There are so many things wrong with this statue

There are so many things wrong with this statue.
Why is the king of israel naked?
Why is he in a gay posture?
Do we really need to see his dick?
Why does he look less of a warrior and more of a...... i dunno.
Should we give it some clothes?

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Look at that rare flag. Do they have civilization where you're from?

Clearly not. Poor barbarian. Perhaps we should sell him some blankets.

They have lions there. And zebras. They probably want us to come there.

why did David cheat when he accepted to duel Goliath? Ranged weapons are not allowed in duels. Is this a perfect look into the mind of the Jew and its decietful and corrupt attitudes toward life and getting what they want? Why do Christians worship this guy and his lineage?

I seriously did not know they had internet there.

Perfect we'll sell him the blankets and maybe some gunpowder for zebras to sell to Switzerland. Everyone wins. Even the poor unenlightened Savage.

You are a true art expert and have an incredible talent. Please show us your sculpture of David that will be much better than the flawed statue shown in your picture. I can't wait to see your improved statue.

>Do we really need to see his dick?
I just realized that he's not circumcised...

do you have internet in america?

Does your family grow coffee or bus westerners around so they can point and coo at things that are utterly mundane to you and take holiday snaps?

Government job?

Other than those avenues, by rights, I have no idea how you have a computer.

Obviously a slide thread. Covering for what?

What is "internet?"

Why should he be? Circumcision is a jew/muslim meme

because David is a jew you fucking idiotic toothpaste

Absolutely not unless its under a government debt program.

Exactly, Michelangelo put the foreskin back on one of Judaism's central figures. It's a huge fuck-you and very based

It should be remade to be more body positive. The current stature perpetuates an image that is unrealistic for most men.

Yeah. Do you have it in spaghetti hell? Or is that just the Vatican you illiterate sheep herder.

This is why Art History is theoretically pretty cool its just a worthless degree is all.

He's skinny as fuck. what kind of ancient peoples would respect a skinny king.

OP is a VPN kike.

Or a nigger

Saying nigger these days is not very offensive. Especially online.
Infact it makes my pp hard

Why does it still stand?

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You missed the biggest one.
Why is a king of the Jews not circumcised.

Only if infected with disease.

>Do we really need to see his dick?

Yes.

No trouble there chappie. Well just use the ones from our smallpox wards.

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Armed security , equivalent to a well armed malitia.

>those of the synagogue of Satan, who say that they are Jews, and are not, but lie

can anyone imagine a nigger carving something out of marble?

At best the monkey would shatter the marble but you can forget art