AUS/POL/ - SOUTH AUSTRALIA EDITION

G'day lads

>Bomb squad called after man injured in explosion at Woodcroft house
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/bomb-squad-called-in-after-explosion-at-adelaide-house/11519460

>Online ads in Adelaide offering housing in exchange for sex 'exploitative' but 'not illegal'
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/ads-offering-accommodation-for-sex/11519582

>SA rural property linked to Hells Angels searched for evidence over murders
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/infamous-rural-property-searched-over-bikie-murders/11520082

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Other urls found in this thread:

sbs.com.au/news/senator-offers-touching-tribute-to-wife-and-renowned-climate-scientist-penny-whetton
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/ceo-bonuses-soar-as-qantas-boss-alan-joyce-tops-list/11518356
news.com.au/national/victoria/news/fire-sparks-mass-explosion-of-semen-at-cattle-breeding-centre/news-story/a8db0d2f7bdaf29ca3c10c9bb0dc971b
thebrag.com/breaking-shooting-reported-at-southern-cross-university-in-lismore/
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/solomon-islands-cuts-taiwan-ties-after-china-dollar-diplomacy/11510898
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/security-agencies-feared-electoral-commissions-hacked/11517820?section=politics
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/asio-warns-terror-citizenship-laws-thwarting-national-security/11518044?section=politics
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/china-unveils-supersonic-drone-during-national-day-rehearsals/11519464
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/ads-offering-accommodation-for-sex/11519582
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7471843/More-20-000-mining-jobs-set-spring-Australia-five-years.html?ico=pushly-notifcation-small
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Fuck niggers

So tell me lads. Did the cunt an hero via Le 45%?
sbs.com.au/news/senator-offers-touching-tribute-to-wife-and-renowned-climate-scientist-penny-whetton

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Checkout my sweet ride lads

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Nice and clean.

What's for dinner lads?

Chicken wraps

Pasta cookup

Time to stop flying Qantas and giving this fucken pooftah leprachaun the drum.
abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/ceo-bonuses-soar-as-qantas-boss-alan-joyce-tops-list/11518356

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news.com.au/national/victoria/news/fire-sparks-mass-explosion-of-semen-at-cattle-breeding-centre/news-story/a8db0d2f7bdaf29ca3c10c9bb0dc971b
Breaking news lads
Hundreds of cylinders of bull semen has blown up in Victoria

Looks like Glady's is losing power in NSW.

inb4 i wanna plant my face in her tiddies

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That's the biggest gathering of (((white))) people I've seen in this country for years.

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Eww what the fuck have you done? This is the most autistic thing I've seen this week. One tonner with a Ute tub cut. This is pure unleaded Aspergers

School shooting in Lismore lads is this gonna be the end of us shit posting here if its some kind of white nationalist

thebrag.com/breaking-shooting-reported-at-southern-cross-university-in-lismore/

Whats the bet it was a vegan activist?

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Daily reminder

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I'm going jump off the gateway bridge at 8pm tonight. If you want front row seats, be sure to be there.

Can't you just live stream it like a normal person?

I'm low IQ. Streaming requires investment in a new phone and getting a data service. Fuck that.

agreed, other user could be making advertising revenue on his youtube channel by anhero.

Bruh, don't be a slack cunt, go and invest in the equipment ffs

At least do something right in your life for once.

Prepare for war.
They've already taken one of ours

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I see Plebersek got ejected from Questiontime today

Why for the love of GOD would you put shitty wog mags on a classic Australian ute?

I hope you get raped by vicious lizards.

Scomo beat ya to it

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>tfw have to work for Mr Sheklestien again at woolworths beginning at 7pm and ending at 12am for 3 days in a row starting today
Someone kill me

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go take a loan out u aint gonna pay it back anyway lmao

jeez. They tongue kiss?

You lads swallowed the gympill yet?

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>www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/bomb-squad-called-in-after-explosion-at-adelaide-house/11519460
Join me tonight. Jump off the bridge with me. Make a statement against wageslaving

Already maxxed out my credit card. Spent $5000 on nice food, hookers, booze, nice hotels and weed.

NEET GANG RISE UP

who here comfy on a rainy tuesday?

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her vagina appears to be on fire

Its sunny and warm out

I don't know wtf that is mate

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it's raining in brisbane atm. thunder too
i'm scared

pissing down rain on nsw coast.

That's NOT a ute lads.
That's low grade bait.
Lurk moar.

they appear to be locking tongues in a moment of ecstasy

Tofu burgers with kale mayonnaise

g'day cunts, join our shitposting server

WXubuC

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cheers m8

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>hurr all chrome wheels are for wogs xDDD
dude just put black wheels or simmons on it like 99.9% of car enthusiasts amirite??? :DDD

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Thanks, doc

calm down neggar. Mein intention ist truest

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no honeypot m8, just don't go around saying you want to kill sandniggers and ASIO won't monitor you, same with here really

ASIO, please...

>calm down neggar. Mein intention ist truest
The AFP would say that too.
As would doxing lefties.

