POLICE! HAND OVER YOUR AR-15 RIGHT NOW!

Detonate all my tnt. In Minecraft ofc

I don't post in a thread created to incriminate me using a honeypot website that uses the auto catchpa system to catalog users.

You faggot.

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joke's on them. I don't have any guns.

cringe

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God, look at those fat milsim LARPing motherfuckers. All stacked up IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING WINDOWS. Jesus Tapdancing Christ they all deserve to die.

>"I'm sorry sir, I lost mine in a tragic boating accident the other day."

That's what do.

>HE'S HOLDING A REMOTE CONTROL
>SHOOT HIM!

If confiscations were to happen couldnt people just bury their guns and report them as missing to police? Before their door is knocked on?

Start shooting!!
No you fuck I hand it over and keep all my other guns because retarded leftist only know AR and they think that shit means assaults rifle

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pol task force, checking in

*actually just one of our cruisers that got side swiped on the weekend

but i thought it was appropriate

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Fill a stuffed dog with tannerite and leave it on the floor near the door.

" I threw it in a dumpster years ago. Have a nice day."

>Some black fella owns a full auto. Better get that first

Hand over

Dunno honestly. People say all kinds of shit but who knows what you'll actually do when the chips are down.

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Lost in a tragic boating accident.

Exactly what the constitution says, defend yourself from tyranny.

Hand one over while playing dumb to give time for my neighbors to flank the pigs.
>beltfed boogaloo

leave through the tunnel I dug out beforehand
pull the cover off the punjii pit after I cross it

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I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!

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I tell them I lost it camping, because "I did" and have people who can "confirm" it

I lost it in a tragic boating accident.

I dropped it in a lake fishing

Tell Beto to take off that sticker the Sheriff gave him at the parade.

>POLICE! HAND OVER YOUR AR-15 RIGHT NOW!
no one here but us chickens!

I am genuinely curious how many people will be "witnesses" to "tragic mishaps" like this for each other.

Well I know 4 people who will confirm it for me. I know I'll confirm that my friend lost his 17 fully semi-auto rifles in his house fire. I can also confirm that my other friend lost his 50 Beowulf AR while bear hunting and had to use his revolver instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=AaZoLiPL5x0

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>fully semi-auto
Ayy

Hand it over.
Then sue the fuck out of everybody.

1) if you were right, you just did
2) I doubt all of Jow Forums is a honeypot, there’s too much disinformation mixed in with actual stuff for any of this to be useful

The correct answer: hand over the guns. An individual act of rebellion where I will just be killed is ultimately fruitless.

After they leave, however: immediately begin sourcing guns illegally and milling new ones. Form a guerilla band other counter-tyrants, set a perimeter and openly declare the zone as non-compliant with any and all gun laws and detain all members of law enforcement, confiscate their weapons, and jail them until the state is overthrown.

Why not just say you lost them on a fishing trip?

Call them faggots and traitors while I try not to get shot. Telling them I vehemently disagree as I hand over my arsenal. What else am I supposed to do?

Since we'll have months of notice beforehand, "lose" them.

Why not just do that with the guns you already have? Seems a lot simpler, user.

based sea captains

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Gun grabbers will be sprayed with Lofentanil-DMSO from commercial drones

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>"I DON'T OWN ONE"
>woof woof
>*BANG BANG BANG*

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Kill

Underrated post.

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.

Nothing, because at that point you're already dead and they are just pretending you fired back

I do have a couple of my grandfathers unregistered guns. Just need a place to hide them when shot goes down. A couple of those guns were definitely involved in some murders. Lol

And by fired back I should have typed
>pretending you fired first

Where did OP go?

This is in the event of an unexpected mass confiscation, which is most likely how it will happen to avoid the mass amounts of "tragic boating accidents" that will surely occur after an announcement.

The government criminalizing guns does not necessarily mean they will proactively enforce the law, in which case the law is worthless. The gun market will just move underground and become lawless, which is actually more ideal than the invasive government oversight we have now.

