Reminder: if you're male and white but can't repair your own vehicle. You're not male or white

Reminder: if you're male and white but can't repair your own vehicle. You're not male or white.

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ask me how i know your a pussy boy female worshiping slave?

Everyone cant know everything.

> If you cant build your own nuclear reactor you’re not white or male

Ok retard

I can repair my bicycle

Yeah good luck repairing modern cars by yourself. Modern cars are a fucking joke.

fuck off boomer retard

yeah i hate this mentality, specializitation is a good thing. i have no aptitude for mechanics

Nowerdays cars are designed to not be repaired by a normal person
VW tool kit requires 250,000$ worth of special Tools, that olny work for VW

Well we would if you boomers didn't design them to be only servicable with specialized tools and to break down after about 5k miles past the warranty

>if you even drive a vehicle you didnt build yourself from materials you produced yourself you are not even human

I can change my oil filter, breaks, wheels, radio, lights and aircondition. But anything more than that and I’m calling a professional.

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>Moldovanka
>owning a vehicle made within the last three decades
How's that bike working out for you?

so what happened before vehicles?

many of you guys would be soft compared to them alone.

don't even know how to hunt / fish / gather and/or etc on your own at least. - not everyone obviously alone.

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he didn't know how to repair a vehicle. what's the point here then?

I can repair my bike an escooter just fine.

I pay a guy to do this; what's wrong with that? Repairing my vehicles is something I have no interest in. I also don't want to lose money. I would lose money by doing any of this myself.

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Hats off to the guys who take out their own engines etc mechanics really are geniuses . I suppose it just takes practice but still what they do blows my mind

I know how to do all of it but my time is much more valuable than the cost to support a local business and have it repaired professionally

Lol car in pic is ancient. Modern cars are not fixable by regular folks anymore. OP would know that if they werent from a 3rd world shithole.

Based

when does he go out and fix the car in the wild?

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back in the pit grease monkey

time to build the car. no time for battle.

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Only here for the sideboob, get a warranty faggots.

Hans and his over engineering.

I have a lada kallina, which doesnt even need repair because each time it stops working you just hit the car with a big hammer until it starts working again or explodes

upgraded those horses on those horses to have more horse power.

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>your own vehicle
Bougoise fat cat rich fuck.

These kids don't own cars. Their parents handle all that grown up stuff. Probably a total of 7 property owners here as well. This is a playground for larps.

Warranties are for suckers.

But I don't have a car...

You are retarded

>Bougoise fat cat rich fuck.
Middle class aren't exactly fat cats or rich

>your own vehicle

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>implying I can afford a vehicle on my own

I have one of those smart cars. A 1.3L VVTi. It'll never have any problems. But yes I have done my own repairs fixed the BMW used youtube to see how to do it easy.

Good answer

Back in the day every romanian knew how to repair his car.
Does that make us all white males? lmao
Old cars are very simple and even a retard could fix them without knowing how they work.Modern cars? well good luck with that

Is i reply to data mining thread?

secondary reminder: If you're a man but cares about your car as if it were anything more than a tool, you're trash.

I've been on a youtube binge of stuff like this fairly recently. I've always liked cars and I can do basic maintenance but I really want some sort of project for myself in the next couple of years. I love the idea of taking a car from the 80's/90's that needs a lot of work and fully restoring it, maybe even putting a more modern engine in it along with a new powertrain/gearbox etc.

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there's no such thing as vehicles in nature, dumb retard, obviously OP is mentally ill

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>implying you can repair your own vehicles these days, when everything is software and cars have to be serviced in specialized shops because of that

HAHAHAHA
You need a really old car to be able to fix it yourself.

Reminder: if you're male and white but can't weld. You're not male or white.

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Peach fuzz and pimples

How many fucking decades old is your BMW? German car companies are notorious for making even simple repairs a hellosh nightmare.

I had to remove the fucking engine to change a headlight in my Jetta.
No, I am not joking. Got rid of that car shortly after and will never buy German again. Toyota are /myguys/ now

So im physically strong woman who wants to fuck that white guy.... ok!

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I just wanna lick some sweaty sideboob please

Wasn't the VW supposed to be "Folks Wagon?"

Something everyone could afford in Germany?

did*

Does that come with a device that can alter the emmisions at certain revs Hans ?

>Meme flag calling another meme flag trash
How about fuck you both

semites - arabs / jews

eyes dark as night - soulless

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saudis / israelis

Cars aren't meant to be owned nowadays, just leased.

