Alright Jow Forums, I lost my job and have my monthly payments approaching. I'm a victim of usury...

Car insurance - $200
Bank payment (fucking usurpers) - ~$180 debt that became $300 and resulted in my account being frozen
I'm looking at around $500-$1k, afterward I should begin to accumulate income again. Any suggestions, including affiliate programs with compensation, advertising, etc are welcome

I was a landscaper for a few months and hated it. I'm willing to, but only for as long as I must. I'm currently attending Tech on FASFA and will be transferring to a 4-year engineering program this upcoming year.

God damn that's rough user. I am young myself and not very experienced in finance and earning. But i would suggest you contact all your shady friends for shady money making advice. Criminal activities usually pay off well in short term. Anyway i will pray for you user.

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Sell your organs.
Sell other’s organs.
Steal from prostitutes

Thank you waffle brother

Funny you should say that, I've been a landscaper for about 2 years now.

Sadly, deal with it. If you think getting a degree will help you, well, good luck to you.

I hated my life as a college student and just fell into serious depression after 3 years of being a NEET I knew something needed to change so I joined the Army with a descent MOS, life still sucks but at least I have a reason to get out of bed in the morning and I have $40k in my savings account

Sorry, I forgot to answer the latter half. I'm walking a tightrope; I have until the first of October.

You should be able to make 1k in about 2 full weeks of word as a landscaper, user... what are you charging??

Fucking your credit is a lot like getting wrapped up in the legal system. Once you get on the ride, you can never get off.
You're talking $500 in debt, and that isn't that much. If you have someone you can borrow and not fuck over, do that. If not, find a shit job ASAP just to get you by or donate plasma/sperm. No joke. Fees, interest, and penalties on shit like bank debt spirals out of control so quickly, you'll wake up somehow owing $10k on a $200 loan. You 100% need to take care of that bank debt / frozen account ASAP and talk to your insurance company about a payment plan.

The good news it is only $500. It may sound like a lot now, but it really isn't that much.

You think I'm joking.
I can keep you alive in this state.

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Did exactly this when I was out of options. Got out, had undergrad and graduate school paid for between GI Bill and grants, got a good paying job, traveled the world, went to war, shot machine guns, all of it. 4 years was enough for me, though.

I did my work with a private contractor, that job ended around May of last year. The job I just lost was a security position with a local Security firm, and I'm running out of time.
For the meantime, I have applications in for other Security positions and can list my experience from both in my resume. I also worked on a project as a programmer/modeler that attempted to bridge the gap between contractor's plans/real estate agent's properties and virtual reality tours. Unfortunately, that fell through. I am only 20 at the moment

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Get a job at fucking Chipotle if you need to. It's not a career, it's to get your head above water in the short-term. Fucking your finances up, even temporarily can result in years and years of misery. No joke, dude.

Thanks for the advice. I have applications in and am hoping for a swift response from any of them.
I'll try not to stagnate any longer