Storm area 51

There’s a lot of booked hotels in the area for that day so I’m guessing there will be a turnout

I doubt we'll find anything. We've given them enough time to hide the alien bodies and space crafts. But there's a chance they were too lazy or neglectful. We might find something

i really doubt livestreaming works. even if it did, these "conspiracy experts" should expect the government to block any wireless communication in the area.

I'm sure lot of people will but chances are it's basically like this
Lot of folks will come to nearby areas for grilling and partying
The most memetastic squad will go with their trailers and motorhomes and probably few busses to where the public road is closest.
Few whackoos actually start walking over the desert to get there while few will probably try to drive to the "gate"

I doubt we will get more than hand full of people arrested for actually trespassing let alone anyone getting themselves killed or actually getting inside.

The best part is all of these fools have willingly spilled all of their personal information all over the wuhb. Now they are showing them exactly who will be there.

groupthought - they cant kill all of us....
okay then.

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You are subject to what it says on all of the signs - $1000 fine and a year in fed prison
That's enough to keep 95 pct of people away.
You run in there with a weapon -that's a different story

every faggot is press now though

It's cheap, and a year is a cake walk.
Besides you miss the part where they can't stop all of us. Enough people can and would over power the guards.

Maybe you're not aware of heavens gate cult? And they didn't have internet for recruitment. Imagine the following people can get today with internet.

They literally can stop you all..it's an active military base

I'm going to laugh when you guys get merked

i hope you're larping but its not my place to stop you or anyone else
a year in fed prison is a cakewalk maybe for women, but not men

i'm pretty sure they still have to ask obama permission to touch the guns. so it's probably going to be private security forces set up for the 20th, or maybe some actual MPs. unlikely though as they would be zero threat to anyone.

I'm going

>they didn't have internet for recruitment

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Where do you live?

lol, you dont have to goto area 51 to meet aliens, you can fuck one behind the gas station for enough $, or just listen really hard, while on drugs lol

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was gonna go desu but no one would go with me

I hope they bring water trucks and turn the hose on zoom zooms. Oh wait
>Nevada desert
I guess they'll use sandblasters...

>useful idtiots
what are these cretins being used as a distraction for,I wonder

I honestly hope 50,000 people show up and walk into the base, shattering the belief of military superiority.
But I know that's not going to happen.

2 people. And the air force guys will feel bad for them and give them a tour.

If even one person tries I think it would of been a success. An over-response from the government would be perfect.

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>I guess they'll use sandblasters...
You know there's these things called water trucks, right?

>will anyone show up?
the 3/5 of the american population is fat and disabled
the only one that gonna show up are the instragram thot and the douchbag attention whore
thats about it
they gonna take a couple selfie "the end"
no one will ever know what the fuck is at area 51 not even the president

maybe a few hundred or a few thousand people will come and stand around like retards for a bit, some might try to get close or drive up to the gate, mostly it will just be like a festival or something.

Jeez.What a bunch of retards.

I hope all the libtard reddit users naruto run headfirst into their demise. 10 out of 10 will upvote

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i wanna know what's in the pyramid there

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You know a smarter idea would be, let's storm a lobbyist, they can't stop us all.

nobody is going to storm anything and if they do live fire (or any applied weapon with intent of death) makes humans run like rats.

yes goy,storm area51

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I'm undecided. Not sure if I want to go in as a Kyle or as a Naruto runner

? those people were fined and released

What time does this kick off? Fuck you, I'm not looking it up.

I will be there in 50 minutes

This

what if area 51 is just a giant asshole and there's
nothing but shit there.

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A. Fuck off, we're full.
B. Any burgers who show up are nigger tier retarded. It's literally just an Air Force base.

and here, we, go

They'll use those caterpillar D9s to run over good goyim

>you miss the part where they can't stop all of us. Enough people can and would over power the guards.
>active fucking military base
i really hope this is b8

Hopefully lots of people show up

Gtfo oven dodger

lol lincoln county is gonna spend their entire annual budget dealing with this

Kek'd

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Gtfo oven dodger

Where can we watch your live stream? Post link, faggot

>i wanna know what's in the pyramid there
Could that be anymore of a photoshop?