No shit faggot... but that dumb bitch isn't doing anything.

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Reminder: if you're male and white but can't hunt. You're not male or white.

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E36 bimmers are a good place to start but all 80/ 90s cars are going through the roof price wise

kek.

noses at 3:00 alone.

I really think it's data mining thread. Other memeflag shills activised too.

>bitch what are you doing, you're going to fuck up my brake

Are you from Bradford ? You see something simialar to this every third car, its goes scooby imprezza followed by some model of evo followed by a beamer, its uncanny sometimes

Lol, 3/8 extension handle clusterfuck.

I prefer skateboarding.

captured egor type (nephilim said it) / Nephilim - capture nephilim type - fallen angel - heavens are fallen over 3,000,000 strong alone at that point or this one here on the real Earth / Earth that is for now alone at least that is now. they might be on the wrong side to as well.

You are British. Yeah, from one of the shitholes.

>if you're male and white but can't repair your own vehicle.
I didn’t learn to code

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big guy that is on the wrong side. tortured test subject that is for the soulless ones - semites - arabs / jews that is - devil plays all sides on you alone that is.

I beg your pardon. Have a close look at the cool socket extension handle tool she made.

Earth has bigger problems to attend to right now then this thread alone that is.

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>hes too poor to lease a 2019 luxury car

If you can't make a good cup of coffee you're neither white nor male.

Germany pay your're denbts

Also shoes
Also not much grease on this 'grease monkey'

What is opportunity cost? Why should I spend two and a half hours doing a substandard repair when my time is worth $45.67 and I can pay a specialist to do it in 45 mins? If you can’t understand trade specialization and the fact that we live in a society, you’re not white.

> wasting the opportunity to say to her "while youre down there " and shoving your cock down her throat, come on man fgs

They really are, they're just old enough now to be considered classics. I think the best BMW to buy now is the E46 M3, or even a 330CI if it's in really good condition. They're going right up in price but you can still get them for low enough where it's reasonable. If you bought an M3 now and kept it in a garage for 5 years you'd make a decent profit from it when you came to sell it.

I'm from Manchester. Bradford is full of pakis and pakis do like expensive premium brand cars, it's the same in the paki areas here. They either drive an absolute shitbox like a 20 year old Toyota Corolla or a brand new Mercedes/BMW/Audi, you don't see pakis driving a middle of the road kind of car.

Reminder that if you are male and white but can't do X thing that a mutt uses to justify his existence you are neither male nor white lmao

clean hands/shirt/shoes/work space.
fake.
if she was working on that engine, she'd be dirty.

Year 2000. It's a nice car the plastics are all still looking good and I feed the leather. It is kept in a garage when not in use all the clear coat on all the panels.

Not a single oil spill on this chick while repairing an engine.

Miss me with this shit you faggot

>we live in a society
You're goddamn right

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I stick with older cars. Some things I can fix myself, others I don't want to try or I have no experience. The thing with older cars is that the available amount of mechanics to fix the thing goes through the roof. Anything that's built in the last 10 or 15 years is basically an iPhone with wheels. Fuck that.

Base knowledge of electronics = modern cars are fixable

I agree. But I grew up with cars, trucks and motorcycles, so I guess many people didn't have that opportunity to learn.
I joined an aviation club last year and I'm now learning how to design and build ultralight airplanes.

Yeah wtf, also articulated connector for what?

a standard 325i e36 is the far more reliable car than the m3, and obviously it's dirt cheap. only thing you are missing is power.

I'd like to see you try anglo

there is literally nothing more complicated on newer cars. the obd2 code makes it easier actually. cars had all the fuel injection shit since the late 80s, it's nothing new.

Fixing an engine is no trivial task, moshe.

I meant in terms of an investment since the person I replied to was talking about price. I want an E46 330CI myself, the extra power of the M3 isn't worth the price difference to me.

based

it's a fucking hand-me-down caddy with gayshit engineering I can't figure out, it's like it doesn't even want to be fixed. too into computers to afford a project car I only ever had friends with project cars. like idk it's a gay ass caddy and I don't want to touch it, it's computer would probably call a rape crisis hotline or something.

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Rare flag

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she is dirty, just not the kind you want

RARE

E46 m3 over all other e chassis

It's getting more difficult to make money speculating about cars now days but you can deffinatley get something like you said and it'll never loose value and hopefully it will make enough to cover the running / maintenance

But the big value increases in retro cars have already gone though