So I just fugged a literal purple hair feminist "comedienne". Least she skinny...

So I just fugged a literal purple hair feminist "comedienne". Least she skinny. How do I damage control to keep from being #metoo'd?

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suicide

Omw

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It's a bit of a meme nowadays but an acid bath actually works pretty well

i doubt ull be meetod as long as she got a good dick down, if u were trash i guess i would suggest u try and prove she consented. talk to ppl who saw u before u did the deed they might be witnesses

Get her to send you nudes and sexts.
Save forever.

No one gives a fuck about you so you’re probably safe.

as long as you hit is right you got nothing to worry about, or you can save some written sexy communication

tell her you are trans and she will add you on facebook

post the nudes here

This is prob the right answer. I reckon she'll be high on dick for 2 days, get her to self incriminate in that time.

Too risky, sry leaf

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yes get pics with your dick in her mouth and keep as insurance to send to all her family and friends if she tries to harm you.

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post her dick

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Please tell me you had her sign the DOJ 1350.12 Revision 2018 Heterosexual Consent Form
FOOL

Shit man you could be my twin. Take this down before my wife thinks I cheated on her.

Dead people don't testify

Sry, guess you better just go an cheat on her since youll get trouble for it either way

Take some sedatives real quick then call the cops and accuse her of raping you after you refused her advances because you're gay for non gendered dick.

Send her a text saying "I you call the cops about what I just did to you, I'll make you very fucking sorry."

In no way will that make you look guilty.

>54321
you're now under my control, do as I said

Would love to read all that if it wasnt blurry as fuck

engage in a long term relationship and slowly redpill her.

that's actually a crime lol

No.

engage in a short term relationship and immediately tell her Hitler did nothing wrong

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>How do I damage control to keep from being #metoo'd?

Unironically have her send you pictures.

Post your debts

Accuse her first
#believemen

Consent forms
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Send her a text the morning after saying "hey it was nice to meet you!" or something. Something that will get her to text back so you have a record to show that she was fine after you were with her.

If you didnt save texts of her making advancements, you're fucked. If you didnt video tape it, you're fucked. If you didnt get follow up messages from her about how much she enjoyed it, you're fucked.

>t. Someone falsely accused of rape.

I'm not sure I even know her name m8, let alone #

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it's over

Have video like matress girl

Get checked for herpes

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There is nothing you can do now. The only way to prevent metoo is to have consent papers signed all throughout the sexual intercourse. Ideally every 5 seconds. But then again within that 5 second interval the woman might have decided that you were being too rapey and therefore she was raped.

>Least she skinny
low T

#metoo her first. Say she took advantage of you and guilted you in to fucking her. Make sure you shed a few tears when you tell the sad tale.