Danger

Sell them meth.

>kimbo slice
>cheik kongo
Literally the worst fucking ufc heavyweights ever

invite them in to play D&D

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Here take this loose change

stand my ground

To make them stop sagging their pants. Niggas just asking for their cheeks to get busted.

>Here take this loose change
LMAO

Based and Big Herc pilled

>These two guys show up in front of your door.

>What do you do?

Say "hey man, thanks for delivering my weed so fast."

Then pay them and shut the door.

Just leave the door closed.

One body of mass shot each, double-tap the heads.

Degenerate, here. I’d give them money for the drugs I ordered, dap them up and tell them to have a nice day. Then do the drugs.

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you nigger faggots are in the wrong neighborhood!

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That's not right. It's two in the body one in the head.

Excuse me, why do I no know about this heavily creased trend...

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Hello Wes, I hooped all my paper work can I join now?

Go out there with a leather belt and shout "do you know what this is" before giving both of them a sound thrashing.

Open fire.

>implying any of those niggers are bulletproof or immune to nerve gas

Kick both of their asses because they would trip over their pants

Rollin

Kek where’s the video for this

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Imagine how easy a single or double leg would be.

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I don't answer it because they look confrontational and stupid and they already have an advantage over me in any conflict because they know where I live. They don't seem like they're smart enough to back off by a display of force so I might have to hunt them and kill them in any conflict. You could headsnap them and put them in a darce pretty fucking easy though.

You could just sit into wormguard. kek

Whip them with a belt out of pure irony.

>pulling guard in a fight
Please do not do this. Ever.

Shoot the guy on the left through the chest and watch the other guy's pants literally fill to the brim with shit

Ask them to bang my girlfriend as I jerk off in my latex outfit.

white guy gets his organs ventilated, there's no excuse for white people to act like niggers... the nog's life is spared though, they just can't stop themselves from acting like animals... it just seems like an exercise in futility, like kicking a dog for licking it's balls. niggers will never change their bad ways.

They never would have made it to my front door...

Tell them to get a room at some other place before I whoop their asses 'cuz I know kung fu.

I would inform them that I did not schedule a doctor or lawyer visit. They must be at the wrong address.

Invite them both in and discuss astrophysics and rocket science because they are both obviously very bright individuals.

See them through the spy-hole and wonder what the fuck I'm looking at.

Door stays closed.

Laugh at them and offer belts

>being 678% gay for niggers

Muscles don’t protect you from bullets. Being smart will

activate the dildo turret guns

shoot them dead and then tell them to get the fuck off my property.

close the door and go chill out for a bit. fucking dumbasses.

lighten up man. worm guard because someone has a bizarrely large shirt is just hilarious. Anyway the real answer is just don't answer the door.

Then you'd go to jail though?

>yo where the weed at?

Set the dogs on them , what !

>what do?
Buy a couple boxes of their cookies. Thin Mints are fucking delicious.

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Some states you're allowed to shoot anyone trespassing on your property.

>These two guys show up in front of your door.
>What do you do?

Answer with my double barrel 12 gauge.

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sell them weed

click click click

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Is his leg broken?

For a sec I though his belly rolls were his dick tucked under his belt.

You betcha’, the Italians had all the fun when they invaded East Africa.

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>No, for the 50th time, I'm not interested in Mormonism guys.

>don't answer door
Wonder how the fuck I just ended up back in the early single digit 2000 years and if I have enough time to prevent 9-11 by taking out Lucky Larry
>when you make a slide thread and user still redpills people anyways

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Loads shotgun*

/fa/ here. honestly sick af.

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Soon you will know your place.

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This faggot again? You posted these two pussies months ago, but with some stupid rap about making your checks last, then you were crying when we called them faggots.

probably beat them up and rob them they look like pussies

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Bootleg Turk and JD

laugh, call their malnorished asses niggers shut the door and call the police.

bitchute.com/video/MpY0CPLGHYyh/

If you're a kali practitioner and don't mind using kino mutai, pulling guard can be very effective. And if your opponent survives the rest of the encounter they will nearly faceless and will never, ever attack any white person again.

You remember me.

What's your e-mail address so we can talk privately?

Half of those guys on your pic are dead.

I toss a boiling pot of spaghetti at them and while they are blind I take a bat and hit them both in the balls so hard they won't ever be able to pro-create. I then film the remainder of the time of their pain and gore and upload it on liveleak.

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Yeah, why wouldn't I post my email address on a public forum at the request of an obviously homosexual wigger?

>call the police

i dont think you would even open the door, youd probably just call the police and the black dude would get shot

With the way they wear their pants it's obvious they'd spent the afternoon attempting to reproduce with each other's buttholes.

You obviously spend your whole life here you loser. You exactly remember what image some user posted months ago. Nice life.

why does the sagging only happen above the knee? that's fucking weird

Why would anybody else have a picture saved of those two morons? And how could I forget. You were spazzing out like a woman when anybody made fun of your faggoty "rhymes" or your boyfriends in your little picture there.

These two guys would beat your ass lol. And they are not morons you faggot. Stop calling them that.

I look out the peephole. I don't answer. I give my dog the hand-signal command I taught him to bark at the front door then I go load my shotgun. If my dog doesn't scare them off and they try to enter then they will get 00 buckshot in the face... followed up by closed-casket funerals.

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You're not gonna do a gay rap for us again?

Who is "us" exactly? No one likes you.

You're definitely the same guy. They are morons, they are faggots, and I would destroy them. It's clear you have great admiration for them, what's not clear is why you keep posting two cocksucking faggots on this board.

test my PDX defender on them. is it better than 000 buck? the tried and true nigger thumper.

Both of them would fuck your mother you piece of shit.

Cry more, faggot. So, no rap? You didn't come to impress the Nazis with your rhyming skills, just by showing off your nigger and spic girlfriends?

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Rape the nigger and make the wigger watch.

Let go of the two rottweilers I’m walking

The guy on the right isn't mexican you faggot. He's actually from the Czech Republic.

>piece of shit
Lol, someone who clearly drools over a gay nigger bitch and his spic boyfriend shouldn't be calling anybody names.

the one on the left is basically a nigger in America. he's a high yellow mulatto but still nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=xYuOh717WAU

Oh, wow, so he CHOOSES to be a piece of ghetto trash. Impressive. Those faggots clearly can't fight, as they wear their pants to immobilize their legs and expose their asses. Is that what first attracted you?

Lol you're BRAGGING that you jerk off to guys on BET? What a faggot. Who sits and listens to niggers "freestyling"?

They both have money, amounts which you can only dream of.

Answer it like a good little cuck and take my beating.

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