Brit/pol/ - Gavin and Stacey edition

>Actually having sex is hedonistic
Big think

Fuck off to Somalia you oil drilling cunt

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what?
Never ever have sex with coon females

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He is on so many drugs that he has no idea. Also you better not be from Sainsbury's.

*blocks your toilet *

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tofu mash

>I can't have sex so I have to impose made up restrictions on myself as an excuse for me not having sex
Wish pube was here to sort you virgins out

How do you know you are straight if you have never tried a cock?

Homosexuality is a myth

How can you put restrictions on something if it doesn't happen/exist you absolute spastic? You're the worst poster in these threads.

You can have sex and have kids with an black girl, but on either way there is a toll to pay and if you do both then it is double the toll.

How complicated can it be to understand this simple fact?

Also if you are banging an black girl then the white race thing would be more on her mind than yours. Still don't be a retard in thinking there is no toll.

>How can you put restrictions on something if it doesn't happen/exist you absolute spastic? You're the worst poster in these threads.
You sound a bit mad?

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Only absolute virgins find nogs attractive and the probably remind you of your mum you nonce

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baste

just started watching bake off

they've literally got a nadia clone with no skill

she's one of those dark asians and even has the fucking nose piercing

>Only absolute virgins find nogs attractive
All I read is: "cope"
>and the probably remind you of your mum you nonce
So I would be a nonce for hypothetically finding someone who is definitely older than me attractive? I've shattered your mind and you can't even keep your insults in line. Are you just jealous of me or something?

all Southern Asian women all have the same entitled voice and it's infuriating

reverse nonce

>entitled voice
I've noticed this too it's really weird they're like 2nd and 3rd+ generation born and raised here but have this weird twang in their voice

ive met loads of other asians who if you heard over the phone would just think are white but her accent is really obviously asian and just trying too hard

Tought Id toss you lads a bone. How you liking this? Accepting suggestions to improve this.

For the record, Im a Hoppean Libertarian who fucking hates the EU and is readying for the incoming boogaloo

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my sides sir

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How do we fix Scotland lads?

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German came up to me today and asked my why my country is so xenophobic, wanted to tell him I just don’t like them, simple as.

Weird people here

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Yeaaaah this is faatimeh this is EE customeh service yeeaaah what can we help you with today

>Hoppean
greatest ally Portugal

>German harassing foreigner asking why he isn't more German
The more things change the more things stay the same

dismantle the SNP

Thank fuck she fucked up on dairy week, need the Paki and that other foreign one out desu

I’m English mucker

Graphs like this make mongs think that the blue areas are all leave and the yellow areas are all remainers when in reality it's only like 5% difference each way between the areas

Sorry misread this matey, two (you)s

Nuclear devastation

I live in the West Mids so the accent is even worse and there are more of them

Make sure to watch those knives m8s, don’t do yourself a mischief. You got brothers in bongland who can teach you how to protect yourself without any physical weapons:

youtu.be/1qYwpmDG4v4

Stay safe bongs, we love you :3

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I was on about the German who came up to you it was a very funny and subtle joke

Sit back and watch your ideology fail William, it's over.

make sure to watch the criticism of israel, m8. are you late for holocaust class?

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Boy on my course told me he literally fucked a guy in the ass because he didnt know if hed enjoy it or not. Told him that was probably the gayest thing ive ever heard and he said “but youve fucked a girl in the ass, so its the same” wtf

Yeah got it after, watching bake off as well so literally distracted

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Bro, no homo

Renzi quit so Salvini might actually get himself an early election

I'm not a remainer moron , it's just stupid demonising entire regions becuase your town votes 55-45 to leave and the town opposite voted 55-45 to remain. You all are just proving Hitchens right about the referendum

The women of other tribes are easy meat and should just be used as a glorified wank

There was an obvious closet case my secondary who would say things like "It's not gay if a man sucks you off"

I told you to be quiet William.

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Are you some sort of fucking retard?

>Tribes
Cringe

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Was William the guy who stole your oneitis?

The worst thing was, he didnt even like doing it, said he wouldnt do it again

jew detected

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Boot are our/company ?

Boots in racism row as shopper finds security tags on 'black' hair products but not 'white' ones

twitter.com/standardnews/status/1174047769406910464?s=20

post redheaded girls

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My tribe would batter you

Nah, that ends in high school, silly :)

I just want to make sure you guys stay safe, no need to be airing badman intentions now. Follow the right path with your bruvs, get married like the “bigman” suggested :3

youtu.be/s8r4pDlltpE

Good luck now

>denmark

At least he knows now init

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>“but youve fucked a girl in the ass, so its the same” wtf

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Fuck off souf fc my arbitrary group is better than yours

>bruvs
retard

Oof lefties really can't meme.

>he doesn't even know what "William" is about
>oneitis
Newcunt please go.

Midul means midul mate

Sounds suspiciously like a LARP

Based. Norf FC is a lost tribe of israel

rides like a vindaloo

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Is it some shite new meme your trying to force?

MIDUL BEST FC

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youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o

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Anyone shocked at this latest dose of diversity?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-49729225

Manuel Petrovic, 20, Svenson Ong-a-kwie, 19, both from Romford.....

Those fucking names

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I am voting lib dem because they are the only people who have the balls to cancel brexit, only morons believe in British democracy at this point.

British exceptionalism should by classified as a mental disease, people who suffer from it need to be treated by professionals. History classes need to talk about the British empire more instead of wasting time on the feelings of world war soldiers.

The fucking nose on it.

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Eeeew that nose

pakilovers hate wholesome pale women

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>888880
You blew it.

The only new thing here is you mate.

>Smoking cannabis

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No need to be angry at brothers who are making a good way in this dunya... let’s all be proper children of Adam, yeah? Come to the masjid, love :)

youtu.be/NMDFmo4pJwA

there is a couple mosley speeches still on youtube

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OI MAYTE, THE MIDDLUNDS DUZ EXIST, I TELL YEH
WER NOT DA NORF OR DA SOUF!
BRUM IS ITS OWN CITY LOIK? YA NOE

imagenet-roulette.paglen.com/

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>rides like a vindaloo
>fucks like a champ
>body of a nan bread
>eyes of an onion bhaji

yes, we get it, the joke isn't funny any more

Put my picture in and it says im a skinhead lmao

>Manuel Petrovic, 20,
Spanish-Czech?
>Svenson Ong-a-kwie, 19,
Swedish-Korean?

>Skilled worker, trained worker, skilled Workman
Definitely not Norf FC

COBBLER TILL I DIE, COBBLER TILL I DIE

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>1 post by this seething paki

Still didn't deserve a knife in the back from a filthy east euro reject wigger and god knows what sort of mystery meat coon

The working class you despise so much definitely have more applicable skills than you, William.

Federal Kingdom of Great Britain and Ulster. Scotland, England, Wales and Ulster each have a maximally devolved government. Federal government would govern defence/borders, foreign affairs and economic policy - whilst leaving all other matters to devolved governments.

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as someone from midul, I want this place nuked

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Scrambled eggs? Bit of an allegation, though.

Just seen the advert on telly by the government for Get ready for Brexit.
It’s really happening isn’t it lads

Eets loike definitely theh werrst