How the fuck is this guy leading the democaric race?

youtube.com/watch?v=r4NmtSrqtvI

He doesn't have a real platform, has no charisma, can barely get the words out, sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth, and is generally incoherent.

Attached: Joe-Biden-Corn-Pop-1200x630.jpg (1200x630, 119K)

Other urls found in this thread:

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/sc/south_carolina_democratic_presidential_primary-6824.html
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/ia/iowa_democratic_presidential_caucus-6731.html
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/nh/new_hampshire_democratic_presidential_primary-6276.html
electionstudies.org/data-center/2018-pilot-study/
twitter.com/yashar/status/1173257303476396032
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

their white male talent pool is super thin.

same reason this bitch had a 99% chance of winning. its all a sham and youre retarded

Attached: clintontotallyhealthy.webm (1280x720, 2.86M)

He is next in line that's all

>democaric race

I just had a Biden moment.

Anything is better than Drumph!! Even a rambling geriatric who likes to fondle everybody within reach!

Attached: Angrybert3.jpg (216x394, 31K)

boomers.

My 97yo Grandfather told stories like that. Bastard died at 99. Drank a shot of scotch every day up until he died. Drove until age 88. Lifelong Democrat and Union man.

Democrats are fine with liars. They are literally unironically okay with it now. They have been lied too so long they actually like it when the lies are obvious.

the party is scared of the communists that's why

So mental illness is genetic and runs in your family?

I don't care about the validity of this story, more his delivery and the fact that he sounds fucking senile.

Because he's not a fucking communist traitor like Bernie and Warren.

All the Dems really want is to go back to a world before Trump. They want an empty suit with no vision who just parrots Clinton and Obama era rhetoric.

It's fine with me too. Biden is a disaster in the making. He'll be embarrassingly senile and will ensure the divide between regular Dems and far left commies who don't want to vote for another old white man.

Attached: 1565915253715.jpg (960x948, 116K)

>So mental illness is genetic and runs in your family?

Don't forget the alcoholism...

I can't tell if Biden is senile, or if people forget he is the drafter of the patriot act, a member on the council of foreign relations, and advocates for war.

what the fuck, haven't seen this since the great meme war, my god was she pathetic.

>Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys
Someone must have shooped this by now

i live with boomers and can confirm. happy lies beat uncomfortable truth literally every single time. their brains are wired to avoid truth and redpills at all costs.

corn pop = nigger

He's hanging out for the day when he gets to be in the WH ordering 50k worth of pizza and hotdogs

Could be! I never got into a fight at a swimming pool like old Joe, but I did smash a whiskey bottle over some guy's head at a bar when I was 26. Guy was drunk an tried to grope my GF. His friends followed us outside, GF got in the car, I popped the trunk and produced a Mossberg 500. They backed off and never gave me any more trouble for it. That was 17 yrs ago.

Probably less than 5% of the US population has ever seen this even once and less than .1% of the world. We're all living in clown world. Strap in. It's about to get a lot worse.

Attached: 1560572816661.gif (300x222, 1.9M)

It's too dangerous to remove Trump from power because of his dealings with North Korea, so they're throwing the election, which is why Joe is crazier than usual and Beto outright says he wants your fucking guns.

Unironically niggers. I don't know why both the media and Jow Forums are too retarded to realize that blacks back biden because they don't know anybody else and see him as the most reliable source of gibs. Unlike idiotic whites who vote for ideas blacks vote for their own self-interest.

Don't believe me? Compare the South Carolina polls (where blacks dominate in the democrats):
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/sc/south_carolina_democratic_presidential_primary-6824.html
Compared to Iowa or New Hampshire (almost entirely white)
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/ia/iowa_democratic_presidential_caucus-6731.html
realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/nh/new_hampshire_democratic_presidential_primary-6276.html
Clinton enjoyed the same advantage in 2016. While BOINIE one a few loony leftist states Hillary completely dominated the South where the democratic party is mostly black

Makes sense. CNN needs Trump since he's the sole source of their ratings now.

*won a few

Attached: 1563651228692.jpg (2560x1138, 189K)

>voting for someone who doesn't beat niggers with chains

Blacks are the least reliable voting bloc of them all. Old white people decide the election, fact.

He will be the next president come 2021 weather you like it or not

And CNN knows that lefists will flock to their channel and apps because they'll need their mommy because daddy Trump is scary.

He's got no chance, your zeros represent his chances in percentage.

When I was a young man back in Brooklyn there was a Jewish mobster known as Corn Dog. He ran a bunch of bad goys. I can't remember why, but I think I bit him.

Attached: Corndog.jpg (275x183, 8K)

That corn dog guy was a bad man.

>He doesn't have a real platform, has no charisma, can barely get the words out, sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth, and is generally incoherent
Sounds a lot like Trump

the fuck is warmth

Screen cap my comment you faggot and make a thread about it after election night

Pardon my bad language but he was a real weiner to just about everyone he met. I apologized for calling him Shelly Winters and he decided not to kill me. We both learned a valuable lesson that day.

Bro don't be dissn my boy Joe
The rusty blade is even rustier and we be presidents
T. Corn pops

They may not be reliable concerning turnout, but they're very predictable voters. And within the democrats they're a much stronger bloc than the general population

Dunno, here's the source though
electionstudies.org/data-center/2018-pilot-study/

what the fuck

OK.

"whether"
He will lose hard. :)

I know that blacks are drones, user. Hearing one talk is like listening to TV.

Uh huh

This story sounds familiar

Corn Pop Joe is best Joe. I was disappointed AOC wasn’t running but Uncle Joe is working overtime to fill the void.

