NOPORN HERO

>If only you knew how bad i had to COOOOOM

>Lizzie Velásquez
OOHHH GOD IM GOONNA COO...

My favorite pornstar was Alaina Dawson since she looked like an old flame, but she left the scene after stealing a fucking bong.

After that it was actually easy for me to go on noporn. My brain burned out on porn. Easy to go on nofap too. Now I do 7-day cycles to help at the gym.

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rocky emerson is 5'1

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I'd tell you how to do it if I knew you were 18+. There's a way to figure out stuff really fast on chan.

IM GONNNNA IM GONNNNA

COOOMMMMM

Bro. Unironically based thread. And I kek’d. Ty sir.

Dear god, I want that tall one nao.

I went down coomer road in my early twenties. Like 15 times day every day. Eventually I felt so drained and just started to see everything I got off to as plastic, superficial weird meat, it felt so low and nasal and like obsessing with the grossest elements of physicality. I think there’s hope for coomers if they hit rock bottom

probably poor nutrition from growing up in very poor and neglectful environments

This dude looks exactly like the bad guy on Sin City

Never got that bad but those stories really attest to how strong the human body is. You can bounce back from almost anything but fucked up nerves and joints.

I'm too lazy to do image search. Just tell me her name, she's absolutely cute.

>I'm too lazy to do image search

this is unironically what coom does to the male psyche

No it's almost ten and I just don't feel like it.

Coulda done without pic related though

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Riley reid, kys coom brain

I swear it's always this one German kike who shows up in coomer threads and starts defending him.
He most likely works for some porn company.

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>Riley reid,
Hot thanks.

Have a sense of humor nigger. Based coomer meme is hysterical.

Boomer here. What is the story behind the pic? I don't understand you kids.

Thanks based coomer!!!!

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Riley Reid you fucking incels

based

youtu.be/cXxMIOX-qJA

>He knows pornstars by name
hopefully you just image searched to find that out. otherwise wtf man

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>be some user
>invent meme based on boomer/zoomer/doomer
>it's coomer
>makes fun of porn and masturbation addicts
>its fucking hysterical
>three weeks later a breakthrough is made
>we find OP's pic

So this guy has written nearly ten-thousand reviews of pornos on IMDB. He does nothing but tweet at camwhores and pornstars on twitter and goes to every porn convention. He looks horrifying and he's a gift from God to the anti-porn and anti-masturbation movement.

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jfc I haven't watched porn in years and I knew who that was, that girl is going to need diapers in a few years

literally wtf is this coomer shit

who is this what’s the fucking context fucking kys OP

Gigacoomer supposedly has kids too
He cooms in and out

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Most are tiny because it makes dicks look bigger

Thanks based user.

CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEE

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I somehow managed to stop cooming for 2 hours. What a difference! My intelligence and charisma skyrocketed. For once in my life I was in the zone. I got a girlfriend, then another, then another! Three girlfriends, simultaneously! And then, my mind sharp and clear, unfogged by the evil veil of titty vids, I solved the problem of dark matter. Just like that! Not to mention my bald head miraculously grew back overnight into the shiniest, firmist and softest mullet I have ever seen. So much vigor!

But alas it was not to last. I fell from grace. I violated myself anons. Such sins. The seductive siren Riley Reid was too powerful. I coomed anons. I COOMED. I COOMED LIKE A POWERWASHER. As I sat there, cock dripping and shrivelling, I wept. I could feel my muscles wasting away. My hair was falling out in clumps. My harem of girls vanished as quickly as they appeared. My brain, shrivelling and atrophying, only cared for one thing. Cooming.

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There was a guy on a forum I posted on named MagicDonut and he could name literally any pornstar or porno.

He made it big off btc and moved his operation to reddit under the name TragicDonut iirc

>incels
>angrily corrects a whores name
You fucking loser

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Sigh

OH FUCK
GUESS WHAT?
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

is this a coomer anthem?

