Switzerland, Germany, and Austria

How well do the German-speaking nations get along with each other?

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There is no such thing as other nations than austria, there is only austria and rightful austrian clay on this planet.

Come home subhuman non-austrians.

>He wants to own the Balkans again
We know how this ended last time...

Not very well

Why not?

Difference in humour mostly

Austria is a miniature version of us.

Not that great. I even hate my own countrymen

this but for israel

Stereotypes are:
Swiss are dull
Germans are dumb
Austrians are arrogant
And we can't understand each others very well because we don't really care that much

kek

Swiss get along very well with Austrians. Less with Germans. Cause they are so Prussian and don't have any humour

Oh, also out of the three the only one who wants to actually be German is Austria.
Switzerland wants to be left alone by us idiots and doesn't want to be compared to us.
And Germans are afraid of getting too German again so they'd rather be American

Quick reminder that Austrians ARE Germans

Grossdeutsche Lösung?

Switzerland has a pretty seperate national identity from Germans with lots of history behind it.
Austrians on the other hand were considered as German as any other German up until 1945. They basically forged a seperate identity in the 20th century.
Then again, if Kleinstaaterei floats their boat...

Yes and you're welcome to join the party

What was your K/D?

germans usually like austria and switzerland. But both of them hate us for some reason. Probably because of all the ski tourists overcrowding the tracks.
Also fuck the dutch, they are by far the worst drivers on our Autobahn.

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based and redpilled

NEUTRAL

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>T.3,8%German Amerimutt

inb4 "whiter than you mohammed"

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C R I N G E
There is nothing that makes me cringe more than Americans LARPing as something else. You're no better than the Mexican-"Americans" you damn hyphen.

Do Swiss people dislike how globohomo/EU-centric the other 2 countries are? Germany and Austria are part of essentially every European alliance tool (EU, Euro, etc) while Switzerland often opts out

so Hitler was German, cool.

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America is your nation but your race is still European stock

Yes. But politicians here are globohome too. The only reason we are not in the EU and not faggot obsessed yet is that we have our direct democracy. People can gather signs for a referendum and fuck the politicians if they start making stupid laws or try join the EU.
And also we have a based patriotic party: SVP

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Of course he was

No my friend

I'm not denying my European heritage I just think it's absolute cringe Americans have this "connection" to an ancestral homeland they have never been to, no knowledge of, have zero understanding of the language, history, etc. Had we established an idea of a Grandmotherland perhaps we could have avoided this but good God learning immigrant history in the US can be infuriating.

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Fuck off you Anglo cunt, invading every german american thread.

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Back when the IOTBW posters were being put up on campuses, I remember a Swissanon.

es ist in Ordnung Eidgenosse zu sein

they are literally the same thing, when they qarrell with each others it's just skirmishes.
t. italian in bolzano.

Dreibund when?

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What the fuck is your problem? Isn't the US creating its own identity like France what you want you faggot?

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Austria and Bavaria should just join Switzerland
Lombardia should join Switzerland too

>hyphen.
But, but, claiming to be Anglo is alright.

Fuck off, you fucking hypcrite Anglo cunt.

I would rather join together with hungary again

Where did I claim to be hyphenated Anglo?

Austria is just a worse version of Germany.

One more thing people tend to forget about is that between 1776 and the civil war, you had very little immigration. So most of the early Americans were white Englishmen.

>Germany/Austria
always good
>Germany/Switzerland
increasingly bad (never was good)

It actually is more alike this:
germans are unfunny (only northeners)
austrians are narcissistic
swiss people are arrogant

Would like to see the Doppelmonarchie again.
It was not that bad

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Hungary belongs to Australia

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That's not entirely factual, we got a ton of Irish and Germans, especially during the Potato Famine.

How is it bad to have an ancestral connection?
Europeans are your brothers and sisters.
Most Americans have our blood and you will forever be connected with us. Almost every aspect of "American culture" stems from your European brothers. Americans, New Zealanders Australians and white south Africans are the only people I'd led into Europe sinply because we share an ancestral connection of some sort.

