You become the Emperor of the of Holy German Empire

What to do you to prevent Germany from becoming a islamic Shithole?

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Destroy Austro-Hungary, ally with Russia against Turkey and Austro-Hungary, promise Jews Palestine.

>”What to do you to prevent Germany from becoming a islamic Shithole?”
>poster is Swedish
Is this some failed attempt at irony?

ally with Stalin and USSR and absolutely annihilate the UK
sink those islands to the bottom of the sea like Numenor
then I would ban English language and erase their race from history

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immediately slaughter all the G*rmans, repopulate with Anglos. Full proof plan you can find no flaw in.

Anglos are germans, more specifically saxons. Anglo-Saxon is the correct term.

That unique mix has something that full blooded Germans don't... sentience. Germans were primitive savages still raiding each others villages while Anglos were colonizing the world.

Anglos are barely human to begin with. Infact, i'm willing to bet that anglos have the least amount of compassion for people.

>Impale Luther and slaughter all heretics
>Make Pappenheim, Wallenstein and Tilly heroes of the Empire
>Dethrone inbred mountain krauts the filthy Habsburgs
>Let the Jagiellonians rule over Hungary to stem the tide of the turk
>In the end let slavs rule everything since they alone can contain the inherent destroyer gene that inhabits all germans

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Mate did you miss the fucking world wars? Germans were going around slaughtering civilians left and right, in basically every country they occupied. Look what they did to Russia and how many civilians they killed. Anglos have generally always been on the right side of history, we even treated the Natives here fairly by letting them keep their reservations even though we could have easily slaughter them all.

Have a talk with the pope and then go for some crusade shit

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Anglos have always been on the wrong side of history, atleast when it comes to the well-being of europeans.

>>In the end let slavs rule everything
Oh shit we're a shithole now, what do.

this is *Ngloid "civilization"

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Can’t get any worse than modern day Sweden and Germany so even being a shithole is a major improvement.

Poland is the prostitute of Germany and Sweden.

Look at where things are headed, Poland is on a steady track of recovery from communism while Germany and Sweden are in rapid decline demographically. Additionally Germany is declining economically, deutsche bank is on its death bed and the next economic ressession will be fatal to it.

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Poland has high growth because they literally can't get any worse. Germany is suffering a reccesison like all western countries.

Consequences of Communism, isn’t really relevant in what state it is today all that really matters is where it’s going. I haven’t seen a single positive projection in any category for North-Western Europe, you can poke fun at Poland or Eastern Europe as a whole all you want but they’re only getting better and you’re only getting worse.

There’s no that many Swedes, like 10 million of you. You’re very easy to replace and by 2100 I don’t think you guys will even be an identity anymore.

our economy is growing, with a rate not lower than 4% every fucking year (while krautoid economy keeps contracting every year), because we're the absolute best workers in the whole of Europe
look at this graph Mehmet, look at 2008, not even a dent. Poland was the only country in the west that kept growing during the economic crisis.
meanwhile, according to the United fucking Nations, your country will become a thirld world shithole in just a decade
meanwhile, according to the OECD, your country will be 30%+ muslim in just 30 years

fuck off Ahmed al Swedi

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uh, forgot graph

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*cums on the United States*

Congrats, you achieved instant african and arabization of europe. (((ANGLOS)))

As already explained, your economy is so shit it can only go upwards.

The right side of history, ladies and gentlemen.

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we've already overtaken your sorry ass "country" when it comes to economy
>according to the latest Eurostat data, Sweden’s GDP per capita only grew at a meager 0.9 percent in 2017.
0,9% AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

Try to to join in union with the Easter Roman empire (at least 2 attempts were made) then lunch a massive crusade to kill all mulisms

That doesn’t really address their points at all, a nation can have a non existent economy for all I care as long as their demographics are consistent. Who cares if you have a top tier economy if Africans will inherit it.

Because Sweden is already a rich country. Are you stupid?

