What if Mexico was the one who orchestrated the Saudi Drone Attack? We benefit from the oil price rising

What if Mexico was the one who orchestrated the Saudi Drone Attack? We benefit from the oil price rising.

It is the perfect plan since no one would ever dare to question good ol Mexico. We mexican nice and friendly, we would never dare to do such a thing.

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And besides, even if we get caught, we basically look like iranians

Fuck, we can get away with anything these days, and you fat fuckers would not even dare to blame us

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Qué clase de mexicano pendejo le echaría la culpa a su país de un evento con consecuencias globales y, peor aún, que pudiera llevar a una Guerra contra su propio país? Ah, ya sé, un pinche panista de mierda.

God I wish it were me.

in order to plan something you need intelligence first.

No we're not going to invade you so you can live off our government like the majority of your citizens already do.

See what I mean
You guys would ever blame us!
And yet, we just benefit from the oil price

it was us

your post makes no sense and you only made it because you wanted to post that pic

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stupid phonetranny

>No quiere que México entre en guerra
MARICA

fuck off faggot

Wait a minute.
Who is this brapper?
Those milkers. That nose.
Makes me wonder.

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Please call this poster a Marica

Marica

Marica

it was planned in the UAE just like literally every attack that happens in the middle east.

A MERICA FUCK YEAH!

Nah, this was an actual attack orchestrated by Mexico

You guys are in denial because you are a bunch of pussies who would never dare to go to war with us the Mexicans

Enjoy your gas prices, cuck

You have some funny sounding words, you Mexicans.

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Call him a "marica"

>we benefit

Not nearly as much as others. By that logic it could have been Russia or Norway lol

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MARICA y retrasado

What if it was the Ethiopians?
Nobody ever would think Ethiopians would do it?

you drank a lot today, didn't you cabron?

It was a drone attack, Paco. If we're looking for the burrito bandit we'll call you.

Cabrón ni siquiera los militares tienen un buen entrenamiento militar.

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Uy si uy si el amlito

Her sweet and very feminine voice makes my penis rock hard

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mexico wants to feel relevent in the world like usual.

no - I don't think it's money. it's power / politlical type stuff to spin the media / information in israels favor like usual it seems at least.

gain power in the u.s. government to infiltrate the u.s. government more and more each year. invade / infiltrate / take down the u.s. government for israels benefit and the international israeli jewish bankers like usual.

Does Mexico even do CIA-level shit abroad? Within their own country makes sense, but not abroad.

usually when there's an attack, it's saudi arabia who orchestrated it

I keep seeing this cap and nobody ever posts the goddamn source

Where did cartels learn their torture techniques? Is it part of Aztec culture? Or is it spanish thing?

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