We need a coomer meme for video games

Gaming is a much more significant problem than fapping. A normal person can jerk off for an hour or two a day max. You can waste days and days on end playing video games. Moreover, fiddling around with buttons and pretending you're a dragon is even more gay and pathetic than jerking off to trap porn. We need to meme gaming out of existence.

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Wasting time on 4chins is just as bad, probably worse. At least vidya can improve reflexes and problem solving.

Jow Forums is education.

>we need a meme
Why dont you make OC yourself faggot. God I want to go back to a time where this board and website wasnt reddit.

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As more women get hired to write video games, capeshit, and movies...

...this problem solves itself.

LMAO

What for, vast majority of games are low quality or have some type of agenda.

For the most post they've lost their appeal.

Boogie, the 400 pound Toomer

The Goomer

> Doesn't care about anything
> Just gooms
> Does gooming 24/7
> Has already destroyed 47 keyboards, 3a screens and 114 mouses
> His mop has turned deaf because of him screaming

The Goomer

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>running low on goys
shut the fuck up jew. go fight your own war

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They'll always keep some ideologically neutral stuff to make money and keep men hypnotized.

Onions wojak already covers it pretty well
Somebody draw him with a controller or one of those rainbow light up gaming keyboards and a mic headset

Capped

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no talent

No one's gonna get one over on you are they

Jow Forums has become such a sad place you guys always get ass raped by reddit/discord raids and their shitty forced memes lol

>that 30 year old goomer
>wastes time playing video gooms
>"I'M GOOOOOMING!"

Take your meds

>Somebody draw him with a controller or one of those rainbow light up gaming keyboards and a mic headset
This

>OH
>OOOH HOLY SHIT
>I-I-I THINK
>I AM COOOOOOOOMIING

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Ha you fucking schizo, take your own advice.

You know, theres a spot right above your asshole, about an inch, that if you push on while cooming it not only feels good but stops you from spilling your seed.
It's the only way I can retain my semen since I can't stop jerking off to dogs.

Wasted my life from 16 to 22 on mmos.
I had problems irl and that was the easiest way to escape them.

In another time i would have been a book worm but in this clown world im just a waste of space used for profit since the moment i was born.

Jow Forums is as much a waste of time as games but my life is pretty much ruined already and can't enjoy 90% of movies or tv show so...

You're the one who thinks that nefarious actors from reddit and discord are raiding Jow Forums to trick people into making fun of gamers

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>Jow Forums is as much a waste of time as games
There might be better ways to spend time but it's sure as fuck better than video games.

OH LORD I THINK I GONNA AHHHHHH COOOOOOM

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coomer meme has so far cured me of porn and masturbation - every time i get the urge i think of the disgusting bald coomlord- coom shaming works - maybe one day i really wont be a faggot after all

>i would have been a book worm
Reading trashy horror, or degenerate erotica, or cringy fantasy novels isn't any better really though. Gaming is fine, listen to audiobooks while you game.

>A normal person can jerk off for two hours a day
>Normal
I don't think you know what that word means

>listen to audiobooks while you game
Shitty rationalizations. Reminds me of drug addicts.

Nah. Just take pride in self control. I pick up a controller for my PlayStation maybe 2 hours a week when bored.

If you have to meme it out or existence then you don't have control over yourself.

That's why I said "max"

I don't play video games. I'm thinking of other people, not myself

gaming is a cheap and harmless way to spend your time. Without it you would have to engage with the Jewish Monetary control grid more and more, digging yourself deeper into slavery for mammon.

You know there are books outside of fiction?

Listening to stuff while gaming is the biggest cope.
I did it a lot and it's useless.
I bet if i talked to u irl you wouldnt even be able to express coherently what you heard during your "gaming".
You are just numbing yourself.

This, seriously games are pozz’d beyond belief

>without video games you would have to engage with the Jewish Monetary control grid more and more, digging yourself deeper into slavery for mammon
Those aren't the only options user

This is the same logic heroin addicts use

>You know there are books outside of fiction?
If you don't have the will power to read now, what makes you think you'd be digging through philosophy texts and technical manuals in another time?

>glorying fapping and pornography
>shitting on vidya
cringe

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Heroin isn't harmless, give me a break. Your probably a woman salty that men are having cheap fun by themselves and ignoring you.

>Your probably
Jesus man learn fucking English

Agreed, I haven't spent any time recently playing video games because they are so shitty now, MTX lootbox sims with no depth, exploration or secrets, just grinding for skins against other zoomers. All the singleplayer games are vehicles for cringey propaganda. I never thought I'd actually get bored of video games but they have gotten much worse over time.

>goomer
where have I heard that term before...

TIME TO GOOM HELL YEA. FUCK SCHOOL FUCK WORK FUCK SUCCESS IT'S GOOOOOOMING TIME. GONNA GOOM TILL I FALL ASLEEP IN MY GOOMIG CHAIR. WHO HAS THE GOOMFORCE FUEL? NEED NEW GOOMJUICE FAWK YEA GOOM GOOMING

That's a good thing. The better they are the worse.

Good stuff

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>make income gooming

>make side income cooming

It's early Wagie, drink your coffee and take your shower.