Still higher gdp per capita than you, Yakub
If demographics are so important than America is already dead

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
I would BTFO the Habsburgs, finish off business with the Poles (Austrian partition lands will be included in our newly unified krautland), unify the la krauturas a century before Bismarck, annex Switzerland and destroy the Frenchies while they're still in a revolutionary turmoil, thus annexing Alsace, Lorraine and Picardy. Afterwards start a slow but steady encroachment of the culturally similiar Scandinavians. Then comes the final boss.
Luther was right, prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't

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they are rich indeed
>when it comes to rape
there exist an entire wikipedia page dedicated to grenade fucking attacks in sweden, how more pathetic can you get
also, not being the main battlefield for two fucking world wars and then not getting communism, thanks to kraut autism, helps you retard

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Depends on when, but kill Martin Luther andnany peescursors to protestantism that will divide the empire. Make sure Italy and Netherlands stays part of the empire. Centralize the empire and dissolve small kingdoms. Launch 11th crusade on holy Land but help the Greeks or byzantines this time around. Use total war. Convert or kill and repopulate the holy Land with Germanic Catholics.

So I looked it up, Poland and Sweden have almost exactly the same sized economies. Poland is #21 and Sweden is #22. The only difference is that Poland is growing at a much larger rate.

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What actually would happen
>HRE spergout causes a coaliton of Sweden, Poland, France and Austria to carve them up

Thus Europe and Germany can't become an Islamic shit hole if Islam doesn't exist.

shit wrong pic

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America was never part of the discussion, I know it’s fucked but you don’t see me here bragging about our GDP because I know it’s pointless. US is already Brazil tier. You on the other hand are bragging about your shithole.

Rape statistics are overblown (get it? Kek) in Sweden because we report rape differently. Grenade attacks are the cause of slavniggers from yugoslavia.

thats a simple one, kill the juice

SLOVENIA SLOVENIA SLOVENIA :) Time to feel important yayyyy

>Grenade attacks are the cause of slavniggers from yugoslavia.
cope
>Rape statistics are overblown in Sweden because we report rape differently
MASSIVE COPE

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Mate are purposefully trying to be retarded? Is this how you cope with your inevitable extinction?

Already explained why this is. Poland also has 3x our population.

Growing 4x your rate, give it several decades and Poland will be far above your caliphate

>Cope
What's this? Am i seeing a post completely devoid of intellectual text and thought? It appears so
Why would you think that?

no cb the game host and leave the lobby

Don't forget Slovenia

nuke it from orbit.

Sweden is richer, you fucking dumb cunt. Is Africa richer than New York, because it has a higher GDP with 1 billion people?

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Except there is no way Poland will ever catch up to western europe, as their economy grows their overall growth every year will decrease (as all developing countries). To think otherwise is to believe in polish exceptionalism, which is a laughable thought

>population
Ukraine has more population than we do and they're an africa-tier shithole, explain that

Not in the EU.

Thanks Mosche

spain has nearly 16 million more people and we've overtaken them this very year

Ukraine and moldova are the countries most shitted by the Soviet "union". I mean Ukraine is literally in the middle of a civil war.

>invade Venice
>exterminate merchants

Overtaken them with what?

Spain is non-white, Krakobitch. Compare yourself to white nations like Norway or Switzerland.

This map is from 1772-1793 (before the 2nd Partition of Poland), so I wanted to look at variables at hand. I'd probably ally with the Ruskies, too.
>France
Plausible, since we're talking before Napoleon got France's shit together.
>Sweden
After the Northern War they weren't able to push their own weight all that well, but I might be wrong.
>Austria
Shit, I forgot this wasn't early 20th century and their army was still somewhat competent, though they did get obliterated by the Prussians alone in the Seven Years War if I recall correctly.
>Poland
Don't make me laugh.

If the Germans were to be BTFO in a coalition though, why should I cry, desu? All the better!

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>sweden
>in charge of telling who's white and not
>in the current year
oh im laffin

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In what way has Poland overtaken Spain? How about you answer your fantasy assertion?

Impossible because Austria controlled the HRE.