Kike mods will ban this meme like they did braaaaapposting because it exposed cumbrain OPs that show roastie

thanks fellow coomer

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Pretty short girls move to porn / erotica
Pretty tall girls become models

riley reid is the fkn best -- she looks 14

Lol checked

she's actually a 6 footer
chad coomer is 8 ft 13 standing on his boner.

sorry some of us don’t spend all fucking day living on the internet. who’s the faggot in the OP and what did he do

kek, i read this in aunt bea's voice.

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OMG that meme top kek.
>Toilet paper roll on desk.
Literally me.

you kidding? he makes coomers look hella based

nah man she's good with makeup and stuff but she's cashed, she's got to be at least 30

>all those tats
you can have her

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eww tall girls are weird

Wow riley reid looks extremely Jewish when in non flattering angles....
Bro anyone who has ever watched porn online would be able to at least identify riley Reid or sasha grey in a non porn setting. Maybe Elsa Jean but that's because she's a great source of meme face material.

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B to the A to the S to the T to the E

ha i know but she "looks 14"

Started as a failed meme but not its amazing because this creepy af guy is literally the world's biggest porno addict and it's super hilarious how bad it is like is saying.

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uh oh

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No bro. I’m a genx’er. I still fap to dvd’s Of Silvia saint and terra Patrick. We have no idea who any pornstar past 2002 is.

Where the hell is his lower body?

sage slide threads

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is the coomer meme real? I havnt coomed since i saw it and i have less interest in cooming now.

"the proud spirit cannot endure to be mocked"

~Thomas More, referring to the devil.

The COOM meme has done more to get me away from porn than any shame or logic ever did.

streamable.com/xd48f

streamable.com/argsm

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youtube.com/watch?v=DvwhBZ4aaQQ

Coomer documental

FUCK JANNIES

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>news, world events, political issues, and other related topics

This thread concerns news regarding world events. More specifically, these world events concern the political issue of pornography in contemporary society. The previously mentioned news is the discovery of Coomer Prime and the discussion of its relevance to world events is Coomer Prime's potential in bolstering the social movement of anti-pornography and anti-masturbation.

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Based. COOM addicted jannies HATE this meme. Hits too close to home.

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based and coom pilled

You should be concerned about how easily swayed you are.

Nope. You're not talking about any specific policy or regulation or anything that relates the porn to politics. So it's off topic. It's just you using a guy who jacks off to porn to smear your fellow anonymous into a frenzy.

She would be super hot without those tattoos.

>You're not talking about any specific policy or regulation or anything that relates the porn to politics

You're acting like BLACKED and KARA BOGA and even /nsg/ thread are talking about policy and regulation.

The deleterious effects of pornography on the young and old mind are nothing if not political at their core.

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I would be more concerned if you were not at all swayed by it

Or.. it has literally nothing to do with the fucking board's topics and you guys are fucking annoying since you hijack entire fucking threads with it?

I'm not playing your stupid "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE IT!" game with you faggots. You're insufferable. It's not the content -- it's your spamming of the content.

since her name is known and you already know about that already.

took me like two seconds.

image search as long as you use the right search engine you can find it instantly usually or really fast.

fpbp

It wouldn’t make me gay if me and another dude fucked her pussy at the same time.
Dicks rubbing together is just the byproduct of 2 men filling a hole at the same time.

He is the hero pol needs but does not the one it deserves.

is she saying nigga lol

coomer roadmap
>erotica
>vanilla sex massage
>Voyeur
>Close ups
>Threesome
>BBC
>Incest
>Cuck
>Trannies
>Animals / furry
>pedo
Become trannies or paedophiles

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>You're acting like BLACKED and KARA BOGA and even /nsg/ thread are talking about policy and regulation.

Uh no. Those are all off topic too. I spent years of my fucking life reporting those threads and getting them deleted too. Don't read shit in my post I never typed out. Don't pull "if you disagree with X you must be Y" on me. You guys do this every fucking time, it's predictable.

You just want to spam shitposts. Just admit it.

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>I spent years of my fucking life reporting those threads and getting them deleted too
Looks like you both don't know how to enjoy yourself and can't appreciate the fact that injecting humor and goodwill into anti-cumbrain ideology is a way to strengthen it.

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