This is real. Trump has broken their minds

Post your pancake faces!

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>Stolen Pancakes....
IMPPEEEEACH!!

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msm jew in need of click bait restricted from criticizing Trump in earnest for tribal reasons. Many such cases.

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You /ptg/ tards really have nothing else to rally around in the defense of him. Accept it.

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nooooo
not the strategic pancake reserve!

That's it. I've had enough. I could handle everything before but he went too far this time.

Somebody sounds jealous of our new border wall.

That's it, I'm done with Dongald "Drumpfster Fire" Drumpf, and I will be casting my vote for a PRINCIPLED CONSERVATIVE come November 8th, for I am #CRUZMISSILE now

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This...this can't be real.

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Trump's illegal cereal empire. Search campaign corn pop.

pancakes...typical...

TWO PANCAKES

This shit is like Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes

So how long before Dennys or Ihop do some kind of "stolen pancakes" deal or a commercial where a little white goblin steals customers pancakes or some other equally stupid shit that the lefty sheep will eat up?

TWO PANCAKES
TWO SODY POPS
TWO REFILLS

TWO TERMS

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For me it's biden

I bet it was when no one was looking and that's terrible.

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Two Scoops
Two Pancakes
TWO TERMS!

pancakes just flew over my house

Break them further by associating their cartoons with it
>youtube.com/watch?v=cUYSGojUuAU

>it’s real
Holy fuck
Is newsweek just a collection of schizo articles published by Kurt eichenwald’s various tranny alter egos?
newsweek.com/donald-trump-stole-pancakes-forgot-relative-was-dead-while-visiting-family-cousin-claims-1459388

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Zognald is a faggot

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He put them in the pocket of his $5000 suit, toppled with maple syrup but neatly covered with toilet paper, since couldnt find napkins
I can see that, would be too expensive to buy at McDonalds

fuck'nAYY
it's real

"too early for flapjacks?"

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This is the final straw. Surely Trump is finished now?!

BLUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!

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Biden is a kike puppet, I'm voting for kamilla

trump was last seen walking away after saying "i have pancakes, and you don't"

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DONALD TRUMP STOLE PANCAKES

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I think it's highly unlikely that Donald Trump stole pancakes and put them in his fucking pockets. I find the 2nd part fairly believable.

He stole pancakes and put them in his fucking pocket? Who in the fuck could possibly believe this shit?
Hard to be surprised anymore but that's one of the silliest yet.

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Which one of maniacs is behind this story?

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Put pancakes in his pocket? Right when it seemed like Newsweek hit rock bottom they proge me wrong and manage to drop further.

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Fucking kek, based pancake poster.

You cannot be jealous of something that doesn't exist.

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HAND OVER THE PANCAKES AND THE SCOOPS MR. PRESIDENT!

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Always say cheerio, anons

what type of mongrel eats pancakes instead of french toast....

>pancake thief
I'm dying...

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Last we heard he utterly used a pancake to cover his lost hair piece.

two weeks ago when talking with my grandma, my sister forgot a relative was dead

IMPEACH

WTF! #IMWITHHER NOW

lmao
I can't imagine anything more chad

>Pancakes in pocket.
This has to be some psych-ops experiment to assess NPC gullibility levels.

tell the jews to stop committing genocide on the whites

yep that's it he's lost my vote

Trial expected at the International House of Pancakes

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>tips pancake in your direction

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This was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I just can't do this anymore. I don't know who I'm voting for in 2020 and I might not even vote at all, but I just cannot in good conscious vote for Trump. Stealing pancakes is the act of a child, and not of a world leader!

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A PANCAKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

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That's because the woman in that segment does a bullshit comedy bit and is not an actual reporter lol

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>their minds
He's clearly senile as fuck compared to 2016. Ignoring it doesn't change reality. That obsession over the Alabama nonsense was because Trump doesn't want his supporters knowing his mind is slipping

Insinuating that anyone at cnn is an actual reporter.

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based pocket pancakes

he needs 3 terms, we need legislation to restrict congress to 1 term and extend the president to 3, the look on their faces would be so funny, imagine Trump giving the ol "you're fired" to the entire congress

>haha let's totally relive 2016
kys

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>Trump doesn't want his supporters knowing his mind is slipping
yeah like he didn't start with toilet paper on the shoe

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streamable.com/o28y1

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One time when no one was looking Donald Trump stole 40 pancakes! That's four times ten. And that's terrible.

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>forgot some distant relative he spoke to once was dead
>put 2 pancakes in his pocket
>next week trump hung new roll of toilet paper backwards
>trump farted more code in a meeting with russia

>yfw haven't even reached peak clown world yet

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INPEACH NOW

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Libs are checking whats left from voters brain
Next will be poll how many believed the story

Is everyone missing the point with The Hunt and why it got cancelled?

It's a satire film where "deplorables" get hunted by the rich elite because it's making fun of the "paranoia" of right wingers for thinking such a thing could really happen.

The reason it got cancelled isn't because they were worried about insulting right wingers, it's because they were afraid right wingers would watch it and take it seriously.

Why change the loafer ad?

Fucking kek

Maybe it was just too realistic
They were afraid we take it as documentary

Unfucking real. I'm literally crying with laughter.

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Ban Pocket Pancakes

Walking around munching on your pocket pancakes. This man, this fucking man!

Melania said Trump does this at home too. "Before he leaves in the morning he takes a few Cheerios out of the cereal bowl and puts them in his suit-coat pocket. He then goes right out the door without even saying 'pancake'"

What the fuck is his problem?

Video footage of the altercation
youtube.com/watch?v=eueFItCd2ng

That's it! I'm with Bernie now!

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All immigration is shit. Sikhs don't belong on the North American continent. It's unnatural.

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Fuck Druuumph, I'm voting for someone who's gay now.

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>hahaha you are crazy if you think the left wing is full of child raping cannibals, the rich and powerful would never hunt people for sport

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_hunting#Historical_examples

you understand that the reason this is a thing in movies and books is because it literally has happened before, right? The larger the gap between rich and power, the more widespread abuses occur.

FUUUUCK HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

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the new york clowns
reporting clown news

I once forgot my grandmother was dead

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did u eat her pancakes?

>Leaving the funeral
>"Pip Pip Cheerio Luv!"

I know that it actually happens. I'm just saying the actual reason they pulled the film, which is they were afraid that right wingers were going to take the "satire" seriously

>These are the people calling you gay for not supporting Trump
Are you a memesmith?

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she's basically mad he doesn't give her any gibs
also who puts pancakes in their pockets?
fake and gay