PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AYY LMAO EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

>TRUMP 4EVA 6/21/19
pic.twitter.com/JDS4zUXXJG
ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Best Moments from the Lewandowski Hearing 9/17/19
youtu.be/CwKBypbqz4c
>Pres Trump arrives @LAX 9/17/19
youtu.be/3G5JUQPLSlg
youtu.be/R8F_CI0G4jg
>Pres Trump departs Moffett Federal Airfield CA 9/17/19
youtu.be/tmOVwQPfQDk
>Pres Trump arrives in Mountain View CA 9/17/19
youtu.be/lxWOyQtzSpo
>Pres Trump departs NM 9/17/19
youtu.be/74siXv7Yzzk
>VP Pence @Naturalization Ceremony 9/17/19
c-span.org/video/?464374-1/
>VP Pence @Heritage Fdn on USMCA 9/17/19
youtu.be/FtLXWfFnau0
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Bahraini Crown Prince Salman 9/17/19
dvidshub.net/video/709549/
>DefSec Esper welcomes Bahraini DM Abdulla 9/17/19
c-span.org/video/?464393-1/
>Corey Lewandowski on FoxNews 9/17/19
youtu.be/cIm0ZllZARo
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley outside WH 9/17/19
c-span.org/video/?464401-1/
>PrinDepPressSec Gidley on FoxNews 9/17/19
youtu.be/NV7J5ORkpTg
>FTCChair Simons/AsstAG4Antitrust Delrahim @Senate on Antitrust 9/17/19
c-span.org/video/?464378-1/
>Corey Lewandowski @House on Muh Obstruction 9/17/19
c-span.org/video/?464369-1/
>USAF 2019 AFA Air/Space/Cyber Conf - Day 2 9/17/19
dvidshub.net/video/709481/ (C2)
dvidshub.net/video/709498/ (AF Update)
dvidshub.net/video/709531/ (Threat&Strat)
dvidshub.net/video/709510/ (Airmen)
dvidshub.net/video/709548/ (Town Hall)
dvidshub.net/video/709557/ (Space Power)

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

nypost.com/2016/06/09/science-says-liberal-beliefs-are-linked-to-pyschotic-traits/
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk
archive.fo/51r0I
archive.fo/zkzHn
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/225743652
archive.vn/sWQWi
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/225847143
youtu.be/Cki0RVX841I
whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MAGA

MAGA

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MAGA

MIGA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Retards deserve to get shot for trying to barge in to a military base

Polling at 1% of a primary. No war is coming

>iSlut.com

No sharia could resist

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You're damned right we have secrets that deserve to be protected

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Tell me /ptg/. Am I correct in thinking that all trump really needs to do is pay lip service to israel while refusing to attack syria or iran? All he needs to do is not fight their battles for them and something significant will happen?

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Cool. Who the fuck is Jeff?

How are they struggling to hold to account in their opinion?

You mad Trump is sucking both Saudi Arabia's and Israel's dick?

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He doesn’t care

Voting should have background checks, mental health checks as well as drug tests and Identification. This is even more important than gun control, but we can tie them together if you like.

Let's take away the vote from the drug addicted and mentally ill libtards and then we can fix the "gun problem"...

>Science says liberals, not conservatives, are psychotic

nypost.com/2016/06/09/science-says-liberal-beliefs-are-linked-to-pyschotic-traits/

Who is this?

>I have no obligation to be honest with the media
Based as fuck.

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The Trump in the Dump
The Trump in the Dump, in French,
Trump dans le dépotoir,
In Mexican which I love
And let me tell you, I adore Mexicans and Hispanics, too. I simply love these people... and, no! No! Hear me out! (Applause, standing ovation from twenty white people who went to the "rally")
Crooked Hillary, and her Congressional Swamp buddies have stopped my wall. But, with private donations, I can guarantee that roughly ten trillion miles of Border Wall are definitely gonna be built!

You won't have to pay
For the wall I won't build…
My voters are so dumb, though,
They let me play the field!

I'm the Trump in the Dump, in
Chinese,
"Twade all Wong!"
In Russian,
"Can't we all just all get along?"

