amino acids and other micronutrients only found in meat going to come from?
Your own body produces all that is necessary itself you total cretin.
retard

*Opinions may Vary
It fucking says on their ad.

They seem to think the more pain the animal is in when it dies, the better the meat tastes.
But they also get eaten by escalators on a routine basis, so how smart can they be?

>Your own body produces all that is necessary itself you total cretin.
What?
I thought Germans were smart.

Never heard of the 8 essential amino acids? You're body can't produce them from grass, but a cow's body can.

Calling someone a vegan who isn't a vegan is one way to cope I suppose.

Guess what retard. They're doing this because stupid fucks like yourself turn it around into free advertising for the company while you're in hysterics over a non-issue. It makes sane people laugh at you and paints the product in a positive light, driving up sales.

If They’ve gone and switched out the fetuses and missing kids for grasshoppers its just not gonna taste the same

Isn't the Impossible factory across the street from Planned Parenthood?

i really don't give a fuck what it's made from as long as it's tasty. The fuck difference does it make?

A fucking leaf. Every single time.

a fat fucking yank, as usual

veggie burgers can be really nice and I love meat.

tip top kek

You WILL eat them

There is nothing wrong with using all of the animal and selling the lesser quality parts for cheaper.

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Why wouldn't they at least cut it up though....

You already know why.

Eat bugs nigger

t. Memefag

>putting plant-based in quotations to imply it's made of bugs or something

That's pretty dishonest desu. I'm a vegetarian and a hardcore National Socialist, those two things go together like peas in a pod.

>picture very related

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I had the impossible whopper from my local Burger King in Albany and I couldn't tell the difference from a standard whopper. Anyone who says "it ain't a whopper" is a fucking liar.

I recently tried the Impossible Whopper. I was impressed that the patty tasted like meat but I overall did not like the burger at all. It has similar amount of calories and fat as a Whopper, but actually has more sodium and carbs. The taste is two steps lower than a regular Whopper. So it makes no sense to eat one unless you're a veggie faggot.

What a dumbass

>Bill Gates gives around $100 million to fake meat company
>Google founders give around $900 million to competing fake meat company
Gee, it's almost as if the people who openly state that they want to control you are doing something about it!

They didn’t even bother shaving it

>until i saw the error of my ways.
Which were what exactly in regards to a healthy diet?

Impossible Burger is GMO glyphosate slop, 90% of customers at BK ordering it are meat eaters. BK execs even said so and that it's not there for vegans. whole food eating vegans don't eat garbage slop like that or support fast food companies anyway

There are already bugs in hamburgers, "they" been cutting the meat with meal worms for years, where the fuck have you been? When I found this out I stopped eating any fast food for a decade.

"The cost of earthworms is at least five times what you would spend on ground beef at the supermarket and around seven or eight times what a fast food restaurant pays."

Dude you are aware scientists DNA tested hamburgers about 9 or so years ago and found them the content to be 75% meal worms.

any source there mongo?

Bugs are still better then this mass onions poisoning campaign.

Your meat industry gave the world mad cow disease.

I didn't know, but now I guess I can imagine thanks to you

I didn't look that closely but now I wish I hadn't

>welcome to Jow Forums

It has a ton of salt to add the taste, none of the meat benefits but all the salt.
Blood pressure will jump high and you get heart attack, strokes and ruin your kidneys.

Cringe

>earthworms
Meal worms donkey

this

typical burgers falling for (((capitalism))) like this, MIGA MIGA MIGA!

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>The economist
I hate these people.

Gib sauce pls. Genuinely interested

>insects
> 60 percent of Americans are Mexicans.
>Mexico having one of the largest entomophagous cultures in the world (Mexicans consume 531 of the planet’s 2,111 recorded edible insects)

It all makes sense.

I don't think that. Meat is ruined by a stressful death.

I know they smoke a species cricket or grasshopper when they are young, but that would be the least easy thing to mass produce. Beef jerky is cheaper.

You know what the big innovation of the new veggie-based burger is? They put a iron-based compound to simulate meat's heme compounds. In other words they put artificial blood-mimicking chemicals to satisfy the eater's carnivorous desire for meat.

I dunno if these $oy-based burgers are healthier for you or not.

The whopper was always a meatless product.

It's being suppressed. It was mainstream years ago. All the media outlets ran stories. I found this though.
dailybuzzlive.com/mcdonalds-uses-worm-meat-fillers-can-legally-call-100-beef/
While you are at it look up meat glue

boomer joke

snopes.com/fact-check/mcdonalds-100-beef/

it's exactly the same image that's been going around all these years, but nobody can explain any part of it or show additional pictures from the same plant or a similar looking product.

(((snopes)))

The current source is garbage because it's being suppressed. But it has elements of the original media release from years ago. They are literally trying to make this into some internet urban legend BS. Big burger is spending millions to suppress it.
dailybuzzlive.com/mcdonalds-uses-worm-meat-fillers-can-legally-call-100-beef/

Bitch have you COOKED beef in your life? Have you COOKED mealworms in your life? Have you been a fucking fry cook at McDonalds?

If you didn't answer YES to every single one of these you are in no way qualified to claim that "100% beef is just a company name and the patties are made of 75% mealworms.

>Heaps of globalist billionaires driving this vegan shit
>Need me to do their marketing

Thanks for the laughs vegan.

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Fuck snopes, I am digging to see if I can find the original research papers. If you are one of those assholes that believes anything snopes says I feel bad for you.

The thousand cock stare

You are a tool. Instead of reading research papers do your own research.

Buy some beef. Buy some mealworms. Cook and eat them.

Or if you're big brained like moi, you can just IMAGINE what a patty made of 75% mealworms would taste like.

>whole food eating vegans don't eat garbage slop like that or support fast food companies anyway

There almost are no "whole foods eating vegans." And most vegan idiots are eating fake meat, fake milk, fake cheese etc and vegan processed junk food. Your post was a crazy inversion of reality.

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>still uses JIDF "memes"