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Yes, the Alpenreich should be a thing I agree

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Again, I'm not denying my European heritage, I love Europe but the connection should be like how a child views his grandparents. The United States should form its own identity that's not superficial and is deeply rooted in Americanism like how the French formed their own identity or the Italians. We need something uniquely American but with European elements.

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Not to forget that different regions of Germany hate each other aswell. The south hates the north, the east hates the west, neighbouring cities hate each other. And everyone hates Bavaria, Berlin and Offenbach of course.

Extremely well.

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What flag is on the left of Bavaria?

I want to know too

I unironically agree. Based alpine bros should unite.

Berlin is turning into a shithole and Westgermany is bluepilled and faggotish. Bavaria is paying for all the other looser Länder. They really should join the Alpenreich for their own good

You already have that. You are already mixed. Noone here even understands your point, you're just invading every other german american thread.

We'd be unconquerable and control Europe's water supply. Northern Italy might have to join too though, giving us sea access.

Based Alpenreich when?

Lets just say it depends.
Culturally the south of Germany has much more in common with Austria, than with the rest. Austrians say they are completely different but that was just to survive after WW2 and to be declared as the first "victim" of Hitler. Switzerland, the westernmost part of Austria and some parts of southwestgermany are pretty similar. But to boil it really down:
The big cities are degenerate and small towns and villages are the last sane bastions of the german speaking world.
I visited Berlin a few weeks ago. They built themselfes a fine city with the money from bavaria, are degenerate supreme, dont have a balanced budget and have the audacity to call us uncivilized

implying austirans and swiss speak german...

Of course Berlin is a shithole. Nobody will deny that. Hassia is also paying though. We also have Kikefurt here.

What is not to understand?

They shouold make the city states part of actual states (besided Berlin, don't wish anyone to have that shit in their state). That would solve their problem of general underfunding.

the swiss and bavarians are arrogant, austrians are bro-tier (at least tyroleans)

Nice idea. Something like that (pic). May be Savoy wanna join too

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It's the flag of Southern Tirol, which we urgently need to be part of the Reich, because they have a shit-ton of fruit farms, we need those vitamins and all the delicious fruit liquors that can be distilled.

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Voralberg seems very similar to Switzerland. I go their skiing sometimes. They wanted to join Switzerland after WW1 if I remember correctly

How do you study German? I am doing it right now and how to f*** I am supposed to remember deklination for every word?

No, that would mean the countryside would get cucked by the big cities like in california. Just dont give them any money anymore.
Delete Soli and Länderfinanzausgleich
If they really want money. The states, which give them money should be able to have some or all the say in their budget.
That would cut 90% of the degenerate bs

Checked. Nice pic btw. I like Markwalder on bottom right

>Pietro Lombardi

I see this guy's name on the news often, yet I don't know who he is.

Yes, but Switzerland didn't allow it because it would have tipped the religious balance of the country I believe

No Bavaria?
Not even Oberbayern?

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>How do you study German?

Don't waste your time. Improve your English and move to an English speaking country instead. German as a second language is kind of a dead end. The language is dying. And if you work in IT, you absolutely don't need anything else other than English.

>Implying these hipster fucks would ever leave their precious cities
They weed themselves out.
You better let me visit my house near the Lake of Como unhindered.

switzerland is a german country, fuck off.

Austria is cool.

With Switzerland i have no connection at all. I dont understand what they speak.

What about Lichtenstein?

>how to f*** I am supposed to remember deklination for every word?
pure autism, maybe now you get just how autistic Germanic people really are, also is right don't bother and just learn English

Seconded.

Tax Haven. Not much more.

My bad. Here a new one. I don't know if we shlould take the north of Bayern

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Well it is tiny.

Can you add Hassia aswell? We have banks, you Swiss like banks right?

As others havge said, don't bother. on top of that, if you're in the process of learning, most native german speakers just won't talk german with you if also speak english; gemrn speakers rather speak english with you than suffer through your accent and your stupid ass questions because you didn't get the dialect word that were just used.

Badly. Germans act like complete cunts when they come to Switzerland because they view us as hillibillies. Austrians and Swiss don't really interact much.