Coomer meme works

Coomer meme works and we should spread it on other platforms

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I think we need a toomer version more

We should coom in porn hashtags and subreddits

Stop spreading our memes to other sites, it only brings subhumans back. Just like colonization.

yes we should

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It really doesn't. Your attempts on shaming people aren't doing shit, I am still masturbating 4 times a day.

/gif degenerates deserve the coomer pill


AAHHHH IIIMMM COOOOMIIIINGG AAHHGGGGG SOOOO GOOOOD

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It doesn't work I just coom before I log on pol now.

only those that fall for it. and thats their first step toward becoming nietzsches übermensch

YOUU NEEED TO COOOOOM HAAARDEEER AGHHHH YYEEEESS COOOOMIIIINGG AGHHHHHHHH SOOO GOOODDD

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I need to coom, boys

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it doesn't this week I came like 8 times already. it only triggers shits to post nudes

speaking about /gif/, are you doing bait and switch? like the Ricardo memes

Who cares if it’s a raid? It’s funny.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Israel

Can confirm. Thanks to this meme I no longer sin by masturbation.

>Coomer begins

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IMCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIINGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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ITS THE SECOND COOOOOOMING OF CHRIST OUR LOAD AND SAVIOR

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has the right to exist

let's do it

Underneath a cloud of nuclear fire.

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I see we've progressed to high culture.

R A R E

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Unironically the best meme of 2019, dare I say better than even "fuck jannies".

Yes

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>Oh yes

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>OOOGA BOOGA UH UH UH ME COOM OH OH OH GONNA COOOOMMM MMMMMM MAKE CUMMIES HEHEHE

This is your brain on porn. Pathetic cumbrain.

Definitely better than the "dare I say x" meme

want to end up like this?

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I'll say it. Best meme in the last five years.

youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

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Well it's had the opposite effect on me. Guess you're just too far gone into degeneracy.

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Based, bump

>4 times a day.
Rookie numbers

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Imagine being an asexual low test beta cuck male who needs to shame regular men with a meme.

NOW I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO
>*dun dun dun dun dun dun*
COOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I've always been a geography nerd, how's life down there? Have the Bhutanese people been corrupted by the globohomo degeneracy yet?

coooooooooooooming.

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Works for me

>Anti-No FAP
How could you want to FAP after seeing that husk of a man?

What the fuck is their thinking?

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This is more accurate because wanking give u spots

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as long as they dont figure out i have a penis, it's the good life, free from der juden

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Hi Bhutan user

YOU COOM FOR ISRAEL
YOUR BRAINCELLS ARE FLOATING IN COOM
THANKS MERCHANT FOR THE COOMIES
YOU ARE MY GREATEST AL
SPRUZZ

I'd say it appeared pretty suddenly, its origins are clouded in mystery and that is never a good sign

>fapping to porn like a pathetic coomer monkey
>instead of fucking pussy

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NEED TO COOOOOOOOOOOOM IN MY HAND

hi my love, i found this for us to use

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>ME LOVE
>TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Jesus Christ, what is that ?

After injecting meth, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours


youtu.be/QXt9agzCdes

That's a proper juicy grub right there

The Chad Britbong
vs
The Virgin Deutchlander

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Vision blurry
Coom on my hands
Things get dark
as it spreads on my pants
Brain on fog is on
Relationships are gone
Thats sad to see
a coomer destroyed his life
The jews rejoice

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How many memes have appeared slowly with clear origins?

imagine reaching a point in your life where trying to convince failed normies not to masturbate is seen as a valuable use of free time

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If this guy’s smart this meme will land him high paying jobs in porno films Lmfao

Hot

>redditfugees shoving yet ANOTHER wojak mutation down our collective throats
jesus fucking christ get new material you braindead fucking mongoloids

Forgot pic

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Who is this dude?

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>t. COOMS 55 TIMES DAY AAaaaOooh

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this, you fags are less successful than sneedposters

Yes sir

The coomer

Thanks

Convinced me, enough proof it works, coomer

twitter.com/jayman079/status/1170749320028663811?s=21

Hercules or Goliath beetle grub. Itll lose mass when it metamorphoses.

if you coom often enough you can use the last batch as lube for the next one. it's an infinitely repeatable cycl- AGGHHHHHH NNHNHHGH OHHH

>After injecting meth, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours
>youtu.be/QXt9agzCdes [Remove]

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>not doing both

Why talking in absolutes? Nothing wrong with masturbating. This meme must be forced by repressed women or low test males who are insecure about their sexuality.

COOOOM

Holy fucking coomer

Isn’t it from Reddit and discord? Where are the migatards to expose this AstroTurf campaign? Ah that’s right

the official real life mascot of the coomer meme.
instagram.com/jayman079/
anyone have his imdb? He has over 4300 porn reviews.

Definitely better than the "definitely better than x meme" meme

Now I can't jerk off without thinking about this fucking meme. Fuck you all.

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Jason 'Der Coomer' Markkanen

>he doesn't coom harder thinking about everyone else cooming together
fag

Do it on pornhub.

>t. coomer with selfcontrol

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*no selfcontrol

You are now my third recogniziable poster just behind Polish chef user and long forgoten greek tranny gore poster.

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Glad someone noticed finally!

what about left handed coomers

Right I'm at 4 days nofap, I feel more motivated than before and I don't find myself going "god I don't wanna" as much, when do the real superpowers kick in?

anyone else trying to do no fapp or reduce fapping? I almost made 3 days but fapped last night. Gonna try to go as long as possible again. I ran out of weed so sometimes cravings get real bad.

>memeflag
t. Levi Shekelstein

normal person: I don't think we should go overboard, but generally sexual pleasure is a good thing that should be enjoyed between couples
christian: AHHH OOOOHHHHH, SO YOU THINK WITH YOUR DIIICK? AHH OOOOHHH, IT'S OKAY AS LONG AS I COOOOOOOM
also christian: *secretly faps to trap porn* AAAAAHHHH OOOOOHHHH, IMA, I THINK IM GONNA COOOOOOMMM

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It's naht a toomah

Imagine coming to the point in your life when helping people is a thing to look down down on.

this is the funniest shit ive seen in a long time

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After about 3 weeks you start to think clearly and you start to despise fast dopamine

It’s the cinched up scrotum of a COOMER

I coom to Spinel

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