>You are subject to what it says on all of the signs - $1000 fine and a year in fed prison
And gun free zone signs stop school shootings, right?

You know the actual Area 51 airfield is several miles in the restricted area. Most of it is just empty desert.

See any /out/ 'tards die' thread for what will actually happen. Water runs out, tards die of heatstroke until the airforce helis in aid.

Most of the world's emos don't know that.

aliens are so 1990's. i want to see trump's taxes.

yeah thats why i said it will keep 95 pct of people away

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no, but snipers do

Checked, disappointed

Yeah just give up an entire year of your life for a fucking meme, you dipshit

ka-boom

Good. Fuck that entire Mexican colony of a state.

I think it'll be more than 2 people. Over 2 million have RSVPed as going. Obviously most of those are LARPing/trolling/lack the followthrough, etc. But even one third of 1% is over 6000 people. Most of those would just hang out and party by the rendezvous point (which is like 60 miles from the actual Area 51). But say 10% actually want to go through with it, start marching. They're not going to make it 60 miles, but some of them will have preparation. Maybe even dune buggies. Never underestimate the idiocy of large groups of people.

This being America, some people might be armed. Some that intent on raiding a military base. The authorities (both local law enforcement and Air Force) would respond to the trespassers with non-lethal means initially (sound, bean bag guns, etc), but if someone starts firing, it could be a bloodbath.

But I think is interesting, what amuses and frustrates me, is the creator's ignorant insistence that everyone is trolling on the exact same level of irony as him. "They can't stop all of us! We're going to Naruto run lol"

It's like, idiot, you think the 2 million you tapped into all know that meme. Area 51 lore has been around for DECADES. It's a boomer fixation. They're not all smirking like you.

how would zoguards stop 100 000 people with motorcycles?its impossible

See that warning sign? I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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I hope there will be a livestream.. I wanna see some idiots getting shot...

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It will be another ABC agency meetup, just like the proudgoy rally.

>glowing, the post.

Televised mass murder. Love it.

Maybe about a few hundred will come

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Mutts OBSESSED with the military as usual. Do you give every Corporal Coon a suck in the bogs to thank him for his service?

army needs to browse pornhub too

>millions of school shooters arrive at area 51 and free the ayy lmaos
if only these sperglords were this based

Thats a twitter trend I can get behind. Turn it into Basecon 2019, 2020. etc.

most likely take

if i am not wrong they organise a massive event with music there
most people will be there to party i guess

you got a source on that, (((homie)))?
kek

with 2k+ it will be massively overloaded

>no one will ever know what the fuck is at area 51
Implying

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IF you get past the guys in Ford trucks, which probably have M4's, people with 7.62 belt fed weapons will be next. I doubt there's a lot of cover out there and the effective range on one is probably around 800 meters. What happens when you arrive to the inevitability locked buildings? If you aren't shot dead, you're doing a year. The only way to get a fed record expunged is a presidential pardon. I hope you're larping and not just being a dumb fuck.

just read what happened to the last US president who tried to know what's going on at Area 51
they said they would fight even the US president so no one knows

You just described all of the US

Il be watching from the sugar bunker, with my sugar gals

Why didnt the lifegaurd save the hippie?

He was too farrrrr oooouuut dude!

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Goddamnit I hope no one tries to go out there armed. There's a time and a place for 2A to be used as intended but not because there might be aliens on a desert military base. Can anyone prioritize anymore?

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I agree. I just think that it's not out of the realm of possibility that a couple of insane idiots who take this joke far enough to actually try to raid a military base might bring firearms.

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the weapon are so advanced they could microwave anyone getting close to the point where they would puke and shit themselves to death
if anything this is a PR stunt

Damn I envy you burgers so much...