Alright Jow Forums redpill me on Mormons

Alright Jow Forums redpill me on Mormons

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They're made fun of because they promote a clean, positive lifestyle.

they basically seem a bunch of nerds, but they fuck like you won't do in 9 lives

Became irrelevant once they dropped polygamy.

A Freemason spoke to a fallen angel in a cave and started a cult.

That and they make the best porn.

An odd mixture of bullshit, Arianism, and cult nature. Very odd. I’m sure that the very high ups have a much different belief and ideology than the average joes.

Mostly white, have a ton of kids, believe some weird shit.

It's okay if you just soak and don't move around or thrust.

It’s basically a cult

They wear special undergarments to protect themselves from people like you.

They also believe they're the only true church of Christ, which is a giant red flag.

Don’t forget he tripped out with his face buried in a hat

Basically:
Theologically, imagine if a bunch of Jews got together and decided to combine Islam, Jehova's Witnesses, and Scientology. It's basically space Jesus, white Mohammed edition, with hints of Masonic/Jewish "you're your own god" horseshit. Tactically, they're basically Jews. They're incredibly nepotisic and change their whole shit to survive as a society within a society. For example, initially, they said that black people were the spirit beings who sided with Satan. Then retracted it because Das razizt, and they're full on cuckservatives. They also had full on polygamy. But then they retracted that too because they were caught as a bunch of degenerates. It's a disgusting cult that many people here supported because most of the American converts are huwhite. If you're looking for a non cult, non Satanic huwhite enclave, look towards the Amish.

The other day I decided to go to a mormon church for the first time and over there I met an american mormon from Utah. Apperantly he knew little to no spanish and since I'm fluent in english, because im american born, we decided to chat a little. They seem like good people, the kid himself was around 6ft blue eyed blond hair, we had a nice convo. I think they're good people

>look towards the Amish
So you're suggesting people waste their life, doom themselves to irrelevance, poverty, and labor, all for some inbred pussy?

They are a Christian cult that became successful and abandons their stranger beliefs as time goes on. They are notorious for clean and naive lifestyles. This makes them excellent candidates for intelligence communities and government positions.

Utah nigga here, anything you want to know?

>They also believe they're the only true church of Christ, which is a giant red flag.
That is literally every Christian sect.

The Mormons are in the same tradition of American Hucksterism as Trump, Scientology, the TV preacher and PT Barnum.

Spineless cucks. They'll flush this country down the toilet with their retarded beliefs.

I'm not saying join the Amish. I'm saying, if you're looking to cheer on a group for what Mormons usually get cheered for, then cheer for the Amish. Their birth rates are insane and they don't hold to retarded, heathen beliefs.

How does being naive make you a good candidate for intel work?

A few clarifications here:
Not Jews (barely anybody reads or cares about the old testament, more like 60% NT and 30% LDS scripture)
They have a built in system for resolving changing times (continuous revelation from a prophet), so they do back out on things - but it keeps the system of a white utopia thriving by not being too obvious.
Blacks were considered descendants of Cain, which, come on - the petty jealousy and violence totally tracks right? Definitely not (or ever) a mainstream idea.
Polygamy was pushed by splinter groups that broke away to keep their free baby-factories and homemakers - very taboo to 95% of members.
My major problem with them is that while they teach young boys that they need to grow up and be the man of the house with special authority over their wives and children, they send them to other countries at 18 to get married off - annoying.
Ex-mormon here, down to answer questions.

Do you have personal experience with either the Amish or Mennonites?

Crypto-masonic cult.

But John could have shown anyone else the plates. And why would he need new "slightly different" ones?
Moses could bring the bush with him.

kikes hate them and mock them in their shows. Welfare niggers try to join to get gibs but don't so they hate them. Only some of their boomers still don't realize that kikes are evil but the rest are quite based.

They own cars and cell phones and then convert to Mennonite which is basically just Amish with Netflix. The Amish are just as fucked up as the rest of us.

And Johnny Appleseed planted apple trees all across America. John Henry was a blackman who could lay train track as fast a machine! Pecos Bill roped and rode a twister like it was a wild bronco!

I was born an atheist but have been to LDS church many times and even more bible sessions. They never disrespected my beliefs, and never forced their beliefs onto me... always led to good discussion.

Yes, my home town is very close to Mennonites. I've also visited Amish towns before and own Amish furniture.