Proud wanker thread

No matter how many infographics and shitty coomer (aka sneed 2) memes you faggots post, I'm still going to jerk off to femdom, straight shota, futanari, adult breastfeeding, lesbian cuckholdry, consensual cuddling, etc. 4 or more times times a day. You may claim that porn is made by the jews, but I would retort that you need to watch more quality porn to understand. As a gentile independent literary pornographer, I am of the opinion that masturbation is an invigorating activity that clears helps to gain focus and strengthens the mind's eye (and other senses). If you agree with me, please fill out the capcha on a touch screen compatible device, type "nigger" in the comment box, cum on the post button, and press it while rubbing it off

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Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/RHKVDAAW
streamable.com/argsm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

whoa that's a big asian booty, my cock's really sore already but I'M GONNA COOOOMMMMM to this thick asian booty!

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Keep seething coomer.

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

/nofap/ is unironically based.
It has given me much more energy and focus.
Fapping is degenerate and a waste of time. You could literally be doing anything else other than touching yourself like a dumb monkey.
Stop looking at weird shit and get a hobby, try going outside. Exercise and get stronk and get a hawt gurl.

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cringe
back to your discord, tranny

Degenerate, the whole world pities you.

VWAAAH

CCCCAAAANT
SSSSSSSTTTTOOOOOOOPPP

CCCOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMIIIIIIING

I got your discord right here, hans.

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but... but... I NEED TO COOOOOOOOM

Lets cum together bros

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this is retarded. Every time I masturbate i feel like shit and have no confidence for days after. Quit brainwashing yourself into thinking pixels on a screen are hot and go be productiveE.

This. When I see internet thots, I don't want to jack off, I want to fuck them myself

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What is even the objective of this shitty meme?

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*cooms*

>seeing
You guys don't know how to masturbate properly.

I masturbate about t times a day.

Don't do it people. It's bad

The jew fears the destruction of their judeo-bourgeois materialism. Indeed, you are a slave for the Jewish capitalists the finance the destruction of your soul. It is sad.

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DA JOOZ

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This meme has given me a strong desire to stop wanking. Keep it up

Stop jerking off and read /mlp/ greentext instead
pastebin.com/RHKVDAAW

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ENOUGH THINKING ABOUT IT LETS COOOOOOOOOOM

Imagine being such a low test beta that ejaculating drains you of energy. Ejaculating.

I wonder who finances porn and then largely distributes it for free, or who throughout the history of porn was a driving force for its creation. Stay ignorant cum brain.

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OH FUCK GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK COOOOOOMMMMMIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG SSSSSNNNNNNNAAAAAASSSSSS

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strawman all masturbation as part of a 50 orgasm a day regiment

Imagine only being able to cum once a day and then being completely tired and worn out

You don't need to if you aren't masturbating every time you get horny

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>refers to himself as gentile
>not a jew plant
nice try Jewberg

Yeet breet

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COOM

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Pathetic post.

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I was no fapping for 19 years and I still couldn't focus for shit.

>consensual cuddling

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schizos think jews made porn and masturbation is forbidden by alla- I mean jesus so they want to force this into guilting people to stop fapping or some stupid fucking shit they always get into

TL;DR

JUST COOM SOME MORE

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doesn't get more cliche than that

COOMING IS LIFE
I .. NEED.. TO.. COOOOOMM

Are you an african american, negro, black gentleman, from florida, by chance?

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It was just a random ironic shitpost in a "make your own oomer" /v/ thread.

Coom d'état

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Imagine being so beta that cumming made you a vegetable for the rest of the day

Jesus fuck you sound degenerate. I'm taking a break from porn for a few weeks.

Only chimps in captivity jerk off

Enjoy hell coomer

Imagine being so beta that you coom to videos of men fucking the women you want to fuck

DAY OF THE RAKE IS COMING

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Mock the double digits primates who are unable to control themselves

Fucking this.

I don't even jack off that much, but this meme makes me not want to at all.

