The COOM epidemic

Simone give me rundown of this meme. Anons posted info of some sick porn-obsessed creature the other day and essentially doxed the guy, but how the fuck did all this start. Please. Anyone.

who the fuck is pushing this
its so forced

>fool
of which there coom too many

OOOOOOHHHH OOOOOOOWWWWW AAAAAAAAHHHHH
*testicles start pulsing*
OOOOHHHH GOOOOOD
*ejaculatory fluids flowing*
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH NNNOOOOOO
*ejaculation blasts out of penis*
IIIIII'MMMMMMMM
*ejaculation smashes hole through ceiling*
COO COOO COOOO
*supercoomic boom blows out all windows in house*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG

This fucking meme is making it hard to fap. I've started saying "AHHH IM COOMING" and imagining that weird baldy. Dick has gone into retirement. Time to work out I guess.

Attached: 13917237455.png (251x241, 64K)

>range ip ban
Wew lad

Anons, no, you're both doing it wrong. You can't stop a forced meme by complaining about it, that just makes it more powerful, it shows the faction forcing it that they're hitting a nerve. And no, it will not go away if you ignore it, it'll just linger, festering until someone complains about it and makes it more powerful.

What you have to do is, you accelerate its rise and fall by forcing it yourself. You subvert and bastardize it along the way, making each iteration more removed from the original, until the examples are so abstract from the first iteration that the meme loses coherent meaning and days, sinking away beneath the level of the classics like Pepe, Wojak, and the Spurdo. It's was the chemo that killed pic related, we accelerated it through its natural lifespan and defanged it in a couple weeks.

Trying to resist memes with direct opposition or just staying silent is what allowed the Amerimutt meme to gain enough traction to plague us to this day. Accelerate, user. Speed up the meme's natural life cycle so it dies before its time, like you're trolling a thread to drive it to the bump limit.

Find a woman to coom in stop being a degenerate.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM C-
OOOOOH YEAHYEAH

COOOOOOOOOMING

It's actually a no fap synonymous meme that shames cumbrains aka porn addicts into rethinking their habits. It's also a counter revolution to the ever increasing pornification of the site, especially the amount of gay, tranny, blacked and cuck content. Coomposting is a form of ironic shitposting meant to degrade actual coomers.
Tranny jannies and mods hate the meme so much, /v/ got "cumbrain" filtered after like only a few days

Who else here stopped cooming because of this meme?

Attached: 1568509217651.gif (527x438, 879K)

Attached: 1568694838339.jpg (878x599, 550K)

That's the whole purpose of the meme. To ridicule and shame your masturbation to porn

*ahem* Uh, when I said "pic related", I had meant to include....pic related.

Attached: snap-yep-this-5b4534.jpg (800x533, 48K)

my record 15 cooms in one day

>if we ignore it they will stop COOOOOOMING

That's the point, nigger

Attached: 1568694074124.jpg (752x564, 132K)

I'm cooming more than I ever did thanks to this meme.

Cringe comp is literally a reddit tranny meme though. Coomer came organically on Jow Forums, as an amalgam of a few board's content

coom meme triggers degenerates

me, almost a week now. seeing thotposts just makes me indifferent now. base coom posters may have made me a changed man.

>Being antiporn is antisemitic!
Lmao Jews can't help naming themselves

Attached: 1531684083026.png (1904x1346, 2.28M)

impressive

mines is 6

Ti be honest, I've been jacking it less ever since this meme entered circulation. It mocks and brings to light how stupid and non-forbidden playing with my peepee really is.
Behind the retardation, we have a powerful psychic instrument in this meme

just stop touching your dick

we have to shame those losers who are addicted to porn and jerk off instead of looking for a girl and doing something with their lives. You all complain all day about the state of our society and when we're actually doing something you cry about a meme. kys cunts

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1920x1081, 134K)

this. coom like this guy

My first experience with this was mr rageface. The genius behind it probably contributed to the fact that I'm still on here.

>I hope this meme is as short lived as the cumbrains who post it.

Attached: 1568691911470.jpg (952x717, 100K)

That's excellent user. Thank you. Are you really gay enough to be a memeflaggot in real life though?

Attached: download (3).jpg (216x233, 7K)

Oy vey!

Attached: 1541712927902.png (640x923, 383K)

the coomer meme is based because its making fun of people who are cumming and just cum cum and fap fap fap all day everyday
The Jew fears the Coomer meme because it exposes him

I almost broke today but caught myself because all I could think was "COOOOM" when I started and couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all

Attached: 1568444964343.png (221x616, 209K)

>We need to range ip ban all coom posters of the last 3 weeks

Attached: 1568688244673.png (479x373, 114K)

Just doing it for the shits to trigger autists

Cringing is a very s o y passtime

fucking ripping my sin city image off you kike

Me. I've actually managed to do NoFap for the past 3 days because of it.
I've never been able to do that before.
Memes are powerful can save the west.

Attached: 1552881749306.jpg (1176x1176, 259K)

That's what I meant to post here but didn't have the pic, thanks

This is also a forced meme garbage.

Honestly its working. Right now im looking at myself like a piece of shit because of my daily porn use. Its so hard to kick it though.

transmitting coom coordinates

Attached: 76E76703-43F7-4FE6-8EE9-2E298A98E123.jpg (1050x1374, 381K)

t. masturbation addict

no its not you're just a low IQ reddit refugee who doesnt understand memetics at all
the fox was a forced meme

dilate

all you are thinking about is that powerful coom you have been accumulating. It will be glorious and you know it

GUYS CAN'T STOP MY HAND......HALP!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAA COOOOMING

Attached: cOOmator.gif (715x821, 35K)

>forced meme garbage
Your entire perspective is built out of forced memes, stupid nigger.