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your choice cunt, if you want to miss out on good shitposting don't join, if you are really that worried about asioniggers backtracing you then use a VPN and don't make elaborate plans about blowing stuff up or some shit, same with anywhere really

>referring to outside as "out"

oh ho ho ho we have a burger in disguise here, boys

First for dining on plebersecks asshole

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>no honeypot m8
Well why didn't you say so? Sign me up, my fellow Bruce!

nah i swallowed the neetpill

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kys

or better yet, do it on a live stream with this cunt --

Do they even montior the leftoids? I can imagine some of the most extreme but not the same limit as us
>2k19
>not in a feudal system
fug

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reminder to be ready to protest if scomo tries to drag us into some conflict with Iran

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I did that except it was 10k in Ukraine because I was bored. Spent 2 days in a comfy hotel fucking an escort. Then repeated in St Petersburg for 2 more days before taking a small loan to fly home first class.

All because I went on one of those Euro tours with mates & it was fucking lame so I pulled out and said I was getting an early flight home but just went nuts on the spending. Paid it off with 10 weeks or so worth of pay too.

Well hopefully someone else streams it instead. Scream "I WANNA SHAG PENNY WONG" on the way down so we know it's you.

its ok, just about that you've been spending too much time on the interwebs, "bruce". you're the shitposter that referred to takeaway as "takeout" the other night werent ya?

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WXubuC

Join our shitposting server TODAY

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reminder to dine on Stacia's tiddies

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NOOOO YOU MUST DIE FOR ISRAEL GOYIM

I don't think so cunt

fucking kys you faggot

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gotcha

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alright poofta, don't join you probably are too soft for bants anyway

WXubuC

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>you're the shitposter that referred to takeaway as "takeout" the other night werent ya?
whats wrong with that? I go to Maccers every fall in my Ford Commodore and enjoy some takeout.

>missing the Joker movie
mad lad

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Penny Wong gets first dibbs

oh
for what?

>n-not asio
>i promise
well i'm convinced.

now THIS is a movie worth watching, the Joker is literally me.

BOTTOM TEXT

reminder to be ready to protest if scomo tries to defend chinks with ties to the CCP being in our parliament.
Too late he's already done it.

WXubuC

Join for fuckin sick shitposting and bants

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Actually yeah this is a good point. If you're wanting to kill yourself you're probably going to enjoy the Joker movie. Might as well leave it for a bit.

abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/solomon-islands-cuts-taiwan-ties-after-china-dollar-diplomacy/11510898
>dollar diplomacy
Are they talking about the 250 million scomo pledged them?

Reminder not to join any discord anymore
How do we fix the gubmint? Do we have a federal investigation into all major and minor parties and [spoiler]execute them[/spoiler] of they have any ties to China

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Looks like every fag has gone to the discord.
Time for more news.
>>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/security-agencies-feared-electoral-commissions-hacked/11517820?section=politics
>>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-16/asio-warns-terror-citizenship-laws-thwarting-national-security/11518044?section=politics
>>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/china-unveils-supersonic-drone-during-national-day-rehearsals/11519464

>How do we fix the gubmint?

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You can see she's checking out Pleb's legs in that shot, leaning over her. Wong probably wants to dine on Plebs anus before us.

>Scomo
more like Schlomo

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being an annoying cunt and using her standard appeal-to-emotion by moving a point of order that got called out as missing the point ... then she made a rukess and got booted.

> Anthony Albanese
more like AnAl

>>>Online ads in Adelaide offering housing in exchange for sex 'exploitative' but 'not illegal'
>abc.net.au/news/2019-09-17/ads-offering-accommodation-for-sex/11519582
So basically marriage without the husband/wife, children, food, cleaning etc.
Guess they asked for it.

Sad that this is the only way it'll go until morals are restored and sex is allowed only between a male and female who are married.

Anthony Albanese says a lot about our society

It's nothing

are aussies registered as organ doners automatically?
I can't seem to find anything saying we are or arent

I don't like the antisemitism that is going on in this post lads.

AFP leave stop putting words in my mouth

aren`t...you have to tick a box to be one.

false flag to cuck us even more I ASSume

>calling someone AFP for no reason.
have you heard of the boy that cried wolf?
stop being silly pls.

The new mining boom: More than 20,000 six-figure jobs are set to spring up in Australia in the next five years
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7471843/More-20-000-mining-jobs-set-spring-Australia-five-years.html?ico=pushly-notifcation-small

More than 20,000 mining jobs will be available over the next five years as $40billion worth of infrastructure projects in Australia's are given the go ahead. A new report released on Tuesday by the Australian Resources and Energy Group [AMMA] announced thousands of jobs as electricians, electricians and geologists. The 'boom' of mining jobs could see tens and thousands of Australians raking in big bucks, with some occupations paying six-figure salaries. 'Australia's mining industry is facing new workforce demand at levels not seen since the previous investment and construction boom,' AMMA Chief Executive, Steve Knott AM, said.

>1000 Jobs a day!

Where tha fuck have you been cunt?
That shit was funny 6 months ago

>Michael
>not Gerald

This has always irritated me.

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They usually put the lifeline number at the bottom if it was a suicide.