Can we use meme magic to find/resurrect Corn Pop as the Anti Biden?
>He recalls he faced off 'Corn Pop,' a 'bad dude' who 'ran a bunch of bad boys'
Who Corn Pop 2020?
Bad Dude Corn Pop
Nicholas White
Kayden Sullivan
Grayson Phillips
You guys remember rubbing your straight razor on the curb to get em all rusty?? We all did that r right?
Cooper Myers
Sounds like a viral marketing campaign for Corn Pop.
>even though it's soda
Camden Powell
Draw Corn Pop. I want a Jow Forums forensic team working on this stat.
Carter Carter
>the only white guy in the neighborhood took care of all the mechanical problems in the pools KEK
he's been without his adenochrome for at least a year now
Chase Collins
The guy with the fish.
Joshua Nguyen
>Draw Corn Pop.
Julian Martinez
This is what the computer generated when aging since the incident is factored in.
Colton Robinson
Holy shit didnt think it was possible but This dude is going to crazier than clinton
Trumps new nickname for biden should be Corn Pop
Logan Morris
he makes as many gaffes as Trump desu
also a black guy calling himself Corn Pop isn't too farfetched
Andrew Kelly
I'm crying. wtf lmao
Elijah White
Liam Morales
Cornpop is dead.
Luis Moore
F
Levi Hall
Cornpop was clean and articulate. That's a storybook man.
Aiden Diaz
THEY KILLED CORNPOP!
vid for young uns
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Jonathan Long
Ryder Harris
>Draw Corn Pop
found him
Ayden Williams
This is corn pop's manager. If you want corn pop you'll need to talk to him first goy.
Evan Phillips
They only let him in so when Hillary comes back for 2020 she won't seem so bad
Gavin Sullivan
Protip: Cornpop is Obama
Noah Price
Wholesome
David Morris
Cornpop
Michael King
This video is of old Biden. He's been gone for a while. New one says a lot of funny shit too though. The debates the other day with the rambling answer with record players, Venezuela, and social workers forced into homes of 3 year olds that are in mandatory school was amazing. I laughed so hard that milk came out of my nose and I wasn't even drinking any. The comments on the article mention that they thought it was one of the bad lip reading videos. That is exactly what I think every time he speaks
Wyatt Rodriguez
>starts talking with a black accent
oh joe
Leo Hughes
That was fast autism
Brody Cooper
: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
Sebastian Reed
The bad lip reading people ought to make a video where it’s Biden actually speaking and see if anyone even notices.
Leo Roberts
Based Mike Enoch
Lucas Murphy
Parker Sanders
high effort
Jonathan Reyes
It's like gropey mcgropington wants to be trump but is definitely not trump.
Luis Perry
Do we have info on the race?
Ethan Phillips
Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from Bloody-eye Joe.
Owen Jenkins
A guy named "Corn Pop" with greasy hair that went around attacking people with a straight razor. You guess his race.
Gavin Torres
Was corn pop a nigger? Kinda makes sense in that case
Jose Hill
Kek check
Jose Collins
Jeremiah Scott
Looks like Cornpop has been found.
F
Noah Reyes
Win.
Cameron Kelly
Who's Cornpop?
Cornpop's dead baby. Now, get on the chopper.
Nathaniel Green
According to the article yes, and it was 1962. Odds are they just didn't want a nigger in the pool.
Josiah Sanchez
Kek. I want to hear more stories.
Luke Perez
What if Corn Pop is in this thread right now?
Justin Bennett
Dylan Scott
Holy shit; checks out
Jonathan Murphy
oops
Ayden Anderson
rolling dice with corn pop and peckerwood pete
Eli Reyes
Carson Hill
>'He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke,' Biden told the crowd.
Non-hipsters are thinking "WTF is a straight razor"?
Aiden Bennett
They have located Corn Pop in a Philadelphia nursing home. He disputes the whole story. Says he dindu nuffin. Says Biden wanted to by some of tha Mary Jane reefer off him.
Levi Anderson
Jesus fuck when will boomshits just give it up? The senile old scum are still competing and occupying every position of power there is.
Camden Thomas
This is a beautiful disaster in the making.
Grayson Perez
biden a pussy!
Owen Richardson
Biden is fucking based. Do you think Trump would brag about emasculating a black man in front of a group of black people? Nope. But Joe just did and walked out alive. Trump is a pussy. Joe has my vote.
Nolan Fisher
Sorry Corn Pop, but me and this chain say the pool's closed. Understand, tough guy?
Josiah Price
Luis Hall
Ester Corn Pop
Bill Wright Mouse
Ethan Miller
Based Pinkerton
Ryan Martinez
kek, habo
Aiden White
Fuck corn pop and fuck unkie Joe.
Joseph Hill
gotta have my pops
Tyler Davis
Corn Pop
lmfao
Tyler Bailey
>You know, i was quite the mobbster myself! just like you fine basketball american folks! it happened that i batteled the infamous Corn Pop in thoses streets! Matter of fact, "i blown the fuck of this muddfugga face n shiieeet" like you fine folks like to say!
Carter Gonzalez
I think this is the most I have laughed in years I have tears in my eyes and my sides hurt
Brody Reyes
pulling an all nighter? lack of sleep will do that to you.
Landon Lopez
Jayden Gray
I've laughed for hours at a fart noise when I was running on no sleep.
Lincoln Barnes
I woke up at 3am
and I was having an awesome dream about medieval manuscripts as well
Adam Russell
>kids
she means niggers?
Ayden Hall
Found the real Corn Pop. You guys got the wrong man!
Asher Gomez
>pommade
>called him Esther for wearing a bathing cap
He was using his authority to embarrass some run-of-the-mill layabout nigger. More specifically one could argue that he was engaging in racial discrimination as well as sexist stereotyping as well as upholding white supremacy.
Isaiah Gomez
I was just saying the other day I hope Joe becomes president. We could have years of this stuff! Or however long he lasts.
Chase Howard
Genius
Liam Collins
Top kek
Austin Smith
why is he using a southern negro dialect
Xavier James
Christian Garcia
#bidenbodycount
Ethan Williams
@chriskennett
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Wasn’t so long ago that a ‘Corn Pop’ would have fuelled us for at least a week. Now we burn through this shit in about 3 hours. We need to discuss meme sustainability
Benjamin Nguyen
not a single person commented on how cornpop has a short, almost non-existent obit? no family claiming him, no life story, nothing?
> william "corn pop" morris
> presumably father to at least 20 children
> none of them know him
> born a nigger
> almost fought a US presidential hopeful
> died a nigger
RIP
Ian Ross
make corn pop great again ?
Angel Hill
CORN POP!
Bentley Gutierrez
Joe Biden Recalls Terrifying 1960s Public Pool Confrontation With Razor-Wielding Gangster Named "Corn Pop"
Angel Hall
Corn pop definitely strikes me as an insult used for a manlet.
Jaxson Ramirez
No...he said he was sorry
Dylan Kelly
Remember the bit when he started talking about instantaneous rust by dipping the chain in water
like he knew how to handle a chain, this wasn't new ground.
Jose Brooks
Yeah, that's pretty much right on the money.
Jace Parker
coons love sweet corn
Leo Ross
Almost as good as drunk Uncle Joe singing "The Villages" song.
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David Thompson
Hey, hon? Hon? Turns out we are coons!
Christopher Davis
>Cornpop is dead
Did he knows something about the Clinton?
Samuel Rogers
>M-muh phonograph, y'know, this reminds me of the time I was fighting in the Revolutionary War...