>constantly make children and adults go blind
>kill livestock and dogs
>have killed 2 people
Why don't we cull magpies already?
Magpies should be culled
Christopher Foster
Nathan Richardson
Magpiiiiieeeee was it you who stole the wedding ring
Jaxson Martin
Should've worn PPE.
Charles Myers
I sawr a magpie yestereve
Jackson Cook
magpies are based
far more intelligent than any strayan
Jeremiah Russell
Magpies are the niggers of the bird kingdom
epic
Luis Brown
Based magpies
Leo Long
How the fuck does a person die directly to a magpie? If a bird harassed me because I wandered to close to it's nest, I'd swat it out of the air and kill it.
Aiden Martin
A magpie just flew over my house!
Aiden Morris
Because they don’t die directly, they veer into traffic or fall onto a rock
Landon Turner
Also grabbing it is a great way to lose an eye
Grayson Flores
Magpies are smart. It probably painted a fake tunnel on a brick wall and the people drove into it at full speed.
Carter Collins
not if it was a protected owl or other bird and you were in the suburbs surrounded by cameras and people
Kevin Cox
Jej
Jeremiah Turner
If only you cunts downunder had a mechanism for culling them at a safe distance. Something that could fly faster than them, and knock them dead from the impact. If only Australia wasn't full of retards, they would shoot the fucking birds instead of getting their stupid eyes poked out.
Also, fuckstrailia... gunless cunts.
Alexander Mitchell
Jacob Bailey
There's a town in Massachusetts that uses a falcon to knock down crows.
Chad falcon vs virgin crows.
Aiden Thomas
Aaron Gomez
Give us your shinies and we'll let your children live.
Jordan James
Why not dab them out of the air? One arm to protect your eyes and the other one to flail around
Brayden Cooper
Two wheeled fags get btfo by one of the smartest corvids.
Matthew Williams
100% underrated
Noah Ross
Lincoln Morgan
One day you'll beat the birds, I have faith
Caleb Wright
The magpies are just trying to to the English to go back.
Aaron Robinson
Whatever, that kid's gonna look like a badass for the rest of his life. Imagine being in high school with a fucking eye patch? Instant panty-dropper.
Christopher Thompson
bahahahaha strayans always getting cucked by birds. The stayan fears the big bird cloaca.
Leo Rodriguez
lmfao did a magpie peck out that kid's eye?
Australia is fucked m8.
Isaiah Reed
>Splitting hairs
Artamidae
Samuel Scott
A cassowary can break a humans femur (the strongest bone in the body) with a single kick, and they're half the size of an emu
Grayson White
erd u woz avin troubles wiff sum maggies innit
giv us ur chips m8
Dominic Lopez
>lmfao did a magpie peck out that kid's eye?
Roosters will snatch a kid's eye in a heartbeat.... And they're chicken.
Alexander Wright
well birds are the descendants of dinosaurs who were the ultimate niggers of this planet, so that's no surprise.
i bet Australian roosters are YUGE cunts
Benjamin Thomas
If a cassowary tried to do that to me Id grab it by the neck and tear its head from its body and have it for dinner.
Isaiah Baker
Matthew Wilson
Australia has a terrible record in the war on birds.
Kayden Ramirez
plovers are worse
Ayden Martinez
>Australian roosters
4 ft tall and they hop
Angel Baker
Nah, magpies and plovers are the biggest cunts, all the other birds will leave you alone if you leave them alone
>and then everyone clapped
John Richardson
We should declare ware on feathered fucks
Jackson Powell
Florida man killed by cassowary he kept on his farm baka.com.au
Sure
Brody Powell
Not to mention they sound absolutely horrible aswell, and bring you bad luck.
Liam Roberts
>i bet Australian roosters are YUGE cunts
They call them "chooks", which I assume means a cross between a chicano and a gook. So, pretty much stabbing, theft, and eats cats and rice, but can't drive for shit.
Luis Gomez
Magpies are BASED and REDPILLED.
ALl CORVIDS are.
Jose Adams
>historical battle photo from the Emu War, c. 1982 - colorized
Easton Smith
I thought all Aussies were required to have a boomerang in their belt for this sort of thing. You lads alright down there?
Don't even get me started on this shit. The law was laid out by your ancestors. All boys over 14 are required to practice with a long bow for at least 2 hours per week. You're all in violation of disregarding orders from the crown. You deserve to get cucked by screeching seabirds.
Lucas Garcia
If you get killed by a Magpie you are a beta male. Literally. Swat that motherfucker out of the sky.
Michael King
The fuck is a magpie? OP's pic looks a bit like a crow.
David Murphy
They’re basically very territorial crows.
Logan Anderson
Yes I would.
Jackson Bell
good birds. human sucks
Zachary Barnes
he was 75 years old.