Cumming clears your head and is a good strategy to occasionally clear your head to focus on your intellectual pursuits and not be focusing on women or sex all the time.
Prove me wrong

its pretty funny. unlike your shitty clownworld psyop

Now the shills are trying to spam /b/ tier threads in Jow Forums

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Don't put so much thought into it, guys.

Just keep cooming some more

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No, I just have ADD and I'm not sure I'm even sentient without Adderal.

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imagine being so beta that you're afraid of ejaculating
people like you aren't meant to breed

desu yeah I spent 2 days jerking off to vn after no-fapping for ages and it felt like such a waste.

It was better when people just posted the image by itself rather than play it up with shitty role-play text.

>No matter how many infographics and shitty coomer (aka sneed 2) memes you faggots post, I'm still going to jerk off to femdom, straight shota, futanari, adult breastfeeding, lesbian cuckholdry, consensual cuddling, etc. 4 or more times times a day.

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>This. When I see internet thots, I don't want to jack off, I want to fuck them myself

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>I must cooooooom

>cooming into socks leads to being a great father
shouldn't you be cooming?

streamable.com/argsm

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Just coom, guys

Hey OP found your favorite restaurant

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DO YOU MIND IF I COOOOOOOOOOM OVER YOUR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BRO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The jannies HATE this meme. I wonder why?

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GONNA COOOOM
IN THE ASS

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you know how to tell if a meme is real or forced?
just ask yourself if it goes against the jewish agenda.
jews want you to fap, all the main pornographers are jews and at 1% of the population, thats pretty indicting. it sucks out your life force and wastes your time while Moshe is out there swindling your shekels.

kek

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Imagine being so beta you're afraid of meeting actual women

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>sjws call you an incel
>Jow Forums calls you a coomer
horseshoe theory was right...

AH YES YES AH UGHNNN UHGGNNNN IM JACKING HARD BROS AH YES AH UGHG GHHGGGNGGGN UGH IM GONNA UGH IM COOOOOMING UGHH AAAA

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okay beta that cums once then can't stand up for the rest of the day

I am not a jew and I create porn, explain how this works nigger
I choose when to be horny, I enjoy being horny so I choose to do so often
imagine being so fucking beta that you can't create a mental video of you engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl

when im with a woman i cum multiple times
you betas would do it once and fall asleep

The answer is so obvious.

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I like wobbly white girls getting pussy pounded and pummeled by thiccc Nigger dicks. But what does this have to do with politics? Stop politicizing my Nut you morons. I’ve never paid for porn and never will. The kike doesn’t get one cent from me and fuck you. I think Niggers should be pets kept locked in cells and nigger cages and only let out to barbarian Fuck PAWG pussy. so fuck you.

SJWs believe in complete sexual liberation while Jow Forums preaches restraint. You're right they're completely the same thing!

>Coom Cheese Wonton

>I like wobbly white girls getting pussy pounded and pummeled by thiccc Nigger dicks.

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>But what does this have to do with politics?

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you're going to get ED and turn into a literal faggot. have fun user.

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Nice Kike flag fed posting glow nigger faggot

how do you guys even manage not having erections in public? I'm 26 and I can't stay comfortable if i don't fap daily

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>when I'm with a woman

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I don't watch porn, but I often masturbate at night because it makes me sleep faster. Also when I'm in the middle of doing something around home and I get super horny I'll go bust a nut to clear my head and get back to whatever I was doing. I'm not sure what some or you guys are doing that masturbation is making you feel like a loser or whatever, but maybe stop being fags?

Reminder: This is a "real" meme from the same faggots who brought you coomer
what the actual fuck is this

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You feel like shit for fucking days? Really? What kind of a loser are you? I jerk off everyday. Still go to the gym. Still go to my job, and work OT. Yet your stupid leaf ass has opiate withdrawals from cumming? Good luck ever reproducing virgin

seething incel

>coom meme
>fed posting
You're getting your memes confused, shill.

these guys are uber betas

>I create porn
Than what are you doing here?

projecting coomcel

CANT READ WELL CUZ COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM ALL OVER THE SCREEN

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poorfag 1 monitor nigger