INDIA SCIENCE: COW POO CURES CANCER

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>Why do you have gobar on your phone?

It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me.

>Do you keep applying fresh cow dung, like people change phone covers?

Cow is our mother. Its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. If cow dung can treat cancer, why can’t it save us from a phone’s microwaves? Haven’t you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow’s urine (they found traces of it)? I put fresh gobar every week.

>What else do you do with cow dung?

We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison.

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>Do other members of the Gau Sewa also do the same?

Show, show your phones (he says, gesturing to four others, who take out their phones to display the cow dung at the back). All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won’t they? They know its magical effects.

>Can you prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”?

See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man’s body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won’t move. This is because the phone’s harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it’s moving again… His energy is saved!

poo on phone

If the skin on the guy on the left would be lighter, he would look like the average boomer

>t. abdul mohommed mehmet bin mohommed mohommed

Open defecation is a lie invented by the Jews. Indians are white

You only don't believe because you are low IQ NPCs and were brainwashed by the Jews with fake news and fake statistics

The Jew fears the Indian

Poo on cancer, poo on radiation, poo on disease

Maybe they should poo in fukushima so that the radioactive water can't spread. It'd be like mixing it with concrete, right?

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He's trolling you Brazilian tranny hahahah

You took the bait and Indians have great sense of humour... Now show bobs and dick you faggot

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Meanwhile, white women prefer having sex with dogs and blacks over white Manlets.

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poo on pussy, poo on bobs

Alternatively, white bitches are so trash only niggers and dogs would willingly hump one.

The memes just write themselves.

No wonder their space program failed.

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This is a science fact maybe cow shit can stop global warming too. The science is proven all scientists agree drink cow piss today.

>We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery
Well that explains a lot. Indians truly are subhuman

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>SCATSAT

This must be a joke, right?

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No, they need to find out where the poo went. Cow dung is holy and does not belong in the loo.

Poo is good, poo on things

hehe

T. poojet Singh

just smear cow shit on your phone goy

>Members of Gau Sewa smear shit on their phones
Someone's playing a fucking prank. Sewa?

>This must be a joke, right?
I tip my fedora at your inability to use a search engine:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

Dapoopoo

RSS is literal shit lol and you get lynched here for saying bad about rss.those cucks

Wow just wow

They dont