>Boomers: I like it when ol' Joe fumbles around like that; makes him more authentic haha!
This is why he's acting retarded.

Attached: 1343659526476.jpg (807x861, 138K)

>acting

Corn Pop Joe is Best Joe. Was upset AOC wasn’t running but Uncle Joe is working overtime to fill the void.

Corporate news network (CNN) and other dnc faggots are pushing him

I learned a lot. And I learned that, uhh, it makes a difference. This was the diving board area and I was one of the guards and they weren't allowd to uh - it was a three meter board. If you fell off sideways you landed on the damn uh darn cement over there! (laughs) And Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did ya he and back in those days, to show how things have changed, one of the things you had to use if you used pomade in your hair you had to wear a bathing cap. And so he was up on the board wouldn't listen to me so I said "HEY Esther, you" (crooks finger) off the board right now or I'll come up and drag you off. Well he came off, and he said "I'll meet you outside," my car, this was mostly, these were all public housing behind you. My car there was a gate out here, I parked my car outside the gate, and I, he said "I'll be waiting for you," he was waiting merr there were three guys with straight razors (raises his hand) not a joke! There's a guy named Bill Wrightmous (sp?) the only white guy and he did ALLLLL the pools, he was the mechanic.

And I said "what am I gonna do" he said "come down here in the basement where mechanics where where all the pool fuh fuh filter is. You know the chain, used to be a chain that went across that deep end. And he cut off a six foot length of chain he folded it up he says you walk out, with that chain, and you walk to the car and you say you may cut me man but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head. I said you're kiddin' me. No he said if you don't, don't come back and he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And they had str- in those used to remember they had a straight razor you'd bang 'em on the curb, get 'em rusty, put 'em in the rain barrel, get 'em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said first of all I said, when I tell you to get off the board you get off the board and I'll kick you out again but I shouldn't have called you, Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. But I didn't know that apology was gonna work. He said "You apologize to me?" I said I apologize for what I- not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said. And he said, OK, closed the straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

twitter.com/yashar/status/1173257303476396032

>sounds like he's got marbles in his mouth
i know a very similar sound so i got a topkek from this

IT'S HIS TURN

This Corn Dog fellow, are you telling me you threatened to chain him? Did you also force him to pick cotton. Joe, you are a bad dude and you should feel bad.

Attached: Chainsonanegro.jpg (920x613, 46K)

His campaign staff would fix him if they wanted him to stop acting liking a senile boomer.

He's not, it is a lie being sold by our corporate masters. They are framing the "possible." You can have shit or shineola, choose. . . The pedophile blackmail ring wins every time. . .

Attached: donroy.jpg (681x383, 59K)

Attached: 3DEDA4BA-FEEE-415C-A84E-1A62D47020DE.gif (480x360, 508K)

I figured they would bring out Gavin Newsom.
Even though he's an absolute greasy snake, he's basically our equivalent to Justin Trudeau so leftist cucks like him and shitskins sense weakness and gibs from him.
Like I was basically certain he would be the guy. Not sure wtf happened.

Because most Democrats are a lot more moderate than Twitter/Reddit progressives and SJWs. The Internet does not give an accurate representation of national politics.

>This corn dog fellow

Im dead, box me up out of this gay fucking earth

They played it on fox news

Besides the obvious issue of the DNC rigging the primaries, the following:

1. Biden's running on nostalgia and the idea that the entire Trump administration is an unpleasant detour and that if he gets elected, he'll "return everything to normal" by way of pretending 2017-2020 never happened and pick up where things were left off on 11-8-2016.

2. There are those in the DNC who regret not letting Joe primary Hillary like he wanted to. So he's getting fast track to run in 2020 as a mea culpa (see McCain's failed run in 2008, which was payback for McCain forgiving Bush II for blood libeling him in 2000).

3. There are those in the DNC who realize they HAVE to run a white man against Trump to have a chance in hell of beating him. And Bernie's too much of a commie and Beto can't do it because he rejected his Irish heritage to pretend to be a spic. That leaves Biden.

Biden's going to flop so hard that he'll make Hillary seem like she did a good job.

Trump is going to win another term and then he'll refuse to leave office in 2020. I hope you fuckers are ready for the death of the republic, because it's coming.

we need to get the word out even more

Attached: 1547615061110.jpg (607x608, 48K)

>How the fuck is this guy leading the democaric race?
Basically this.

Also, who cares?
Did Trump not prove to you that the presidency is a joke position at this point? Shits irrelevant.
If you're still wrapped up in US mainstream politics, you're a fucking mong.

Attached: jesus fucking christ.png (1392x1061, 1.4M)

Everything you just said is true.

But Trump is worse.

Attached: Dumbass burning down.jpg (1200x800, 108K)

Based

The same people that presented polls showing a dominant Hillary over Trump are telling you this cocksucker is ahead. I thought we went over this shit three years ago?

"Sorry Corn Pop, pool's closed due to AfroSheen."

>In those days remember the straight razors you'd bang 'em on the curb get 'em rusty, put 'em in a rain barrel get 'em rusty

Have you seen his competition?

I think at this point they just say he is. Like Sweden, I think they just stopped counting things and it's entirely a synthetic narrative now. They have no reason not to do that.

Attached: eZe7IOv.jpg (960x720, 59K)

>how is this guy leading

He's not. Tulsi was leading after she humiliated Kamala at the first debate, but then she went on Rogan and said that we actually can pay for universal medicare if we disband the alphabet agencies and end our regime change wars and shutter most of our 150 international bases. The DNC literally kicked her out of the race the following day.