Brit/pol/ - Friday Night Milkers Edition

>Swinson surge leaves Lib Dems one point from Labour in polls
theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/jo-swinson-lib-dems-in-second-place-1-6277920
>Jo Swinson hits back after Emily Thornberry brands Lib Dems 'kind of Taliban'
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jo-swinson-hits-back-after-20131101
>Lib Dems pledge to revoke Brexit without referendum
theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/15/lib-dems-pledge-to-revoke-brexit-without-referendum
>Being a woman is not a weakness, says Swinson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49720863

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Westminster voting intention:

CON: 32% (-)
LDEM: 23% (+4)
LAB: 21% (-2)
BREX: 14% (-)
GRN: 4% (-3)

via @YouGov

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MUMMY

i've got more money than you

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DAAAMMNNNN I WANNA PUNCH THE FUCK OUTTA THEM TIDDIES

What happened to Master Brew? His Twitter was deleted?

Theeadly reminder that Horatio Noncey of Albion Radio got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, messaging 15 year old girls. He promptly deleted everything and ran on Wednesday night.

Always knew there was something odd about this nonce.

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too boring

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Master Jew is another nonce. His cohost was Horatio Noncey (just been caught as a pedo) so it's likely they were both sharing cp with each other. Explains a lot of things.

Anyone who wants to diddle kids deserves the rope

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no one cares you boring cunt

Povvo

He got banned

Posting rarest Penelopes

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Did Horatio actually get outed as a nonce?

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"Gas Tom Watson" is the first motion at the Labour Party conference
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Penelope is a top tier milf

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Inb4 boring post, but it looks like its kicking of in labour

So on eve of LabParty conf with an eye on an election, the party just can’t resist having an internal war...

Lansman attempted to remove Tom Watson by trying to abolish Deputy Leader post at NEC tonight
Motion passed 17/10. Short of 2/3 maj. they’ll discuss tomorrow. Really.

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I fucked a cucumber once, chopped one end off of it and hollowed out the center. Poked a little hole in the other end with a toothpick, which I covered with my fingertip (to provide suction)

>one short of the majority
Watson on suicide watch

He got caught out messaging some girl who'd just turned 15. He was imploring her to start a family etc. Conversation ran on for 2 months, there was some voice chats according to the girl. She's a trad anglo twitter account but made her age clear to George - he didn't care.

It all came out and George has promptly deleted everything and ran away.

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Im off to buy Polish beer. When I get back and get two of them into me Im gonna take all of yiz cunts on. Your all nonces and youre all battybetabongbastards.

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>nobody cares about milkers
poof

That doesnt sound hugely noncey tbqh

based. fuck commies
ever wondered why sarkar's mouth is darker than the rest of her face? that was me

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youtube.com/watch?v=Fp-VlDxRErk
punch him on the 9head stun the Swedish monster

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I wonder what the average person has in their account

He's 22. She's only just turned 15. He's a nonce, plain and simple. Nonces get the rope.

>t. nonce horatio
you've been found out lad

Who the fuck is this stacked slampig?

Is that you George?

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>Talking to an underage girl
>Just talking
>OMG FUCKIN NONCE
Sounds like an overreaction desu

The next PM.

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vote clegg

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Jo Swinson.

Brexit? Get out of Europe?
Yiz couldnt get out of a wet paper bag.

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>chared
fucking ruined

I want to believe you, but I'd want to see the screencaps first
Mind you, anyone who calls themselves a Pagan in the current millennium is probably a wrong'un of some stripe

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I agree with Nick

Sounds like he was just talking though not asking for a fuck or sending dick picks

he runs facebook now, he has access to all of your mum's nudes

not so fast sweetie, corbyn the kingmaker has ruled out any coalition.

That's precisely what a nonce would say

'wicca' was invented by some nonce in the 20s. he's probably rolling in his grave at all of the fat dykes he's converted though

Why dont yiz just leave and stop being pussies.

Are there no men amongst ye?

fuck all, but i'm rollin in it

>She makes her age clear
>Carries on talking to her about overt sexual matters
>Constant conversation about starting a family
>Voice chats late at night
>Carries on for 2 months

Look, you might be okay with some bloke doing this to your 14/15 year old sister or daughter but it's nonce behaviour and needs to be called out.

