LOL Sony is going to remake the Princess bride, whats the cast going to look like Jow Forums?

LOL Sony is going to remake the Princess bride, whats the cast going to look like Jow Forums?

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lesbian nonbinary jews

I don't think white is a color, so mostly brown; shit stain looking, people.

Fezzik will be a transgender Arabic dwarf

It will be even more Jewish, if that's even possible

The movie already better than the source material.

Everyone who was a jew in the original will be white and everyone who was white will be a nigger, except the 6 fingered man.

Leslie jones as andre the giant

thats kinda not possible since 99.9% of the cast was jewish

Westly is now Black

Like black as fuck. Just the biggest grape ape you have ever seen. It won't even make any sense.

He will still be wearing black and all the original shots that had darkness are going to have some back glow just so you can make out what the fuck he is doing.

Just imagine the ROUS scene but instead of darkness and the occational gout of fire it will be some raging inferno with like a dozen of them and Westlys skin will slowly get exposed and sweaty til it shines as bright as his bald head.

Then Buttercup, a fat ass white blond/ginger with no tits just THROWS herself at him and starts twerkin that dick. Humperdink is obviously a skinny white boi incel who just wants to war monger instead of bed that sweet and powerful white pussy.

Realistically speaking, they wouldn't even be able to find actors who are this white in present day burgerland.

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Pretty soon they are going redo Roots with an all trans racial wtb cast. Nothing is safe from the danger of a shitty remake.

Thats why they won't It will be Ezra playing westly. Its just going to be bird box all over again

Idris Elba

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Just think 30 years ago kikes could tell the difference between an american and english actor

Black male lead obviously. The Rock or the Mountain will play Andre The Giants character. That Sicilian will probably play himself.

Nah the big bitch that played captain phasma will be andre, theyll just LOTR her to be 8 feet tall

I wont watch it so I dont care.. gonna be niggers and jews making sly quips at white identity. I hope they lose money... Dwayne Johnson will be andre the giant.. fez or something. I cant remember but I did love the original when I was a kid

If I were to remake the princess bride I would cast Danny Devito as Vizzini, the trans black lady from orange is the new black as Fezzik,John Travolta in drag as Buttercup and Michael Cera as DPR.

I'm a peaceful, pacifistic and placcid person, but this? This breaks the camel's back.

This

>whats the cast going to look like Jow Forums?
Wesley = Dave Chappelle

>they wouldn't even be able to find actors who are this white in present day burgerland.
then who will play the villain? maybe Patrick Stewart

My dude.

I'd be okay with this if they were faithful to the original work by S. Morgenstern.

Never go full retard, heeb.

>part jew
>part croat
>part serb
>part anglo

>huwite

jesus

> No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Anybody wanna peanut?

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>remake the movie

Why? The movie, as is, is timeless and perfect. There's no outdated CGI to cringe at. It's a cute little story in a medieval setting with no magic or anything (other than twoo luv). I guess the crimes are

>too many white people
>white guy protagonist and white girl are in love
>no black lovers
>no feminism
>white grandfather reading a story to his grandson so no wymyn role models there

Carey Elwes is jewish though.
Robin Wright married a kike.
Wallace Shawn, Carol Kane, Mandy Patinkin, Billy Crystal, Fred Savage, and Christopher Guest........

They didn't the first time.

R.O.U.S.s are pretty cringe.

The rock will be in this garbage

Owen benjamin did a nice break down on this movie.


I wonder how they plan to jew it up th time

I had a feeling this would happen at some point. Can't have anything wholesome, trad and white in current year,

niggers and trannys

I hope they poz the shit out of this. The original was a pozzed out Jewish shit show. If you look back fondly at any Jewish music or theatrical propaganda, you are not based and redpilled

miracle max

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Next they're going to remake When Harry Met Sally with a lesbian couple, and then a re-remake of Arthur with Tyler Perry as the alcoholic Brit. Because Hollywood is sooooo creative, y’all.

It's one of the most jewish movies ever made.

Watch owens breakdown.

>Carey Elwes is jewish though.
only through his Grandfather so it doesn't count to them.

I never liked it anyway, but every movie I liked has been raped already

nigger kike trannies.

Gay relationship/mudslimes
Men in tights will be flagrant homosexual
Lead will be anything but a blue eyed blonde haired cis male
Same with the princess
It will just be SJW replacement and destroy strategy.
Fuck this shit I'm out.

Nothing but Niggers.

This.

Why don't they just rerelease the original to the theaters?

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Taylor Swift as the Bride
Idris Elba as the dashing pirate
The spaniard is now a mexican, probably that guy from star wars
the giant is now played by a tall woman
all of the bad guys remain white

Daily reminder that if the NWO wins, the original version of every movie will simple "disappear" and only the remakes will exist, so there's no connection to the people of the past, and how they were. (Mandatory for borg hive-mind society)

This movie is a subversive jewish mockery of European archetypes.

Will Miracle Max and his wife be stereotypically Jewy? Bet they leave that out. Bet they make them stereotypically black.

...what happened to making original films? Why are people so gung ho about recreating someone else's art and profiting off of it?

Obviously black or arab dude white chick

Bunch of blacks, trannies, and what the fuck ever. Who gives a fuck. If you care and they do you wouldn't give them your fucking shekels.

Idres Elba to play the lead!!!

Jussie Smollette will be Wesley.
Chloe Moretz-Grace as Buttercup
The dick from Happy Gilmore will play Humperdink
Kevin Spacey will play Rougan as a homo predator that bdsm tortures Wesley.
Tom Cruise will play Fezzik because he'll bitch about being asked to play the short Viccini, so this will be given to him as an apology.
Some evil looking Russian actor will play Viccini.
We'll have a Latina play Inigo. Thinking Michelle Rodriguez for this one.
And Mad Max will now be Maxine and played by the tranny from Transparent. His wife will be a ftom tranny, and they'll give Wesley a magic estrogen pill to bring him back to life.

The New Princess Bride

The Bride = Lily Singh

Westley = Kristen Stewart

The Grandfather who reads the story = Rupaul

The Grandson = a kid in a wheel chair

and in a new plot twist surprise ending, the story will move Rupaul and his crippled grandson to tears, hugs and then going at it like chimps in heat over a final title card of "Love is Love"

Of course, everything that is great must be tore down and destroyed.

oooooo pick me

Buttercup will be a black trans furry

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Literally all of hollywood is talmudic kike poison since its inception and nearly everything it has produced for 100+ years is nothing but demoniacal trash. Who cares if they remake some dogshit movie that was made by jews in the first place.

This is one of those movies that were dearly loved and would never be made today.
>female does not save the day
>too many white people
>no gay people
>not enough violence
>not enough sex
You'll notice practically any "period" piece these days set in white countries has forced diversity, full frontal nudity sex scenes, gore, gay butt sex, and rape.