Luis Wood
This guy found that they're afraid of other petstore-species birds.:
youtube.com
Eli Sanders
Not gonna lie, I have a healthy respect for any beast that can best FloridaMan.
Joseph Cook
it kills me that Aussies don't just carry a fish bat during their aggressive season, and fucking smash these cunts out of the air when they start pecking
or are fish bats banned in ausland?
Nathaniel Bell
>he was 75 years old.
since when has that ever stopped him?
Jason Hernandez
they are like crows but smarter, think they are a sub species
in the uk magpies are not violent but they are stupidly smart and will harass even ravens 5x their size for a laugh
don't cross them they will follow you home
Justin Nelson
Who the fuck gets beat by a bird, except Australians of course.
Nathaniel Morris
A few years back i was taking a shit in a park toilet and a magpie swooped in and screeched at me. Fuck magpies
Juan James
Last time australians declared war against birds they got fucked over and out. This time you will be wiped out.
Michael Stewart
Can't forget these cunts, mate. fucking ruiners of everything.
Brandon Long
Would you let a damn bird peck your eye out to avoid being prosecuted?
Kayden Myers
Magpies just can’t handle them Aussie bants
Tyler Thomas
What the fuck did that kid do to get attacked by nigger birds? I live in a rural area and they are all over the valleys here and I have never heard of anyone or animals ever being attacked by them. I have heard they are smart and they will "imprint" on people and become one owner birds.
Easton Bailey
Yes, I would. I would snap it's little neck and leave it on the ground to fucking rot.
William Phillips
the birds are just naturally cunts like australians
Austin Howard
Blake Adams
I've never been attacked by those nigger birds but I have been swooped by plumbers
Kevin Cooper
They will never be as inetlligent as a crow/raven. they are just dumb and annoying, which makes them seem smart, since they are always fucking with people. They wouldn't survive a second in most of the US. They would be bird-of-prey food.
Camden Fisher
Australian Magpies are known to attack people who walk under their nests
Also
Luke Gonzalez
How can a grabbed bird kill your eye?
Samuel Jenkins
Are magpies protected by law over there? I don't understand. If magpies started dying from attacking people the rest of them would catch on real quick.
Matthew Smith
Jackson Hernandez
The absolute state of bongs. Scared to death by a fucking bird that isn't even a bird of prey. LMAO! You guys stand zero chance against the muslim horde.
Dylan Rivera
Imagine two of these slashing your belly open as you try and wrap your hands around its neck.
Brandon Ramirez
kek
Adam Wilson
They are about as intelligent as a crow or a Raven.
I'm sure they would do just fine here except where there are already large numbers of crows or grackles.
Fucking grackles they are a total pest.
Jonathan Kelly
got mocking birds in my area that are territorial. They drive out the crows and even cats out of the area, but even though there are a buttload that hang out in my backyard, they never bothered me. I guess they are used to me.
I guess magpies are worse since everything seems crazy over in Straya
Connor Williams
>hating corvids
Instead of being an asshole towards a bird that's smarter than some people, maybe you should just be nice to them.
I bribe my local crows and ravens and they respect me like I'm some sort of neighborhood mafia don.
Cameron Richardson
GOOD COLLINGWOOD IS DEAD COLLINGWOOD
Lincoln Watson
This reminds me of Jurassic Park when they are digging in the bad lands.
Juan Rodriguez
HOLY SHIT! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SHITPOST
Gabriel Price
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
Nathaniel Jones
At least we're not speaking Emu
Henry Morgan
Corvids are based and only attack faggots, this kid was probably a little faggit
Alexander Lewis
R A R E
A
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Christopher Anderson
>One post by this Id.
Magpie shill glow much magpie internet defence force? How many shekels did they pay you?
Jaxon Gutierrez
Wild animals can fuck you up. Film at 11.
Anthony Garcia
I've found birds pretty awesome. They're not hard to make friends with. But they hate faggots. That's why they attack cyclists and cats so much. Birds hate shit associated with femininity.
The Ibis that stroll through my yard in the evening do a fantastic service at keeping bugs at bay. And they're like ASMR as they quietly skulk around.
Gavin Lee
historically ya'll don't do so well against flightless birds, I fail to see how you would do better against ones that can fly
Ian Howard
Aussies fear the Emu
Jaxon Rivera
Nothing black is ever good
Blake Gutierrez
>kill your eye
kek
Asher Cook
Dominic Wood
proxy tranny
Asher Harris
shut your cuck hole ahhhhhh
Michael Russell
Nope, not buyin it
Samuel Jackson
fuckin' straya problems
Jaxson Hughes
Magpies are actually very cute and can do no wrong. I would know because no one ever said anything bad about me or even would try to attack me.
Asher Cooper
>He doesn't turn the magpies around his house into guard birds for Cuckatoos