>first year of uni >went to a pub quit attended by lecturers and people from my course >guy I met before a lecture who seemed to find me okay to be around and me went together with his other mate >on our team was me, him, two older students and a female Greek lecturer who sat next to me >she was maybe 40 with dark hair and looked quite pretty and was quite outgoing etc >I wasn't drunk and the atmosphere was somewhat intellectual >she kept touching my arm and smiling at me >when we were stuck on an answer she would lean in and work out the answer with me >not sure if she found me cute or she felt sorry for me
>went out to a densely packed club where you dancing just involved standing with people squeezing against you on all sides >guy with consciously messed up blonde-ish Russell Brand-type hair and skintight ankle-length jeans and a shirt with only the top bottom done up like a cape was near me >he was part of the hierarchy of the group I orbited >two girls started dancing with us >I tried to act confident and playfully took off the thin somewhat translucent flimsy green golf visor one of the girls was wearing as part of her pub golf costume >she seemed genuinely offended and snatched it back and I stood there a while longer waiting to see if either was interested in me and then left when they clearly weren't >next day I go to Waitrose for a change to get some bree, mushrooms, garlic and pancake roles for my special melted bree wraps >girl is there with her friend near the checkout >she looks at me obviously recognizing me and seemingly attracted to me >know that when not drunk and with my usual serious, moody disposition girls find me more attractive >look at her in passing as if I neither recognize nor really notice her >feel somewhat good but mostly indifferent at that point having already given up
Jonathan Morgan
>61 you've got a real problem mate and greece?? come on now
He always looks so jolly. Like he has 3 smiles on top of each other.
Josiah Torres
you scared gr**k ''male''?
Daniel Lee
Do you really want me to devote my throbbing/protruding brain entirely to the destruction of Greek morale?
You will surrender worse than EOKA
Henry Allen
ok, well thanks for sharing that
Robert Thompson
>he was part of the hierarchy of the group I orbited >next day I go to Waitrose for a change to get some bree, mushrooms, garlic and pancake roles for my special melted bree wraps
I don't. Lusting after an online thot's ass is not the same as being in love with someone that doesn't know me
Aiden Reed
>third year of uni >go to a small library with maybe thirty-five seats >really comfy and spent most of my time in libraries in my final years >wearing a green plaid tshirt, black jeans and brown boots with a slight heel which somewhat allayed my insecurities about being a manlet >hair was longish and slightly dishevelled but clean >writing out notes and notice in my peripheral vision to my right that the girl sitting there keeps looking at me >too beta and paralyzed with insecurities to do anything about it >finally pack up to go for the brief meeting with my supervisor or whatever >stand up having put my things away in a satchel bag >girl is sitting there turned to me smiling >she's cute as hell, pale, dark hair, traditionally dressed, smiling up at me obviously finding me attractive or whatever >stare coldly at her for a second or so and then walk past as if I didn't even notice her >walk 20 minutes back to my rented room >start panicking about the missed opportunity >pack my things back up and powerwalk 20 minutes back to the library mostly uphill >get there and the room is a little busier >too beta to even look at where she and I were sitting as I pass and just find another seat and pretend to read for an hour until it's just me and one or two other people before it closes
what did we do to you greek? im sure whatever it was is important to you and your people but we have so many much more important matters to deal with that we've probably forgot or ignored you.
Well they've goeth and left a load of shit behind. Which brings up the fact I was once fined £50 for dropping a Fagend. Why's it £50 for a fagend and fuck all for a Fag.
wtf is with all these greentexts, is Jow Forums closed for the day or something
Easton Torres
>and brown boots with a slight heel which somewhat allayed my insecurities about being a manlet
the state of this general
Colton Powell
>Royal Air Force Akrotiri or more simply RAF Akrotiri (IATA: AKT, ICAO: LCRA) is a large Royal Air Force station, on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. It is located in the Western Sovereign Base Area, one of two areas which comprise Akrotiri and Dhekelia, a British Overseas Territory, administered as a Sovereign Base Area. >stay mad
I don't think you know how this works
Kevin Hall
>bree, mushrooms, garlic and pancake roles for my special melted bree wraps
>went to the library one night >spent most nights there alone on the top floor at the back where usually it was empty >the lights were automatic and sometimes it was just me in a square of light with darkness around me and outside >absolute highlight of my time at university just reading in silence feeling young, fresh, clean, still full of potential, well-proportioned, healthy >sometimes the row of seats I liked right at the back by the window were taken >sat instead at a long desk with short wooden barriers between each desk >one night reading and someone with long hair sits next to me and starts reading >freeze up and spend an hour barely able to read, turning pages whenever I panic and think it must be obvious I'm not reading >security guard comes up and sits on the same table as he sometimes does when the library's due to close and probably works top floor-down >pack my things away and turn to my right to the person with the long hair >it's a male metalhead or whatever, not a cute girl
Aiden Torres
The more I look at this, this more angry it makes me.
mmmmm you lot never had floor crisp before ? naaaa youve never been drunk in london desu if your pisse donthe train home and you drop some food you try and rescue that shit without question
Tyler Thomas
marriage material. immune system like a tank.
Ryan Hill
There's a car board on this site m8
Kayden Sanders
Other than having a British failure who was literally exiled from these fair isles almost become the ruler of Greece I can't imagine what we've done to offend it.