I'm the Trump in the Dump to libtards,
A lame duck
But don't tell the magatards
They are stupid as fuck
Maybe I grab your guns?
Maybe I don't, who can say?
I might sign a law tomorrow that I
Condemn today

I'm the Trump in the Dump
Donations appreciated
If the money runs dry
Creepie Joah will be elated
Maybe I drain the swamp?
Maybe why I don't is understood
When you say "womp womp"
It just does no good

Cos I'm the
I'm the Trump in the Dump
To MAGAtards, >orange man bad
When they send me their welfare checks
They are the greatest fuck I ever had
Pedos welcome from here to Chicago
From Chicago to the Coast
If caught your banned from Mar A Lago
But you can still play host

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Don S. Davis as General Hammond in Stargate SG-1. He's dead now.

Get off my lawn.

Welfare recipients of any background vote dem.

「I love Trump and I hate gun control」
Call your or other people's representatives and senators at federal and state level you niggers. Email them, write letters like the boomers do which apparently works, and screech at their offices autistically. I don't think anything will come out of this, but it's better to be safe than sorry now isn't it. It makes no sense for you to come down here and whine impotently like how jews do about how one faggoty failed Austrian painter supposedly killing millions of their kind. Also read this:
amp.usatoday.com/amp/1916451001

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly blocked gun control legislation in the senate because he's smart enough to realize how stupid that would be. Also, please do the same to the White House. Trump more or less likely has interns here watching us, but fill up the lines. Let him know how you feel about this pretty bad idea.

The fact people fail to understand that, considering the people manning the federal government (the blokes answering phones, for instance) are the same as 40 years ago and trained by the same as 80 years ago, no wonder that THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK FOR INTERNET OUTRAGE. But clogged phone lines? That get forwarded very fast to representatives and the executive as feedback from their base.

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. START SCREECHING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS NOW, NIGGERS. DO IT MY FRENS. START SCREECHING AT EVERY REPUBLICAN CONGRESSNIGGER.

ALSO. THE LORD OF ALL BOOMERS RUSH LIMBAUGH AND DON JR. ARE AGAINST RED FLAG LAWS. THIS IS GOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH. MAKE YOUR SCREECHY FAGGY NIGGER VOICES HEARD, NIGGERS.
rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2019/08/06/red-flag-laws-are-a-pipeline-to-gun-control/
youtube.com/watch?v=9pNTeohWpuk

LIVES AND RIGHTS ARE ON THE LINE.
PERDUE IS AGAINST THEM
archive.fo/51r0I

#3 man for the Republicans are against them too
archive.fo/zkzHn

OY VEY IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH

That doesn't suggest they are "trafficking ET". It means they are trafficking TO ET. Them 'drenos are quite a big deal for ayy. This is probably what they are hiding at A51.

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DRUMPF

kek

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Saving on a long shot.
Kind of a Hillarian wager
If Hillary exists she’s infinitely despicable
If ayys exist they may or may not be victim to hills cruelty. But due to its infinite nature better to act as if.

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>mfw it was the Xenojews all along

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Imagine having to photoshop your face in order to hide your moon crater sized scars

>Lewandowski still wants to please daddy
ok Anderson...

I HATE white people!

pedo satanists BTFO

Women cursing is cringe bro so is a woman president. Very gay

Less then 100,000 white babies aborted. Say what you will this was a long time coming. Nobody will be as degenerate as millennials and younger Xers were

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>pro choice
>pro life
>what race it it?
>barking at niggers

OH no no no no

Why did Trump idiotically call Bashar Al-Assad an animal and claim he used chemical weapons against his own people on three different occasions which have all conclusively been proven by the OPCW to have been staged by Al Qaeda?

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OY vey! How will we make shekels off dead babies now?!

blz resbond. Maybe everyone has aus flag flitered because of that fag shitting up the threads.

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Because doing so advances Israel's agenda

Can't we just use sterilization so (((people))) don't make money off dead baby parts? If we sterilize nigger women there will be no more nigger babies.

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So, Trump's immigration policies.

everything looks gay, to that gay privileged white male

Good morning. I didn't die in my sleep and haven't coughed any blood up yet.

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Correct. Iran's economy is in the shitter and the mullahs will get forced out if it continues. Syria is consolidating under Assad little by little. Those two countries developing peaceful relations with the US all but ends the possibility of major war in the middle east - the only remaining hot spots would be Yemen and the Palestinian territories. That means we can go home. Israel (as the headquarters of Trotskyite Globohomo, Incorporated) very much does not want us to go home.

