Brit/pol/ - Just Farted And It Stinks Edition

He cant wait for winter lads.

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I'd rather we just kill people than abort them. Honestly.

Halloween is next month. Stay safe, bongs.

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brain damage

because you've got brain damage

British bake show is cozy

your dad's nutsack really did a number

>be a retarded 1980s commie militant that every establishment thug in your party hates and wants dead
>constantly cuck to them

But why

tinned beans don't make you fart, that's a myth.
beans only give you gas when they aren't cooked enough, and tinned beans are inherently cooked enough

African birthrates wouldn't matter if frontex wasnt so afraid to just shoot a few refugee boats. You wouldn't even need to shoot that many just enough to get the message out

Went to that meeting last night about building on the greenbelt, my MP was there, the bloke chairing the meeting had to do the whole 'this was Enoch Powell's seat, so I'm so pleased to have Eleanor Smith here tonight' which resulted in some applause, but at least not rapturous.
Felt like saying if we'd listened to Enoch we wouldn't need to build on the fucking greenbelt

Honestly cant wait

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Off course you said nothing cuck

why was your first thought to tell everyone on Jow Forums about it when you realised your incapable of functioning properly?

based

Will winter kill off the coomposters?

>your

human rights begin in the kidney dish

>Felt like saying if we'd listened to Enoch we wouldn't need to build on the fucking greenbelt
And yet you didn't.
What a waste of time.

You don't even need to do that. Just tow them back to Libya and drop them off on the beach, it's not like there's a Libyan coast guard anymore.

It's coming

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This. Obviously it would be condemned internationally, but what would really happen if we did sink the boats? Sanctions? A strongly worded resolution from the UN? Lol

Ireland MEP calls for EU protectionism over a hard Brexit, is quickly cut off over the revealing of some hard truths.

youtube.com/watch?v=G5gfrI6X7M8

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oh wow i made a typo i guess that means you're a healthy and functioning member of society now haha

It stinks of piss in here.

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why would i want to be a member of society?

thanks for saving my pic and not replying to me the other day

nob

>Honestly cant wait

Caught two housespiders in the space of 5 minutes scuttling acroos the floor lastnight, I can't wait till winter either, I don't mind the and just put them outside but they put the willys up me when they shoot acroos the floor, they were both males looking for a bit of skirt.

you wouldn't because you're brain damaged

>Out yourself as a racist in a packed church of your aquaintances and neighbours
Implying you would've done differently larpers

Had a big one drop out my fire place the other day too. Got him out but he was rapid.

That lad sells weed and pills I'm sure I've seen him

I always reply to you lad. What you on about?

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i would've just hooked up my iphone 11 pro to the church speakers and put tatu on full blast

Based

You've become lil c tier

>scared of housespiders
pathetic

i once went to the JQ in a public meeting

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Stuck leading a remain party when he's a leaver, the best he can do is stay neutral if he wants to stay leader and hang on to the tiny chance he could win an election

>sells weed
Literally true

that boy has cute twink hands

Not scared of them at all. My gf is though.

did i make it clear that my mum bought me a £1000 phone after saying she'll cut me off?

>just blow the niggers out of the water
Politicians want the African niggers.
It's the only conclusion that you can come to.
Some parties are explicit about it.
Other parties such as the Conservatives are duplicitous on it

your gas gonna go away with brexit johnnie.

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a podgy bellied young woman?

>My gf
Pathetic.
Sick of the fucken lies in this place.

this

>cut me off
kek

is he now

Calm down lad

>kraut
discarded

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lmao

I had two a few weeks back, one on my arm in bed and the other climbing onto my hand as it rested browsing Brit/pol/

Didn't say I was scared of housepiders you nonce my post literally says I don't mind them, it's when something shoots across the floor and you don't know what it is, that what puts the willys up me, get your eyes checked you you bell-end

i miss the old days

i don't get it?

I've a greenhouse and they're straya sized. One of these days i'm going in with the Henry

German selling the joys of gas. Somethings never change.

Calm your lies down

Martini Henry or a Hoover?

Speak English correctly, Hans.

>Didn't say I was scared
>they put the willys up me
sounds like they scare you and give you erotic fantasties

Drink your imports and shhh

stfu virgin

Its my first day. I dont even know what I missed

Having 4bn Africans even if they do all stay in Africa (they won’t) will be disastrous for humanity.

Hoover obviously.

Hoover obvs then the Martini and relax

Close the borders and don't feed them it's not really that hard

A painful feel.

its called a vacuum cleaner you clefts

not a lot

Yeah,
Surprise surprise he's a pot head.
Got his seat by being vocal about issues for farmers. He's just showboating to his constituency

95% of this countries problems can be traced back to the welfare system and I say that as a neet

youtube.com/watch?v=JZveA-NAIDI&t=40s
0.35sec to 0.42sec

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you sound like a complete spacker.

Sorry about that one lads:

thesun.co.uk/archives/news/103312/somethings-a-bit-wiffy-in-parliament/

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When Ive got more of this Polish fuel inside me I gonna let loose

I bought it with money I earned. I'll call it whatever the fuck I want.

Did you get that opinion from your rich parents?

dont expect political discussions before 11pm

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unironically boxing day is the best day of the year

I did see my 1st triangulation today though too, so that was cool.

>fantasties
you can't even type the words spiders and erotic in the same sentence without getting all flustered, I think you're attracted to spiders
You weirdo

>I bought it with money I earned
sounds like a larp, ngl

stop posting this ugly poo faced commie you nonce

How do you aim to achieve that? Have you seen our politicians?

Encouraging safe sex and abortions will have the desired effect whilst not attracting to much negative attention from ZOG. Picture iit as ‘empowering’ Africa’s women.

Nah xmas eve