I'm trying my best, on day 7 of NoFap now. Almost relapsed to some MILF titties but in the reflection of my monitor I saw the face of a coomer staring back, and decided to push through the pain.

Attached: 08f.jpg (600x238, 18K)

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

Attached: cohntrump.jpg (1280x720, 210K)

We got another cumbrain here boys

Attached: IMG_0003.jpg (300x168, 9K)

pretty much what you'd see in a blacked gathering

chinks, hapas, and cucks

Forced easily translates into "I wasnt there to see its birth and spread it in initial phases"
Its the ultimate expression of being a jelly faggot
The meme is as organic as it gets, thoroughly Jow Forums in origin, with multiple boards colliding to shape and give it birth
But we both know you're just a coomer kike

I JUST COOMDED

Attached: 1513727551545.png (866x900, 108K)

I think I'm gonna
I think I'm gonna
Ohnygodod
I'm GONNNAAA
I'M GONNA I THINK I THINK KGKGKGKGBJJJBHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRGGGGGGRGHBGRGEGRGRGGRGEGHHHHHHFUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Attached: 1624.jpg (1024x829, 408K)

ITT: we trigger OP

youtube.com/watch?v=0wdRQW8WmVI

Attached: 1568563942807.png (518x619, 561K)

>XXX
>(24)(24)(24)
>(2+4)(2+4)(2+4)
>666
All these numbers make me waNT TO COOOOOOOOOM

this kills the coomer and his trannie friends

Attached: 1568758765651.png (676x560, 80K)

What is the coomer's endgame?

Attached: Coo.jpg (472x622, 119K)

U MUST COOOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Attached: Untitled-2.png (746x922, 137K)

youtube.com/watch?v=BahUC3EFWXA

Die coomers!!!!

Why the fuck does this destroy my sides, every time.

Attached: 1230172397891724.jpg (778x572, 105K)

No endgame
He lives for his next coom and then the one after it

>This is also a forced meme garbage.

Attached: 1568411497809.png (518x617, 475K)

I think its hilarious.

as if you could take me in my heighten awareness state

wtf is this?

streamable.com/argsm

Attached: 1568616291780.gif (216x261, 229K)

>range ip ban
you don't even know what that means lol

zoomers really can't meme

Attached: enlarge2.jpg (1197x701, 428K)

Attached: 84u3h783t7828724t.gif (220x164, 329K)

Oh god
Oh god
Guys I think I'm gonna
Guys I think I'm gonna
Oh god
Oh God I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna
Guys
Guys
I think
I think
I'm gonna
I think I might
I think I might
It's the 459th time today guys
Guys I think I
I think I might
Guys
Guys
Guys
I think I might guys
I think I'm gonna
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
I'm gonna

Attached: gonna.jpg (629x275, 52K)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

Attached: COOOOOM.jpg (629x275, 50K)

>fap to something hot
>suddenly as i'm about to coom, abruptly lose boner to different variations of the coom meme
>imaging dozen of different ways of saying how much i'm cooming and how
>thinking of exagerated and anime carton scenarios where a beam shoots out of my dick more powerful than SSB goku beams
>become a final boss where I coom everywhere and destroy everything in my path
>"AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>imagine an epic battle where the entire dragonball cast trying to fight me off as I furiously coom through earth's core to obliterate the planet

I can no longer fap anymore.

Attached: 1540810676462.png (1684x947, 2.21M)

Even in death you cant stop cooming.

Attached: odin.jpg (498x142, 26K)

Attached: black .png (366x1133, 1.59M)

>oh no le forced meme
I don't care if it's fucking forced. I was off Jow Forums and Jow Forums for two weeks, came back and this shit is here
I'm not even mad
This should be forced on normies as well. To the point at which every fucking time someone mentions masturbation some guy replies with COOOOOOOOOOM
the only people who hate this meme are coomers, and that's what's beautiful about it
Stop jerking off you pathetic fags and get a woman
>but my peepee feel gud
There's zero excuse to sit in your room and stroke your dick losing precious nutrients. The "but if feels good and chills me out" argument could be used to justify drug use, homosexuality, hedonism, pretty much any fucking degenerate behavior.
>but muh studies say it's healthy for the prostate
Yes, the (((studies))) also say white women are happier without children and that straight people don't exist.

I've reached the point at which I don't even nut when I have sex because it makes me tired and gives brainfog. Why not enjoy the increased testosterone from sex without the oxytocin release that makes you a good obedient goy? Sex was always the thing that I didn't let my politics influence, but at this point experience unironically led me to believe orgasm should only happen when you're trying to make a baby.

Attached: 1515267914306.jpg (708x515, 34K)

How come Jews arent affected by porn? I mean shouldn't it be destroying their culture as well?

Why don't any of the social movements they create affect them?

* SHLACK SHLACK SHLACK SHLACK SHLACK *

Attached: COOMER.gif (1024x922, 151K)

It also goes after the dickbillies who always reply to slide threads with girliepix, or slide threads that are meant to make retards think their masculinity is being threatened.

>smart phones and reddit pilfer the site
Suddenly all OC stops existing. Everything is just a play on an old meme. This retarded meme is a play on two memes, wojak and the doomer, which makes it entirely unoriginal. I just wish people would post cheese pizza, sinks, and gore to get rid of all these fucking faggot niggers.

>imagine letting something posted on shitty Jow Forums effect your normal life.
I didn't realize people let Jow Forums get to them that much.

>my free cams
MyFreeCooms.coom

This meme isn’t going anywhere it’s just too good. Isn’t he just also IRL wojak

>Everything is just a play on an old meme.

boohoo who fucking cares

fuck off reddit

As long as your energy is below the waist you can’t even defeat midget