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*You're

There, you happy? Now quit trying to get men back into the matrix.

>waste your life away playing pretend because there's a 0.0001% chance you could make money doing it
fuck off

>OMG user mispelled a word!
Go back to readit faggot.

Last time i reply to you because you are crearly a brainlet, as expexted from an american.

Escapism back then was done trough solitary reading (if you had the means to do so).
Also i never said I'm not reading now.
I spend atleast 6 hours every day reading but I'm 25 and i wont be able to make anything for myself with it.

I believe in the ultimate blackpill that is the younglearnerpill.

Opportunities are presented to you only when young and if you look at society around you you will realise what people learn from childhood to adolescence is the most important factor that will determine how skilled you will be at certain tasks and what you do from adolescence to early adulthood is what your career will be based on.

Fuck off, Xi Bao Zhang. Go get your dick sucked by a dog.

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>reality is the matrix
This is why video games are bad for you.

Retard spotted.
I made over 60k playing league and i have nothing now.
If you don't start a game between 16-21 you won't be good at it. Period.
You are not learning anything.
The game can die and u will have wastes all that time.
The skill you learn will slowly degrade until you are a 30 yo that only plays gatchashit.
Videogames are a cancer to your brain.

why not forced labour camps for both?

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pic related everyone ITT

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I have no idea what this "coomer" retardation is but it's annoying.

>I spend atleast 6 hours every day reading but I'm 25 and i wont be able to make anything for myself with it.
Making something of yourself depends on who you know mostly. Networking and social connects are everything. Otherwise you need to be creative and very persistent.

Yes reality is run by Satan and the Jews until Jesus comes back. Video games are a morally sound method of retaining your virtue in a world of pitfalls, cruelty, greed, and slavery traps.

It's a ResetEra/Discord raid thing. It'll die down in a few weeks when they realise that it's not working.

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>Yes reality is run by Satan and the Jews until Jesus comes back
Again, this is why video games are a bad thing

dilate

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>coomer
You unoriginal faggots couldn't come up with anything better? This place got so fucking shitty since the election.

You're just salty because Trudeau's the world's most based leader

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Only the Lord himself can end Satan's rule. In the meantime it's best we spend our time in harmless pursuits like vidya, and avoid sin.

And posting here is a good thing?

vigeo gamers are the coomers

LAMER

Yes, Jow Forums is educational.

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Us gamers are already the most oppressed societal class. If you think you can push us any further with no repercussions you are dead wrong. When gamers finally rise up it's gonna be remembered as the greatest civil rights movement of our generation.

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>stay in your room and pretend you're a knight until Jesus comes back
This is not a good plan user

Typical coomer trying to take down us gamers

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Okay boomer

>A normal person can jerk off for an hour or two a day max.
nah bro, try the whole day with small breaks of 1 hour or so

>ResetEra
Do you have any proof on that?

One of the channels is named what is the end game. So... What is it?

>a normal person

So their plan is to get men to stop fapping to porn? What is the end goal exactly?

I honestly think males would go apeshit without their steady flow of videogames and porn. There would be more murders, rapes, and wars without these two things to pacify violent male nature. Too many men are low IQ to put violent and sexual thoughts at the back of their minds.

>every modern Jow Forums meme is le boomer zoomer noomer voomer xoomer poomer loomer koomer woomer qoomer oomer oomer oomer shit

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It's been working fine for years. Beats slaving away for Schlomo in order to buy status symbols for a woman.

lol why the fuck is Jow Forums so defensive of vidya?
> mfw 99% of Jow Forums started their descent into right-wing lunacy because anita sarkeesian hurt their feelings

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Jow Forums is jewish subliminal propaganda for the goyim, with a few anons in the midle

I can't even get myself to play video games anymore. and I own almost everything and if I dont, I can get it.
Just no desire anymore, boring and games suck nowadays too

The GOOMER!

Haha seethe more

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I cant hear you. Im ohhhhh gad coooooooooming

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It's probably just some group that was made after the meme picked up in a bizarre attempt to discredit it. And if it actually did originate from discord it doesn't matter. It's still right.

Nothing creepier than a grown man playing video games online with kids. Nothing more embarrassing than a grown man taking video games seriously.

Could've phrased it better, but nice attempt anyway /v/.

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True that, but there is still at least two decades worth of briliant games and good indie titles keep coming out too.

>It's been working fine for years
If you say so.
>Beats slaving away for Schlomo in order to buy status symbols for a woman.
This is not the only other option, user.

Someone should make a CONSOOMER meme
>I should really get my life in order, today I'm going to finally start working ou- OH SHIT, IS THE LATEST EPISODE OF MY FAVOURITE SHOW OUT ON NETFLIX? OH God, I'm CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AHHHHH YEEESSSS NO MORE BAD FEELINGS HOLY SHIT I NEED MORE DOPAMINE TIME FOR SOME VIDYA OHHHH FUCCCK YEEAAHH IM SOOOOOOMMMMMING

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How has this site changed the world for the better?

cringe

More like a bunch of self-destructive, nihilist Rick and Morty fans.
>Guys! Islam is TOTALLY BASED because women! Right? Right guys?
Day in and day out.