Nonces get the rope.

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>7 year difference
>she's in puberty
By definition it's not pedophilia. Pedophilia is attraction to little kids, prepubescent ones.

t. 6 year age gap with my fiancée, met her when she was 18.

Public satisfaction with Jeremy Corbyn:

Satisfied: 16%
Dissatisfied: 76%

via @IpsosMORI, 13 - 16 Sep

-

Public satisfaction with Jo Swinson:

Satisfied: 35%
Dissatisfied: 40%

via @IpsosMORI, 13 - 16 Sep

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I didn't create it
Some /tg/ lad

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My MP. She went to my school.

JUGS SURGE

>fiancée
larp

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it probably indicates his emotional level, seeking out a girl with his mental age, and I haven't heard where he did anything dishonorable.
Wanting to marry isn't very degenerate.
Is there anything on this guy beyond one faggot gunning for him on here? because I'm getting tired of this FUCKING SPAM

This would have been apt actually

Cant wait for winter lads.

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I'm Jewish

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I'd unironically vote LD if Clegg came back. I want to see his Brexit takes.
First bring back Millichad, then bring back the Cleggster, and we can go back to the comfy days.
>she's in puberty
>By definition it's not pedophilia.
An ephebophile is just a nonce with a thesaurus you dirty bastard

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Me too

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The difference is that she was of legal age, she was EIGHTEEN. She wasn't a child.

Horatio has been creeping on a girl you has JUST TURNED 15. It's illegal noncery and has no justification.

The fact that he's cut and run shows that he knows he was being a pedo and couldn't face the shame of it.

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>I'm a baby-torturing/eating monster
nice way to introduce yourself, kike

easier to sleep

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Not a larp

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I was only joking, I'm a Muslim.

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Nonces get the rope, cumbrain

>The difference is that she was of legal age, she was EIGHTEEN. She wasn't a child.
It's 16 in this country and in most of the rest of the world, or lower.

Is this The Room?

did Benito sign that for 200 quid?

I fucking wish

Lads. I really cant wait for winter.

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>Turns out half the zoomer British Nationalist LARPers on Twitter are nonces

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Who early 90's Sunday evenings round their nan's here?

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BIG

FUGGIN

TIBBIES

The girl had just turned 15. You can't justify it. The host of Albion Radio is a nonce. Just like Master Jew, his cohost. Epstein level pedophiles. The Epstein victims were 15. There is no excuse

Nonces get roped

you're obsessed. are you posting pics of his mother?
dont be a cunt.

been listening to a lot of nigger music lately

Do you have any proof that this happened? Screencaps, anything like that?
One of the last things horat posted was a gore vid of some nonce getting run over by a white van, so I assumed he got banned for that.

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Did Horat ever go to the Island?

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It's fucking staggering isn't it? If they're not nonces then they're faggot bumders like Woes.

D U X

nonce

He didn't get banned, he cut and run because the girl spoke out and exposed him as a pedophile. Sorry lad but nonces are out

Seriously, the bullying against American members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Americans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only American man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Canadians or Mexicans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Brazilians get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in North America.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful!
Would you call an American man a "mutt"(not true at all) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth American man that they are a "el atrocidad"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
You're destroying national pride, you're dividing whites against each other, you're doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.

almost certainly

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give us a link a reputable link

Can you lads do me a favour and post your fave pepes/apus pls.

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Seems like Egyptian user wasn't larping yesterday in outer/pol/.

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Horat and Master Jew definitely were members of Epsteins island. They've likely got big cp collections that theybshare with each other anyeay. Fucking nonces!

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Sup masterbrew

Them's some bodacious ta ta's

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£10,000 in my account.
Just quit my job though and and going to spend a few months setting up online businesses and learning web dev.
If I can get to £1000 per month I'll be stable and will have escaped wagie life.

I'm not telling you the twitter account which posts all the polls because you're a cunt

>YAAAAAAAAAAS, SHOW THOSE FIVE BIGOTED CHRISTIANS WHAT'S WHAT

>NO PLEASE IGNORE THE HUNDREDS OF MUSLIMS PROTESTING BIRMINGHAM'S CURRICULUM, PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES KISS IN FRONT OF THEM

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