Im fucking positive this shit happened to me today

>Goldburgstein
each day, my hate grows ever larger

Only an American would fall for this lazy bait.

im positive you are a fucking loser.

halp the black man made we wait and i wet my wittle pants.

>Goldbergstien

6/10 bait not bad. It could've been better if you'd have used a more realistic name and perhaps written it a tad more professionally.

Anyone who's spent any time amongst the culturally doverse knows that they only have one speed. SLOW. They cross the street as slow as possible (even slower if they see Whitey), do their jobs as slow as they can, and generally take their time doing everything. I suspect they couldn't get much slower even if they intended to.

>being lazy and on black peoples time is empowering.
I did nazi that coming

No that is just black people time. Short for them being lazy fucks.

>Only an American would fall for this lazy bait.
well ALL bongs are total pussified faggots. so there's that.

I couldn't even tell you the last time I had a black person wait my table.

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They do this unintentionally because their brains move slower than molasses in antarctica, if they started intentionally doing it then, well, I don't really know if it's possible to be any slower than a nigger who's supposed to be productive already desu.

>lazy nigger being a lazy nigger
>this is bravery

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Keep trying fag. What is this, your 8th thread where you went through all that effort to make a fake article and everyone immediately saw through it

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they call our government, the first radical multicultural government of its kind, an institution of white supremacy. is it worth defending?

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youtu.be/LJqhSipUuzw

I wish this would happen to me. I'm always looking for an excuse to not pay gratuity. My wife enjoys eating out once a week which I guess is fine but she's been kiked into thinking 20% is fine and the norm. If they did this then I'd save a lot of headache.

Nice bait user, almost had me until Goldbergstein

>Doctor Goldbergstein

Nice you almost had me

You should crop most of that text out, since there doesn't even exist a word for how unbelievable it is.

user most blacks are too stupid to do this intentionally.
the blacks who are smart enough to do this intentionally, either already do it or are something like hoteps and refuse to out of a sense of pride.

>goldbergstein
Kek, you had me going there until that

right? lmao. I'll leave a 0% tip, or go ask someone else to get my check. They are still black, and I am still white. I win either way.

no tip, get the manager

one day a real susan goldbergstein is going to write an article just like this

>It's payback for slavery that was imposed upon WHITES and BLACKS by JEWS!

There, finished that last sentence for you.

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>our habitual laziness is us fighting you
Lol, k

Can you post links showing proof?

Have you ever noticed that the concept of not blocking an entire isle or lane just doesn't even occur to them. I actually think that this article isn't entirely satire as much as the author may have intended it to be.

>goldbergstein, director of the center for cognitive wellness

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I don’t have to worry about that, if I see a nigger I don’t shop there. If I go to a restaurant and a nigger is cooking the food or waiting the tables I leave, if the person on the drive through speaker sounds like a nigger I drive off. I don’t give niggers my business and don’t ever intend to....unless it’s a government building but you expect to wait long there anyway because all government employees are niggers in spirit.

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>I suspect they couldn't get much slower even if they intended to.
Agreed. I suspect they have no control over it, either. Imagine being about 20-40 IQ points dumber; you'd also move and think slowly.

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It's fake. This faggot posts bait articles every couple weeks and always creature a quote from a jew with some variant of this name.

I know this article is fake but my buddy and me went to a Wendy's when we were downstate (detroit) and had to wait like 8 minutes for the niggers to stop talking before they acknowledged us. I spilled ketchup at over the table and left our trash on top of it. Clean it up niggers.

>stopped reading after Goldbergstein.
to obvious, a little more subtle and you have a decent troll.

Fuck, this happened to me a couple days ago.

Obvious fake article, but "white waiting" is a real phenomenon. When it happens, it's almost always black customer/black cashier or worker. PRICE CHECK, COUPON QUESTION!! Then both act like they don't have a care in the world and just chat away happily while the white people stand in line like dopes because they can't do anything about it.

They are do... crossing the street...

This happened to me yesterday! I was getting a coffee and this cute black girl behind the counter was just wasting my time by asking me dumb questions like "what do you do?" and "are you single?". I just kept giving her short answers so she would hurry up with my drink and stop wasting my time, but she wouldn't stop. Worst of all she was smiling the entire time, as if she KNEW she was wasting my time. I finally got my drink and when I looked at the cup she wrote down these random ten numbers. Like she was LITERALLY wasting time ducking doodling random numbers on my cup instead of just giving me the damn thing. Fuck guys I hate black women so much.

They do this without trying, constantly

Here's one.
The trick is to look into the jews own records for it.
They don't feed that information to the goyim.
They tell the goyim it was 'white people' and don't specify any more than that.
jews have media for themselves, and media for the goyim; same with history.

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If this is true, you have to understand that they get no farther than being the salve they already are. This is the best they got. This and twatter

>jews
>white people

Just gives me an excuse to give a smaller tip

I have been served soft shell tacos at three different gizman gomez restaurants in brisbane australia after ordering hard shell, I am a reasonable man but there is only so much I can take!

kek

So CPT is really just a way to get back at whitey?
Somebody should tell them their missing deadlines, showing up late, failing to appear, etc isn't hurting me any. Is it helping them?