But I don't want to pick my own cotton.

No not at all. You people are unironically just lying to yourself

>it was just an itty bitty fewony that we caught before it affected ewection wesults

Why would you though?

If Trump had actually meant that, Assad would be dead & Syria would be under the control of Iran & Russia now. It's all part of the gamne that iSlut has zero idea of what happens in the real world.

I blame Heavy Metal

Nigger, read those line items. Those are EXACTLY Trump's immigration policies.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/225743652 - “How to turn every Trump supporter against Israel without hurting Trump”
archive.vn/sWQWi

>NOTE (importint):
Even if you do not like Trump, or do not have faith in him (honestly it is a naive thing to think Trump supports Israel, but to each its own), if you want to help destroy support for Israel by turning ALL Trump supporters against it, this is the way to do it.

Another thread related:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/225847143 - “If you think Trump supports Israel, you're retarded”

youtu.be/Cki0RVX841I - “Rabbi says pedophile rape is not to be reported according to jewish law”

pastebin.com/Dxfbz9ip - “Just for some perspective” - 2 minute read, redpills anyone.

archive.vn/PYUQo - “Mega Group, Maxwells, and Mossad: The Spy Story at the Heart of the Jeffrey Epstein Scandal”

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We have machines to do that. No tractor has ever called me a racist white man.

>I drunk drove but didn't kill anyone, Officer

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>Welfare recipients of any background vote dem.
Farmers and red state welfare recipients vote dem now?

This was Donald Trumps press secretary.

I have nothing to add to this.

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>image
oh nooo, that sucks

HAPPENING

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Boomer Degeneracy will never be surpassed, Grandpa. Sorry.

So pay them minimum wage, keep them out of cities, and whip/lynch/sterilize them for misbehavior.

>Trump does EO to get rid of Dream Act
>Gives congress 6 months to sort it out
>They do nothing
>Judge says hol up hol up
Supreme court waiting to kill Obama again

>226966993
>t. A gorilla nigger

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>it could discourage low information voters from going to the polls at all
How is this a bad thing?

>I tried to rob a bank, but I didn't even get any money

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No it’s pro DACA and would make catch & release part of the process not as a result of overcrowding and bureaucracy. You’re just full of yourself on whatever reddit or 8gag bullshit you heard on the internet

Sorry. F. Unfortunately I woke up as well.

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How is /ourguy/ Netanyahu doing in the Israel election?

Based mestizos and indios not having abortions and popping out a kid a year per woman

Fug, I meant to link to this:
HAPPENING

He lost, but he is polling well for 2020 in the US.

>Press are faggots
Pottery

Farmers? That’s a very small group. Red state welfare recipients? Yes, especially, in the South where lost welfare recipients are black.

I’m 20

We could probably trick them into self-sterilization. Remember that there was an Ohio state democrat nigger woman who wanted to add an amendment to a heart beat bill because not allowing nigger women to murder their own unborn children is "white supremacy".

Name one heavy metal song saying to abort babbies.

Hispanics have a higher abortion rate then all but blacks and are below replacement rate since 2015

This is why attempted murder is a crime.

NOOOOOO!!! ALL ILLITERATE SHITSKINS MUST VOTE!!! NO MATTER WHAT THEIR CITIZENSHIP STATUS!!! THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!

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>but muh mama Tulsi
These faggots are retarded, I just ignore them.

> At the request of a number of committees of Congress, and for reasons of transparency, the President has directed the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to provide for the immediate declassification of the following materials: (1) pages 10-12 and 17-34 of the June 2017 application to the FISA court in the matter of Carter W. Page; (2) all FBI reports of interviews with Bruce G. Ohr prepared in connection with the Russia investigation; and (3) all FBI reports of interviews prepared in connection with all Carter Page FISA applications.
> In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.
OH SHIT!

[1] whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/

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Shit manslaughter is still a crime as far as I know.
And those are mostly people who didn't attend to kill anyone.

I must say late night /ptg/ was adamant I seek medical attention. Anyway I have a sinus infection, lots of blood when I blow my nose now.

Is ancap here? I have something for him.

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>I am now Sean Caliente

Butchered at Birth by Cannibal Corpse might be about abortion.

You forgot the best part.
>this is also Spicer

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Happening

>vote illegally
>get caught and imprisoned
>this is somehow bad because it might discourage other illegal votes

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*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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