Stalin was not alive in 1436

This might actually solve a lot of problems. At the very least, we wouldn't have to deal with constant German butthurt 24/7.
But then I'd be dead and I still would miss Germany even if my families somehow survived by pretending to be Czechs.

>Pole butthurt about Protestantism
Checks out.
I don't think it was within the authority of the Holy Roman Emperor to do any of that.

>Swede trying to call Whiter nations prostitutes.
Oh that's fucking rich.

Imagine having a supiroity complex when your people are literally on the brink of extinction. I would pay to see what your thought will be in 3 decades.

in rating, we're A+
>Poland has become by far the most successful economy in Europe. Since 1989, it has increased its GDP per capita by almost 150%
>By comparison, per capita incomes incomes in the Czech Republic increased by only three-quarters, in Hungary by barely half, while the Eurozone’s performance improved by less than 40%
>Poland has been the only post-communist economy where incomes for the whole of society have grown faster than the G-7 average.
>If the policies of the Warsaw Consensus were implemented, Poland ought to be able to grow at more than 3% per year and catch up with the West within the life of the next generation.
shit nigger we're the Korea of Europe

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None of that is within the defacto authority of the Holy Roman Emperor. Particularly since, as the Emperor, you'd be a Hapsburg.
Also, the Austrians attempted to crush Revolutionary France during the exact time period you're talking about and they were defeated. Given that you'd already lose Austrian Hapsburg support in your "BTFOing" of the Hapsburgs, the HRE would be a military pipsqueak compared to Revolutionary France.

youtube.com/watch?v=x8_kRVkCDBs

Also, what kind of "nationalist" wants to destroy his own people? Only a kike would do that.

Bro you are talking to your typical swen, the cuckoid of Europe.

I imagined it as a dethroning of the Habsburgs and annexing ethnically German lands, not destroying Austrians themselves.
But yeah, I absolutely forgot that the French were a military might much before Napoleon, so a unified Germany back then would probably get destroyed just like the non-unified HRE did in real history, or it would lead to a stalemate if the Russians came to help.

I need to stop playing EU4 so goddamn much.

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Ok, so you don't need the 150 billions you received.

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What's even more laughable though is "Swedish exceptionalism". All your people have ever done was raid defenseless coastal villagers. Then you had a brief moment where they tried to expand into Europe but got BTFO by Germans and Russians and you never came back down. All you've really done since then is become metrosexuals and initiated islamification of your "country".

>gibs are 100% of your economy
stop it la krautura

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It's a pretty damn addictive game.

Your flag isn't fooling anyone, Slavshit. If Pooland is so great why don't you go back there?

Hoi4 and ck2 are superior in every way though. Especially Kaiserreich.

I didn't say anything regarding Poland at all, all i'm saying is that you're trying to act like you're part of western civilization when your people haven't done shit. In my book you're no different than Poland or any other shithole.

>said the Somali

Execute all Jews and Jesuits.

>hoi4
>ck2
child alert
the only good parajew games are Hoi3 and Victoria 2

>oh no, we're giving money to buy Liebherr and Mercedes

What an audicious ordeal Poles are suffering through

I don't have an answer for OP's question, but I was looking at that map and saw Prussia, and now I feel sad again that it got BTFO'd out of existence. That was a dick move by the Allies.

Kaiserreich is great. But fuhrereich is kino.

Fall off a horse and die.

You are obviously a disaporanigger.

>set up retarded "EU" regulations in such a way to complement krautoid industry
>force other countries to destroy its produce
oy vey, Frau Merkelstein, the polish goyim have found out about our LITERAL PYRAMID SCHEME

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Fuhrerreich is too buggy to be kino, kaiserreich is literally proffesional-tier. Also fuck you pooshit hoi4 is based

Because i mentioned that Sweden is irrelevant? What sort of flawed logic are you going by?

Do something about it and leave then

Because no German would ever defend pooland. You're either a slavshit or a slavshit rapebaby with slashit mentality

Where the fuck did i defend Poland? Do they not teach proper English comprehension up there? All i literally said was that Sweden is a shithole too.

Kek why do you hate Slavs so much Sven?