There, now everyone can be happy

all you have to do is stop being retarded and drop the JQ and you'll be golden. You're actually quite close.

fixed

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The scary thing is, is that it's actually correct

This

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Midwestern Reich when?

Why do sensible people have to go live in the beaner-infested Texas area?

This looks more accurate

NOW its fixed.

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This one's it, lads.

The parts of Upstate New York touching the Great Lakes would be part of the Great Lakes country.

>Appalachian Union
>Includes my beautiful Midwest
No

But there's nothing in the Midwest but dirt, wheat, and tornadoes. Oh, and don't forget the mini-van sized hail.

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Advance Wars? What special units do each faction get? Who will let me blitzkrieg?

As long as people actually believe this and stay the fuck away then I'm happy.

Aww you little baby
come stay in hurricane country sometime

Get fucked we are already making a new state

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Checked and keked
Pretty accurate with shitstain USA. I think the rest is off a bit, but pretty close.

damn i was ready to give you an award untill i saw the commie flag, collectivism is exactly that problem, less government is the solution, the soviets were nothing but wealthy bureaucrats, living in opulence as the people starve. Sorry no ribbon for you, you were quite close yourself.

The Great Lakes region will not stand for this

Not to mention the commies were Jews. Kind of a big thing to skip over.

You are like little baby

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piss off frogs, you were always third rate immigrants just like the hordes of towel heads you let cuck you into an endangered species.

Hurricanes produce that shit too

Why do you think we dont have large, crazy, ass storms as well? Is it because we don't give them names?

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soviet russia persecuted the jews, there were small factions that sold out to the soviets, but jews like to sell shit to the goys, we don't want market regulation, and government ownership and all that shit, how can we be greedy without property, gotta have freedom for that.

At least my house can tank a Cat 5
I bet an F2 can blow your shitty house away and take you to Oz

Jokes on you, severe thunderstorms happen to be my fetish. They make me coom

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>dixie republic
>capital st. louis
>missouri isn't in the dixie republic

A Cat 3 puts me to sleep

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fuck yeah, stay out of my beehive it's too good for you heathens

The Pacific Coast is rightful Dixie clay

>Florida Republic
More like Sumpfreich

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>cowardly staying in your shelter
>not being fully subjugated to the furry of the Earth

blue pilled

Why are there so few right wing states in cold climates?

*Wakes you up*

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The I-35 corridor will keep them linked forever.

>You're right, except for the Jews, you better leave the Jews alone they are ABSOLUTELY innocent and have done nothing wrong

Lmao like I care
I'll sit comfy with a book, and choice of whisky in my hand and laugh as the spics fly away to their doom

>giving the Pennsreich to Antifa and dildo worshippers
Come on

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Very aesthetic Superior flag

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>alaska
Wut

No

this man is zoomed out enough to see the entire elephant
have an upboat

These replies arw exactly why Americans are just gonna start killing each other in future.

>making the Midwest libertarian left
No, this just won't do.

Sooooooon

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This

SE 75% said no we tried that before.

I wish, but think it's too late. Maybe if migration started now.

if at first you don't SECEDE
try try again

Good name, but fuck the stupid clown stripes.

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what about this?

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or this?

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predicted in 2010

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Give back Maryland, its rightful Dixie clay and bay

>3/4 of the apalachians are outside of "the apalachian union
Fuck off street shitting kike.

>SECONDLY REMINDER TO NOT REPLY TO MEMEFLAG THREADS

get over your memeflagphobia

make the argument or gtfo!

Utah is ever in my heart