/cht/ Coomer Humor Thread

this is a coom d'é·tat

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I'm fucking Cooming.

I'M GONNA

I unironically coomed to that hhhnnnngg thank you oh ffffffffuucckk

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MY COCK IS RED

>leaf making sensical post
>meme acknowledging the damage of porn
These are the end times, aren't they?

He warned us
>inb4 Varg is a retard

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Holy fuck I just want to google blacked raw one last time. I want to cooom big milky white sloppy loads I want to beat my meat like it owes me money

Mr. Zsasz?

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that's good

COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

BRB gonna go take a big coom.

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Repent!

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>ITT: discord trannies
If you are going to raid atleast do it less obvious

glad that I'm not the only one to see the resemblance

Why do you pee when you poo but not poo when you pee?

This will get banned by cumbrain mods and jannies like braaapposting, they don't like a mirror held to their faces for shit threads

Friggin hero

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>My meat watching me coom for the fourth time today

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Virgin Coomer vs. Chad Block

Can someone make some coomer copypasta? Some guy just laid the fuck out after cumming 4 times in 3 hours to various vids. Cum all over the keyboard. He’s thinking about life?

It's unironically good for nofap
>start relapsing
>"if i go through with this I'm nothing more than a COOOOOMER"
>say COOM COOM COOM out loud
>feel disgusted for even thinking of relapsing

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i saw your post in the other thread, ease up

We should start a COOMERS ANONYMOUS group.

Help anons get off porn

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>Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are some examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:

>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.

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This and Ram Ranch is a powerful spell

What the fuck is this retarded meme.

I'm just here for the coomies

Look how mad this Coomer is

That's not actually happening. That will never happen. The idea that that is the intention is a lie and a stalking horse. The only purpose of this meme is to be spammed in ongoing threads to derail them, and then have slide threads dedicated to it push other threads off the catalog.

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Go to hell forcedmeme kikefags, I hate jews so fucking much.

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

>Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are some examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:

>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.

>The variety of threads allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse befitting of the board. Attempts to disrupt the board will not be tolerated, nor will calls to disrupt other boards and sites.

>If you want a place to discuss topics not related to news, world events, or politics, please try Jow Forums - International/Random,

I dont understand how the meme is a kike meme if its forcing people to realize how fucked porn culture is

show your real flag mohel

based memetics, bumping.
godspeed user, we are gonna make it

Just coom, coomer. It'll set you at ease.

Hell yeah i need to coooooooom

It's a kikememe because it's trying to shame and guilt trip this board. It's no different than spamming DEFEND THIS Jow Forums or posting pictures of some ugly nerd and saying THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE ON POL LOOKS LIKE...

Same spirit, same attitude, same people coming up with this shit. How many user's are going to give up posting here because we can't talk about on-topic shit and everyone uses forced memes? The brains have already drained away from this place. That's exactly what the kikes and their tranny pets always wanted.

>I dont understand how the meme is a kike meme
Kys coomcuck

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

>Off-topic and /b/-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts, the following are some examples of off-topic and/or /b/-tier threads:

>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)
>Are X white?
>Is X degeneracy?
>How come X girls love Y guys so much?
>If X is true, then how come Y? Checkmate Z.

>The variety of threads allowed here are very flexible and we believe in freedom of speech, but we expect a high level of discourse befitting of the board. Attempts to disrupt the board will not be tolerated, nor will calls to disrupt other boards and sites.

>If you want a place to discuss topics not related to news, world events, or politics, please try Jow Forums - International/Random,

100% true. Why can't they see this man? By next week this meme will be long gone just because the forcers and spammers will move onto the next big thing getting under everyone's skin.

The very word COOM is so fucking funny to me that I'm basically not capable of being serious enough about fapping to go through with it. oooHHHH FUK IM GONNA - COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM lmfao how can you honestly jack off after seeing that 200 times on Jow Forums. It's impossible.

>It's a kikememe because it's trying to shame and guilt trip this board

Have you ever considered that shame and guilt could be used for a positive purpose?

This is actually a really, really good idea. Make a thread.

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Lol what?

>Why can't they see this man?
Because we melted our brains with COOOOOOOOOM

>jews are trying to shame you out of watching porn

top kek

>Yes goyim, keep spamming my memes on anonymous image boards instead of doing anything productive in reality.

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Reminder the discord is by a literal joshua goldberg, fuck you kike

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>still trying to force this shit

This one is actually good, well done

>wtf are satire accounts

...said the (((memeflag)))

>instead of doing anything productive in reality.
Because they’re too busy cooooooooooming

I'm going to fap right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>fap right now
YOU BETTER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FOR THE KIKES

>Jews are making you attack the people on your side thus weaking your side. Congratulations.

>Jews are making you piss off more and more anonymous users who are just going to turn into more bitter trolls trying to piss off more anonymous users.

>Jews know that if we are fighting ourselves, we will never have the resolve to fight them.

For good measure, I'll call you a kike too.

Nope. There is nothing ever good about unwarranted shame or guilt. None of you guys trying to shame people for fapping can't prove your aren't literally fapping while posting this stuff. You're anonymous, no one has any reason to believe anything you say here.

seething coombrain

Let the COOM hit the floor
Let the COOM hit the floor
Let the COOM hit the floor
Let the COOM hit the floor
Beaten my meat why for (why for)
Can't fap much more
(Here we go, here we go,IM GONNA COOM)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give now
Cooming again (again)
This is the end
(Here we go, here we go, here we go IM GONNNNNNAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

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You kikefags are already hasbara yourselves huh ?

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>shame or guilt
Ain’t got no guilt till after you COOOOOOOOM

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Report the kikes guise, they are behing the raid

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t. seething porn addict

>increasingly nervous man

It's clear you don't understand the meme at all. This isn't supposed to cause infighting, or hurt feelings, it's supposed to remind the userbase how much they're subject, or slave, to their vices. The only people that want more vices, more porn, are jews, so do you see why you arguing against the meme is actually counterproductive? You are socially subsidizing porn

Kikes are so fucking cringe , report them and kick them out

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RAIDED BY SEETHING COOMBRAINERS

show flag coomer

Fuck you shlomo, get out my board

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t. seething porn addict

Looks like he tried to COOOOM in that chicken