WELL REGULATED MILITIA

i will obey the law and so will everyone else itt, those who say they’ll fight back are showing off their fake machismo on an anonymous website

starting too late, you won't be able to teach yourself gunsmithing in the interval between "hand over your guns" and "hand over your life"
have a military structure of allies prepped and ready to go before the confiscations start, then as soon as any of your neighbors get their guns taken, fort up and start fighting back

Most pussy whites will comply their will b less than 15 inbreeds who might do something

blap blap blap watching niggers drap drap drap

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Hand it over one bullet at a time. Gonna take out as many as I can before I die.

it'd be a mauser or garrand but whatever here you go kevlar kevin

>you won't be able to teach yourself gunsmithing in the interval between "hand over your guns" and "hand over your life"

You do realise some average people are already skilled professional machinists? It's almost like they do it for a living or something

Quickly write "AR-15" on a piece of paper and hand it over

ITT ““patriots”” meekly hide and/or hand over their rights willingly to tyrants

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I'd rather die righteously than be a servile peasant, leaf

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Please step asidr while we search the premises Sir.

lmao no

That's fine. The sea was angry that day my friend!

>hides guns while nation degrades
>dies from heart attack
>children find guns and turn them
or
>never have kids and government take them after you’re dead
thank god for our 2A rights!! MAGA AWWOOOO!

We ain't gots no Ayy Arr Fifffteenz.

And if they persist, fire off the old 47 as a warning.

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Tell them to suck my dick. That unironically worked for me once.

I will greentext it if you guys want it.

Mr. Supermans is no home.
No, I have no money.
No....

greeentext?

Kill at least 2 of them before i get killed

You lose them when the alphabet agents come looking, then you go and find them when you go full wolverines.

Burn my house down first. Ah yeah now you see I'm ahead of the game ATF.

Thank god I have an AR-16. It says so on the sticker.

Shoot a 100 drum mag through the door and flimsy front walls, back off, throw a frag, change to AA-12

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Ignite the fertilizer bomb under the deck.

Obviously we want that.

Fucking jej.

>What do, Jow Forums?
lay down on the floor, face down, with my arms and legs spread.

No sense getting into a firefight I can't win.

Besides, I lost my firearms in a tragic boating accident years ago.

Doesn't need to happen because I transferred my guns when the state notified me that I am not allowed to own any.

GET REG’D

tell them I didn't vote for Beta O'Rourke

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST RETALIATE, I AM THE LAW

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Certainly, allow me to safely unload it.

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Big laff from me

I don't have one.

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What AR-15?

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>be me
>live across from police station
>can literally see the police have their meeting every morning and afternoon
>they see me as well since I have a fireplace I use
>live on the top floor of apartment complex
>always get black-out drunk
>always do stupid shit like flash my fully loaded and scoped out crossbow to the police
>mock execute my pet and laugh my ass off over the look in their faces
>wear a hockeymask and smoke cigars on the roof

>one day some niggers (ghetto scum types) make noise in my street
>drunk me has no tolerance for disturbance of the peace
>get on roof throw rocks, they disperse: mission accomplished
>suddenly an hour later I hear banging on my door and my roof access window at the same time
>some cop yells: "OPEN THE DOOR!!! RIGHT NOW"
>drunk me is confused, doesnt know what this is about
>scream at the top of my lungs in my most manliest voice: "HOW DID YOU GET ON THE ROOF!? I AM A CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY!!! I HAVE RIGHTS!"
>Its quiet for a few seconds
>cop says: "w-well have you been throwing rocks? o-open the door!"
>In my most manliest and loudest voice: "SUCK MY BALLS"
>walk into livingroom and ignore them for another hour until they left
They kept sending female officers every mondaymorning but ive gotten completely off the hook and never heard about it again,

So try it: just ask them to suck your balls with a dominant voice

All of this is satire and can never be held against me in court (get REKT AIVD)

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avowed

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>government arbitrarily says something is illegal, they have the right to take people's property and will do so without the input of the people
>OH MY G_D! WHY AREN'T YOU COMPLYING?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU RESISTING!?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT AND WHAT WE'RE DOING IS OKAY BECAUSE OF THESE WORDS ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER!!?!?!
The government only works as long as they have the consent of the governed.
The second that ends, the government has lost.

>Lawyer has to explain what your image means to the jury.
Hoo boy, won't that be fun.

Sure, I'll give you the bullets first.
Edit: well fuck beat me to it.